I would like to thank DJ4DM1N, phanact, joshlol, psychadelicace, my nemesis Procrasturbate, and the 99,999 visitors that propelled me into this moment. You are all remembered and will be forever. I love each and everyone of you guys, and to be honest, sort of wish the burden of being awarded this honor did not befall me. Why should I be the winner? Why should I be recognized when thousands, just like me, are left unrecognized? These ads are not that bad, you see? This has changed my life forever.