I Died Reading This. Diarrhea Struck at the Wrong Time. 5511332 : File: ' -( 213 KB, 551x415, 13' 184360944' 13, jpg) attle cousin semes ever ialready sure I' m
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I Died Reading This

Diarrhea Struck at the Wrong Time

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attle cousin semes ever
ialready sure I' m gonna play the role em reminder ofthe day
we eventually wants to play some PSA
afire up sum tekken 5
and gets mad
Hess to him en purpose
we starts to mock me and laugh like a little shithead he is
play ene mere round
tootally mop the feom" with him
we starts screaming and throwing around, rolling en the Mor and tearing elf his clothes
ffirst thing that semes to me en a whim is ta lock him in an empty wall wardrobe have
him in there and quickly close the doors
scan hear the little shit throwing around. almost breaking through
Hake off my pants
that the onlything I can by now is ta take a shit through the wardrobe slides
apush with great force
eat first only wet diarrhea flies em of my anus
can hear it splattering all ever my cousin
Hay now he' s pretty much full insane in there, atiest manages to break em my wardrobe doors
spuddenly a great urge to shit
apush with all my might
ea huge. brown. smelly leg makes it' s way em of my ass
sit contacts the slides that cut itte pieces and make it rain all ever my cousin
wear him screaming and realing around like the devil he is
we shouts "mum help peep!"
tthe screams and shouts get Deoderant louder
have to make him quiet somehow
pstart singing "dd you muffin man"
bby now my reem is filled with banging. cries. farts and my singing
fiinally alter about ene more minute I Getthe devil out
we runs dawn the stairs at same speed. all naked severed in tears, sweat, bleed and my poop
we runs outside the house
eeveryone wanders what happened
tell them that I let him go to the bathromm and few seconds later this happened
whey believe me and take the little shit heme
Haven' t seen him since. I wander what he' s like new all grew: up
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Submitted: 11/02/2013
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#2 - tostito (11/02/2013) [-]
"I want to irritate my cousin, better take a shit on my wardrobe"
#15 - lollerik (11/03/2013) [-]
> Decided that the only thing i can do by now is to take a shit through the wardrobe slides
> Decided that the only thing i can do by now is to take a shit through the wardrobe slides



User avatar #3 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In my opinion, this may be the best disciplinary action to ever be used in the entirety of the universe by any living or inanimate entity throughout all of time and space and any possible dimensions to exist
#18 - superpianobros (11/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
related
#20 - dongmongler (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #1 - talkingbrickbrick (11/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
RIP in peace OP.
#16 - haseotakaeda (11/03/2013) [-]
">Wander"   
   
>Wander   
>Wander   
>WANDER
">Wander"

>Wander
>Wander
>WANDER
#21 - mickeymichleson (11/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That's too fucked up and disgusting, no way.
That's too fucked up and disgusting, no way.
#28 - shatorak (11/03/2013) [-]
Mom help poop!
#41 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
this greentext is still best greentext
User avatar #32 - fukkendragonite (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yep, I believe this story happened
User avatar #14 - theracistpanda (11/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Vomit Erection - Warm Diarrhoea Blasts On My Face
#38 - helenwheels (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
4chan users shit themselves a lot.
#37 - eyecontacthandjob (11/03/2013) [-]
Fucking lost it at "do you know the muffin man"
#36 - haqq (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - dirtybadger (11/03/2013) [-]
he's probably now in a mental asylum getting treatment and under heavy sedation
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