I Still Would've Eaten It.
masturbation question! Please helm?
m you guys listen to what I have to say. I am really cinfused m so a while ago, I
was masturbating with an egg and I was just about to orgasm when all of a sudden
my vag just like... smoked it up. it was like a dayuum. net just a regular dayuum. my
tag is a dosen. anyway, I was so seared and spent the rest of the night trying to
queef out that egg but it would eema out.
so the ether day I was playing basketball in gym and the egg fell out! it fell Into my
underwear. I was too afraid to take it out and people probably thought iwas growing a
penis or samething.... so I did take it out of my underwear until I got heme and the
effing egg was HARDBOILED! my vagina is a dayuum AND a pot of boiling water. it
hardboiled an egg! i' m net dene.... so i put it in the fridge because i didnt know what
else to do... and peuple hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad sandwhich!
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should i tell my daddy?