I SHALL GIVE YOU MY SEED. . glistening to music up my man cave sgf says she is going to the store seaside it' s time for a mp swart a few minutes after she left
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I SHALL GIVE YOU MY SEED

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glistening to music
up my man cave
sgf says she is going to the store
seaside it' s time for a mp
swart a few minutes after she left
satrap naked because that' s how I do
fer that perfect mp video
stetting close hearths door spen and shut
***** my computer down but keep fapping hoping gskill same down and finish me off
seaside I am going to surprise her and has the second she walks in (seemed better at the time)
shear sameone walking down the stairs
seaside to stand forthis
sas the door spens shoot my load all sum same dude in a ski mask
literally fall back stunned and reach for my gun
she is yelling wtf
sheld him at gunpoint until the saps same
ssup asks what is all sheathe guys shirt and pants
and give my statement
can still hearth's laughing-.
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Submitted: 08/04/2014
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#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Dear Diary,

Tried to rob a house today. Instead got cummed on and held at gunpoint by a naked man until the cops showed up to laugh at me and take me to jail.

Day - 0/10 Would not live again.
#12 - KievLeviathan (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Haha sounds like he shoots first and asks questions later
-3
#1 - rawryrawr has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
#8 - leutdan (08/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I FOR ONE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS who the **** strips naked and stands while jerking it off while not in the shower
#14 - mcat (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The robber didn't see that one coming.
#17 to #14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2014) [-]
Eh, technically he did
#18 - shittingmangos (08/05/2014) [-]
the cops coming in
#21 - hellsjester (08/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
meanwhile burglar"s attorney sews for mental damage and presses rape charges on vic.
#4 - fattythegreat (08/04/2014) [-]
*******					 lolled hard.
******* lolled hard.
-8
#25 - keduti has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #29 to #25 - cinosameerf (08/05/2014) [-]
>thinks a relationship means you don't masturbate
>virgin loner detected
#43 - othagovna (08/05/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this story.
#39 - megayoming (08/05/2014) [-]
If you're going to rob some one or some place.   
   
1.Any thing that happens is your fault.   
2.Death is a 50/50   
3.Getting milk on your Cloths is a probability.
If you're going to rob some one or some place.

1.Any thing that happens is your fault.
2.Death is a 50/50
3.Getting milk on your Cloths is a probability.
#27 - mrwucobra (08/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Sorry for Repost I luv yuh bras u.u
#44 - kupaahokulani (08/05/2014) [-]
that made me lol hard.
User avatar #16 - alazurus (08/04/2014) [-]
You're lucky, this is a repost, but its still funny... **** it. Thumb for you.
User avatar #7 - thingexplain ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
tankity tankity tankity
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