I Forget... I ate an entire chicken by myself, at first I doubted I would be able to do it, then I took a quick inventory on all my life skills and achievements chainsawsuit creds to Etc
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I ate an entire chicken by myself, at first I doubted I would be able to do it, then I took a quick inventory on all my life skills and achievements. The soul-crushing depression that ensued gave me the empty pit of a stomach to be able to consume the T-Rex's weakest ancestor as though it were a chicken nugget, so that was my day...boopbeep....how about them Cubs?

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#3 - thechosentroll (10/22/2013) [+] (103 replies)
stickied by twentytwelve
Reminds me of a chapter of a manga I read, where a genetically modified octopus took the form of a guys' dead sister, seduced him, raped him to death and laid its' eggs in his corpse. It was neat.
#134 - fattyslut (10/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by twentytwelve
**fattyslut rolls 33**
#26 - cegorach (10/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#6 - timelordeternal (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#35 - itsmebigd (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#23 - astraea (10/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Nobody's gonna mention Octodad?
#24 to #23 - DisgruntledTomato (10/22/2013) [-]
Yes they did, 5 comments below yours.
#29 - hellishpanda (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"The Smarter ones."
"The Smarter ones."
#22 - harryboom (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#94 - scootabot (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They never suspect a thing.
#1 - runescapewasgood (10/22/2013) [-]
chickens fw
#127 - derpyhuman (10/23/2013) [-]
NOBODY SUSPECTS A THIIIIIIIIIIIIING
#83 - chuffberry ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
i work at an aquarium, and one day my boss and i noticed that fish were mysteriously disappearing from one of the tanks. we set up a camera, and it showed the octopus crawling out of his tank, going down the hall, and hopping into the other tank to eat the fish. he currently has a padlock over the lid on his tank to keep him from escaping. he still gets out sometimes.
User avatar #80 - azilie (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Octo-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Nobody suspects a thing....
#33 - shishini (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
<- this guy
#28 - arnoldbusk (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #2 - dickbewt (10/22/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Octodad.
#30 - mrmask (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
brilliant!
#88 - Mojomoody (10/22/2013) [-]
Octodad
#86 - sphinxe (10/22/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly, I heard a story about an aquarium that had a problem of the sharks going missing. So after they put some CCTV in, they discovered the octopus/pi were crawling out the tank, eating the sharks in the other tank and crawling back into theirs.
If I remember correctly, I heard a story about an aquarium that had a problem of the sharks going missing. So after they put some CCTV in, they discovered the octopus/pi were crawling out the tank, eating the sharks in the other tank and crawling back into theirs.
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