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User avatar #34 to #24 - keltainenlumi (05/26/2015) [-]
What is his job?
User avatar #38 to #34 - optiknarty ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
testicle adjuster
User avatar #39 to #38 - keltainenlumi (05/26/2015) [-]
cool
#45 to #24 - scraponly (05/26/2015) [-]
Give it back you little ****
#3 - mombeam (05/25/2015) [-]
I thought Asians were just naturally hairless
Meaning they never shave, hair just never grows
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User avatar #58 to #36 - thechosentroll (05/26/2015) [-]
When people say asian, they mean east asian. Like China, Korea and so on. Technically russians are asian too, but no one ever mentions that.
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User avatar #86 to #58 - assdoreponyfucker (05/26/2015) [-]
That's not what I meant
#89 to #36 - iateapenguin (05/26/2015) [-]
Dude
Dude
#4 to #3 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
some have bodyhair and some dont
#6 to #3 - jaxtheskinnypuppy (05/25/2015) [-]
japanese guy here, literally no facial hair except tiny mustache, regular amount of leg hair, jungle of ass hair and pubes
#14 to #6 - iseeyoufapping (05/26/2015) [-]
SouthEast asian here: Can confirm. Bush of asshair makes my anus an inpenetrable fortress, safe from any and all molestation.
User avatar #26 to #14 - kyouko (05/26/2015) [-]
No jungle is impenetrable. They're just confusing.
User avatar #48 to #26 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
tell that to the americans
#70 to #48 - kyouko (05/26/2015) [-]
I'll give you that one.
I'll give you that one.
#74 to #14 - edgecutter (05/26/2015) [-]
Thai here.
Can confirm the ass hair. I find ass hair in my underwear daily.
I have the most leg hair of everyone I know, including Moroccans and Turks.
#83 to #14 - ionlywhisper (05/26/2015) [-]
Molestation is that even a word
#56 to #6 - gharshi (05/26/2015) [-]
is it just me or is your username yellow?

n-no racist
User avatar #19 to #6 - skoldpaddacommala (05/26/2015) [-]
that username color suites you
#13 to #6 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
what the hell how do you have a green name
#94 to #13 - anon (05/26/2015) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #6 - onemoreminute (05/26/2015) [-]
oh, so green is the new fresh user color.
User avatar #12 to #6 - LocoJoe (05/25/2015) [-]
Do you have those straight jet black pubes?
User avatar #47 to #12 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Asian here.

Yes. They start curling past the first centimetre of growth though.
User avatar #53 to #6 - Kairyuka (05/26/2015) [-]
Caucasian here, exactly the same except I get an auto-goatee instead of a mustache
User avatar #52 to #6 - Dincorta (05/26/2015) [-]
I live with a Chinese guy who parades his bare chest around the place in black pyjamas and sandals.
From what I've observed - wicked long nipple hair, dirty fluff-tache, the odd chin hair, and he leaves monster frazzled pubes in the shower.
#35 to #6 - anon (05/26/2015) [-]
I lost it at jungle of ass hair
User avatar #29 to #6 - confusedasian (05/26/2015) [-]
Same, though oddly enough I have like a single strip on both my legs where hair never grows. I don't know why.

Let me take a picture brb. By the way, why is your name green?
#30 to #29 - confusedasian (05/26/2015) [-]
Same exact spot on the other leg to.
User avatar #31 to #30 - civilizedwasteland (05/26/2015) [-]
I have those too, pretty sure they were from scraping up my legs as a kid.
User avatar #40 to #31 - confusedasian (05/26/2015) [-]
I only ever scraped my knees though.
User avatar #55 to #40 - assrocket (05/26/2015) [-]
*Insert pedobear joke here*
User avatar #27 to #6 - unmexicano (05/26/2015) [-]
Ah yes, I believe you are a pure asian just be saying so. welcome to the site.
User avatar #20 to #6 - fasthink (05/26/2015) [-]
Speaking of japan and pubes, I once saw a porno where the girls pubes were longer than the guys dick.
#5 - pwnagraphy (05/25/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport

Sumo mentioned

Swell with swelling, Breaking lifting records for fun, rice, Hardcore discipline and sacrifice, and "Payne.....I can't, feel, my leeegs"
User avatar #60 to #5 - vivjames (05/26/2015) [-]
That Estonian guy seems like a cunt.
User avatar #84 to #60 - pwnagraphy (05/26/2015) [-]
He's like the Mayweather of Sumo. He's a cunt, but he wins a lot and people like him kinda
User avatar #87 to #5 - commontroll (05/26/2015) [-]
"That's because you don't have any legs!"
User avatar #44 to #5 - dlman (05/26/2015) [-]
*Disciprine
#62 to #5 - rakogoki (05/26/2015) [-]
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#10 - derpalie (05/25/2015) [-]
A lesbian girl at my school is a hardcore feminist and she'll wear the same basketball shorts everyday, refusing to at least shave her legs
User avatar #32 to #10 - chitownbrownie (05/26/2015) [-]
im a guy and i shave my legs...
User avatar #54 to #32 - assrocket (05/26/2015) [-]
Do you shave your vagina too?
jk
User avatar #81 to #54 - chitownbrownie (05/26/2015) [-]
yes my balls are shaved too
#66 to #10 - broorb (05/26/2015) [-]
it's up to the person whether or not they shave anything. best get over that asap kiddo
#95 to #66 - derpalie (05/27/2015) [-]
Meh..she's so Tumblr, too..lashed out on a guy in class for saying "les be honest." At first it was fine, she was telling him it was offensive but it got to a point where the teacher had to stop it
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#61 to #11 - vivjames (05/26/2015) [-]
I never heard the term glass ceiling, I'm not emotionally ready to Google it.
#71 to #61 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Hello M'Sharon!
#69 to #11 - lordsepulchure (05/26/2015) [-]
Men's right activists...and they are all neckbeards. I thought neckbeards would side with the feminazies because of white knighting.
User avatar #80 to #69 - vivjames (05/26/2015) [-]
Mens rights activists are neckbeards doe
User avatar #90 to #80 - lordsepulchure (05/26/2015) [-]
I suppose it goes both ways.
#41 - acemcgunner (05/26/2015) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #41 - pistachioofdoom (05/26/2015) [-]
Well that was fitting.
Unlike his armor.
#46 - scraponly (05/26/2015) [-]
Every model shaves his legs
User avatar #59 to #46 - thechosentroll (05/26/2015) [-]
How the hell does he stay on a wet hood? A regular person would have a hard time not sliding down, let alone someone that big.
#65 to #59 - broorb (05/26/2015) [-]
water sans soap increases friction. ever tried having sex in the shower? can be painful business for all involved
#76 to #46 - skeletonmachine (05/26/2015) [-]
'draw me like one of your french girls'
User avatar #7 - daftiduck (05/25/2015) [-]
Sumo wrestling has always struck me as a really weird sport.
Different sports have their ideal body types; like Rugby favors a heavy build, Tennis favors a smaller and quicker build, and Football (or soccer) favors a build that looks more convincing when rolling on the floor in feigned agony.
It really confuses me that this sport favors large meals, beer, and a lifestyle that ultimately results in higher risk of diabetes, heart attacks, and high blood pressure, and a life expectancy of around 10 years lower than average.
#23 to #7 - whipplesnap (05/26/2015) [-]
It's pretty crazy, but it makes some sense. Part of being successful at sumo is just being big enough that you can't get picked up and tossed about. Takanoyama is an example of a guy who defied the odds and managed to get into the highest ranks of sumo at less than 100kg, but he could never manage to put on weight and that restricted him from getting farther than the lowest ranks of the highest league. The disadvantage of being lighter in a sport where winning is simply staying on your feet inside of a ring is pretty huge.
User avatar #75 to #7 - oldefargnu (05/26/2015) [-]
I once had the pleasure of watching some sumowrestlers' morning workout. And let me tell you, I have never seen anyone with that kind of flexibility. It's really surprising that such big bodies can move like ballerinas, but very impressive to watch. They dont just get fat like someone would if they ate McD every day, there's a lot of muscle.But yeah, it still isn't the healthiest way of living.
#21 to #7 - centifolia (05/26/2015) [-]
It's because Sumo is a "religious sport". It was not made to win competitions, but to appease their god and ensure a bountiful harvest. Its practice still continues today because it is already a part of their culture and getting rid of it is a disrespect to their ancestors.

You could say that it is similar to the Bull Run of Mexico and the Matadors of Spain. They are aware that it is illogical, dangerous even. But for the sake of preserving their history and identity, it has to continue.
User avatar #57 to #7 - thechosentroll (05/26/2015) [-]
It's worth noting that they're not actually fat slobs. They work out like crazy, so a large portion of their weight is actually muscle. Staying in the ring is only half of what you have to win. The other half is to be strong enough to push the other massive guy out. They're not just two random fat people slapping against eachother until one of them gets tired and gives up.
#16 to #7 - helenwheels (05/26/2015) [-]
It's actually fascinating.
They exercise like crazy for hours in the morning and then eat and eat and eat until they literally can not eat anymore. Then they go to sleep so all the calories are immediately metabolized. They don't gather tons of fat in their veins so they aren't at as much risk for heart attacks as your average fat person.
Diabetes, that's another story.
#50 to #16 - anon (05/26/2015) [-]
They still have very short life expectancies though.
User avatar #64 to #50 - helenwheels (05/26/2015) [-]
It's definitely hard on the body to live that way.
User avatar #22 - Nekatroz (05/26/2015) [-]
**Nekatroz rolled user zoopityzop **

Fight me in a sumo match
#67 to #22 - anotherponyaccount (05/26/2015) [-]
So you're saying you're fat?
So you're saying you're fat?
User avatar #68 to #67 - baronvonhuckle (05/26/2015) [-]
So..so you think you can tell...heaven from hell? Blue skies from pain? Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail, a smile from a veil? do you think you can tell...
#77 to #68 - anotherponyaccount (05/26/2015) [-]
**** , I didn't have an answer for this, I didn't have an answer at all
In Jiu-Jitsu, we sometimes warm up doing sumo wrestling, but we're skinny
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#51 - rollingpicture (05/26/2015) [-]
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And thank sweet buttery Jesus on crack for that.
#1 - courageexplains (05/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #37 - rottenman (05/26/2015) [-]
They are kinda hot
User avatar #18 - stealingbikes (05/26/2015) [-]
Oh god, someone's gonna get triggered
#93 - supersecret (05/26/2015) [-]
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User avatar #9 - cuntism (05/25/2015) [-]
Hahahahahahahahaha
#82 - anonymousfinn (05/26/2015) [-]
The meme was dank. I did find it quite hilarious
#96 - tastywater (05/30/2015) [-]
Don't know if I should have boner or not.
Don't know if I should have boner or not.
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