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I Forget... I ate an entire chicken by myself, at first I doubted I would be able to do it, then I took a quick inventory on all my life skills and achievements

I ate an entire chicken by myself, at first I doubted I would be able to do it, then I took a quick inventory on all my life skills and achievements. The soul-crushing depression that ensued gave me the empty pit of a stomach to be able to consume the T-Rex's weakest ancestor as though it were a chicken nugget, so that was my day...boopbeep....how about them Cubs?

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#3 - thechosentroll
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Reminds me of a chapter of a manga I read, where a genetically modified octopus took the form of a guys' dead sister, seduced him, raped him to death and laid its' eggs in his corpse. It was neat.
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#115 to #3 - bobbyembry
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then that m'fer walks out of there like
then that m'fer walks out of there like
#139 to #3 - derpypotato
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#150 to #3 - shitshitshit
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i usually hang on /k/, where i lol at some ****** up stuff, baby's burning ******* getting blasted, Iraq mudslimes getting ko'ed by da drones, a place where giving out sweat shirts and skittles and then blasting them to cull the black population is being seriously considered and this manga made me cringe...well hard too, but mostly i cringed
User avatar #166 to #150 - thechosentroll
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Yeah, babies exploding into wasps has that effect on people.
#69 to #3 - thesovereigngrave
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I should go and reread that sometime.
#146 to #3 - reaperriley
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User avatar #67 to #3 - bamsebjornen
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omfg yes franken fran is the best ******* thing ever, like the chapter about the flying spaghetti monster
#31 to #3 - omegadynasty
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User avatar #66 to #3 - neokun
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Finding money in your pocket is neat. That is borderline terrifying.
User avatar #68 to #66 - thechosentroll
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I guess. If that's borderline terrifying, then what about a girl turning into a horrific mutant mantis that bites a guys' dick off? Cause it has that, too. Only thing in the whole manga to manage to actually emotionally scar me.
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#78 to #72 - thechosentroll
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I can go on. How do you feel about amusement parks?
I can go on. How do you feel about amusement parks?
#164 to #68 - doctorprofessornv
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after reading that scene for science (I am a doctorprofessor after all) I am actually more confused than concerned. Praying mantids only go through partial metamorphosis, meaning that they pass through a series of nymph stages that become gradually more and more like the adult form. Since the girl started out as a caterpillar and then formed a chrysalis, that is an example of complete metamorphosis, a process characteristic of butterflies and moths. Arguably the worst that should have happened was that she grows butterfly wings and starts sucking on fruit uncontrollably (although some butterflies in Africa have been known to drink blood from recently dead animals). The other option is that she would stop eating and just have sex until she starves to death (adult moths form without mouthparts for this reason). Then again I suppose I might be expecting too much by asking for scientific accuracy from a gore manga.
User avatar #169 to #164 - thechosentroll
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It's possible that several species were combined.
User avatar #171 to #169 - doctorprofessornv
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That is very true, I failed to consider that when forming my hypothesis. Thank you for reminding me good sir.
User avatar #155 to #68 - sabcy
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this is what scarred me www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg
User avatar #97 to #68 - cannibalhannibal
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Have you seen V/H/S?
User avatar #71 to #68 - thesovereigngrave
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Wait, she bites his dick off? All I remember is her killing him.
User avatar #76 to #71 - thechosentroll
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Technically she eats him alive, since he was crying and saying how much it hurts. I just assume she did, since mantises go for that part eventually and she was ripping off chunks from that general area.
User avatar #77 to #76 - thesovereigngrave
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Hmmm, makes sense now that I think about it I suppose.

I really do need to reread it. Maybe tomorrow.
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User avatar #39 to #34 - thechosentroll
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Yuuuuuuuup.
#82 to #3 - doctorprofessornv
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User avatar #87 to #3 - saturninepariah
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Based on that does this mean that the guy wanted to bang his sister before she died or after?
This raises more questions than answers!
#64 to #3 - mcdiddlypoo
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dude wat?
User avatar #65 to #64 - thechosentroll
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link below
User avatar #58 to #3 - sladee
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why did it had to end ;_;
User avatar #59 to #58 - thechosentroll
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Fairly certain they ran out of ideas. Once you get the flying spaghetti monster in there, you know you've crossed the line of ridiculousness to the point where you'll never be able to outdo this.
#96 to #59 - necrid
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I was actually really sad when it ended, the only other time I've gotten that attached to characters was with the Monogatari series. Fran was a great character, and I really wish it hadn't ended.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sladee
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there was so much **** yet to do with Gavril
User avatar #61 to #60 - thechosentroll
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Yeah, she was oddly likable for a murderous psychopath.
User avatar #62 to #61 - sladee
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Plus it looked like at some distant point the three of them would get somewhat along
#37 to #3 - europe
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I've never been this curious in my life
User avatar #40 to #37 - thechosentroll
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Link to the chapter below. I **** you knot. It really happens.
#41 to #40 - europe
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Well, that was odd
#42 to #41 - thechosentroll
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It's fairly standard for that manga, though. Then again, so is super syphilis. No, really. There's a chapter where a hooker asks Fran to invent a super STD for her and infect her, so she can get payback on her clients. The balls of half the men in the city practically fall off.
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#44 to #43 - thechosentroll
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That's Franken Fran for ya. There's a reason I post Fran as a mascot. That thing is, without a doubt, the single greatest piece of literature to ever grace my eyeballs with its' glory. It has crime-fighting cockroaches for crying out loud. CRIME-FIGHTING COCKROACHES! Even Batroach. His parents are shot with a tiny gun. A ************* tiny gun. How many manga are there out there with cockroaches with tiny guns?
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There's one waaaaaaaaay down below.
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#45 to #44 - europe
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I'm gonna go with "one"
#46 to #45 - thechosentroll
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Yup. Not to mention the glorious anatomically correct hyper-detailed gore. That **** is beautiful.
#47 to #46 - europe
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As much as I love and worship Berserk, I'm not too fond of gore
Certainly is interesting to hear that it's anatomically accurate

By the way, the guy that essentially became an egg-sac, does he appear in other chapters? I read on wikipedia that the chapters aren't directly related to eachother, so I can guess that the answer will be "yes".
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I don't think so. The only reoccurring character is a police woman who takes part in a couple of chapters, though she actually plays a vital role in most of them.
User avatar #49 to #48 - europe
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I see

Is the moral lesson of this chapter "don't try to bang your sister"?
User avatar #51 to #49 - thechosentroll
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Balls if I know. Most of these don't even have a moral lesson. The artists' comment on one of the chapters was "I just felt like drawing that.". Most of it's there for ***** and giggles. Very disturbing giggles that fuel most peoples' phobias of clowns, theme park mascots, insects, aliens, tentacle monsters and cannibalism, but still giggles.
#52 to #51 - europe
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...

You guys aren't going to start some sort of cult, are you?
#53 to #52 - thechosentroll
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I dunno. How do you start a cult?
I dunno. How do you start a cult?
#54 to #53 - europe
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Get a bunch of fanatics, preferably a few rich, influental ones, get more followers, start sacrificing random citizens, get the police in on it and summon the dark lord
#55 to #54 - thechosentroll
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Which one? Cthulhu? Satan? Armok? Slaanesh? Matt Ward? Little Nicky? A balrog? Voldemort? Sauron? The Overlord?

We have quite a selection of "dark lords".
User avatar #158 to #55 - mulciber
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Everything I've ever read by you is amazing. If I could birth children, I'd want them to be yours.

And then watch you eat them.
User avatar #151 to #55 - arstya
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Let's go with Armok.
User avatar #56 to #55 - europe
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DARK LORD Little Nicky.
Don't forget His title.
User avatar #70 to #37 - thesilveresteagle
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is that Maka?
User avatar #165 to #70 - europe
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It is
User avatar #112 to #70 - niggasaurus
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Yep. When she's on her black blood high
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May I have a link for verification?
#74 to #3 - toncheky
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User avatar #143 to #3 - benevolentpsycho
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This sounds like a funny comic
#160 to #3 - XxElJuegoxX
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Read, not seen. But you get the idea
Read, not seen. But you get the idea
#122 to #3 - bonklord
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Are you referring to Franken Fran?
#167 to #122 - thechosentroll
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Maaaaaaaaaaybe.
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User avatar #32 to #3 - nigeltheoutlaw
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******* Franken Fran. I've never felt more mislead by a cover than when I started reading that manga.
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is that a female version of professor stein from soul eater?
#118 to #93 - blacklightsun
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Nope, it's Franken Fran a star in her own manga.
I too thought it was Rule 63 for Stein until I was aware of this
Warning: Some weird **** up in that manga... Like "WTF?!... gross!... Why do I have a boner?!" kind of crazy ****
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Franken Fran is da sheez
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User avatar #63 to #3 - theshadowed
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God bless Japan
#104 to #3 - chaoticlaw
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User avatar #168 to #104 - thechosentroll
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Link a couple of kilometers below. Near the bottom of the thread.
#95 to #3 - kokanum
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What the literal ****?
#92 to #3 - Pompano
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User avatar #4 to #3 - esheter
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i need source.
for reasons
User avatar #7 to #4 - chaosnazo
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Franken Fran
To you to ****************

It's the ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - esheter
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I meant.

Whatever.

You know what i wanted.
#9 to #8 - chaosnazo
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It IS the source of what thechosentroll said
It's chapter 43
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***************, esheter, macabrealucard. It's actually chapter 53, not 43.



Enjoy.
User avatar #152 to #11 - seventh
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Jesus ******* Christ.

I got a half-boner during the sex scene.

Then I saw the dude after she killed him while she was standing over him.

And I got a full boner.
#12 to #11 - chaosnazo
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Aw thanks, I mixed up.   
   
>using Batoto   
My nugget
Aw thanks, I mixed up.

>using Batoto
My nugget
#13 to #12 - thechosentroll
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Yeah, I like the interface and it's had everything I've looked up, so far. Plus, the bonus funny bits where they take a scene out of context and change the subs are hilarious.
#14 to #13 - chaosnazo
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Hell yes, those translator-notes was the best I've read.

Anyways, have you tried Kissmanga? It has uploads Batoto don't and you can view all pages of a chapter on the same time, good ****
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Eh, I don't read much manga. Franken Fran is actually the only one I've ever bothered even finishing.
#17 to #15 - chaosnazo
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But have you read Berserk?
But have you read Berserk?
User avatar #19 to #17 - thechosentroll
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No, though it has been recommended to me. I don't have time right now.
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Yeah, it's very long, so I understand, but the wait for new chapters is longer, so you have a long time to read it.   
 If you want a fun quickie to read, read 
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		 read "Oh, My Sweet Alien" for some cute love-story and also short.   
   
"Legend of the Strongest Man, Kurosawa", "Kaiji" and "Onani Master Kurosawa" is good for a bit longer read
Yeah, it's very long, so I understand, but the wait for new chapters is longer, so you have a long time to read it.
If you want a fun quickie to read, read You need to login to view this link read "Oh, My Sweet Alien" for some cute love-story and also short.

"Legend of the Strongest Man, Kurosawa", "Kaiji" and "Onani Master Kurosawa" is good for a bit longer read
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#144 to #134 - anon id: 77902059
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Well, thats unfortunate. To non-anons, his name is censored.
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#57 to #26 - whenuleastxpect
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Just sayin'...
#111 to #57 - jimmytwoshoes
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here have the gif
here have the gif
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User avatar #113 to #6 - oceanfrank
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but do you play AS octodad?
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#23 - astraea
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Nobody's gonna mention Octodad?
#24 to #23 - DisgruntledTomato
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Yes they did, 5 comments below yours.
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sh
#29 - hellishpanda
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"The Smarter ones."
"The Smarter ones."
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**hidanfangirl rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at Saw something about being short........ ** MFW Cr1tikal
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Who's that man with the eight strong legs?

Tried to make me breakfast but he broke my eggs.

OCTODAAAAAAAAAAD NOBODY SUSPECTS A THING
#94 - scootabot
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They never suspect a thing.
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That is not relevant in the slightest. I mean, it's a normal dad doing normal dad things. Nothing to do with an octopus.
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chickens fw