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nikkadawgg (12/14/2015) [-] Every time i eat within 2 hours of falling asleep, I wake up earlier than desired with horrible stomach pains and end up ******** at least 3 times before returning to normal. Afterwards, I feel way hungrier than usual as well. It's definitely not fun.
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thrifty (12/14/2015) [-] Not being funny but I had ******** to put up with like that for almost 30years, and it turns out it was Bile Acid Malabsorption.
What I thought was my bad eating habits or intolerance to foodstuffs was actually a pretty ******* bad illness; I don't think eating before sleep is supposed to have a crippling effect on people.
What I thought was my bad eating habits or intolerance to foodstuffs was actually a pretty ******* bad illness; I don't think eating before sleep is supposed to have a crippling effect on people.
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sonicsyndicate (12/14/2015) [-] i have to same also if i wake up at say 8am i cant eat till 1pm or my entire abdomen will cramp and hurt like a bastard
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sonicsyndicate (12/14/2015) [-] i do
i drink a whole bottle when i wake up to get rid of morning taste/breathe
it doesnt help me for some reason
i dont eat a lot anyways like today ive only eaten 2 slices of pizza and tomorrow ill probably eat the same
i drink a whole bottle when i wake up to get rid of morning taste/breathe
it doesnt help me for some reason
i dont eat a lot anyways like today ive only eaten 2 slices of pizza and tomorrow ill probably eat the same
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swagbot (12/14/2015) [-]
I am not sure if it's a "normal" thing to be able to eat anytime, but here's my personal experience:
I have gotten back in the habit of eating no later than 7pm. I have a Crohns'-ish condition, probably a secondary problem due to low stomach acid.
I started getting reeeeeally lazy with my eating habits through this last summer... i'd eat significant amounts of food as late as midnight...
I'd actually wake up feeling full the next day... it gave me poor sleep, was uncomfortable to wake up feeling as if I'd already eaten, and messed up my ******** schedule.
Plus, i hear constantly grazing can slowly screw up your blood-sugar metabolism, leading in the direction of diabetes, and that apparently a daily 'nighttime fast' is far better for the body.
I have gotten back in the habit of eating no later than 7pm. I have a Crohns'-ish condition, probably a secondary problem due to low stomach acid.
I started getting reeeeeally lazy with my eating habits through this last summer... i'd eat significant amounts of food as late as midnight...
I'd actually wake up feeling full the next day... it gave me poor sleep, was uncomfortable to wake up feeling as if I'd already eaten, and messed up my ******** schedule.
Plus, i hear constantly grazing can slowly screw up your blood-sugar metabolism, leading in the direction of diabetes, and that apparently a daily 'nighttime fast' is far better for the body.
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hexis (12/14/2015) [-] I eat before going to bed and wake up perfectly fine. Although i do drink a ton of water and i don't eat meat. I only say those things to see if that may more may not have something to do with it. Mostly because meat can set heavier and water helps clean out the system if you drink enough of it.
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haroldsaxon ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] Generally speaking, when people have problems like some here has stated, it's an abnormality and something wrong with them. If they knew a quick fix like not eating meat, they'd do it.
What's more universal, however, is the body clock. There's a lot of variety here as well, but everyone has one, and is the reason why eating just before you sleep isn't always good. When you eat, you "reset" your body clock. You would naturally wake from sleeping 12~ hours after your last meal. So if you choose to eat some hours before going to bed it's easier to keep a good rhythm, as well as some other slight advantages.
What's more universal, however, is the body clock. There's a lot of variety here as well, but everyone has one, and is the reason why eating just before you sleep isn't always good. When you eat, you "reset" your body clock. You would naturally wake from sleeping 12~ hours after your last meal. So if you choose to eat some hours before going to bed it's easier to keep a good rhythm, as well as some other slight advantages.
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bigbeaufort ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] I work in a restaurant. We open up for dinner service at 5 but our busy time is from ~7:00-8:45. Usually will only have about 2 or 3 covers before then. It's usually only old people that eat before 7:00
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bellrunner (12/14/2015) [-]
My mom worked and cooked. We would eat after she got home, rested a bit, and then cooked dinner. So 8:00 was about as early as it got, and we ate at 10:00 pretty often. Now I eat late dinners all the time haha. Visiting Spain is like being among family because everyone eats dinner so late
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agreatusername (12/14/2015) [-] Agreed, I work 12 hours a day, from 6-6 rotationg between day and night shift 4 days on, 4 days off.
sometimes 5 days on if my week starts on sunday.
***** hard to keep a regular eating schedule.
sometimes 5 days on if my week starts on sunday.
***** hard to keep a regular eating schedule.
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threeeighteen ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] It's the worst when that happens and you were ready for dinner at 5...
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greyhoundfd (12/13/2015) [-] Who the **** eats dinner at 5. Even at my dad's, who is extremely formal about dinner, we usually don't even have dinner out until 6:30-7:00.
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threeeighteen ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] Same as saying who the **** eats dinner at 8. 6-7 is usually the normal time to have dinner. Sometimes it's a bit earlier, sometimes it's later.
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threeeighteen ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] ***** if I want to eat dinner at 6 in the morning then it's my God given right to do so. I'm my own man damn it!
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ifreakinglovepizza (12/13/2015) [-] > be working night shift
> get home at 5 in the morning
> fire up the grill and crack open some beers
> neighbors see me and room mates at 6 drinking and cooking our meat stuffs
> neighbor gives us dirty looks probably think we've been up all night partying
> tell her that time is irrelevant when your hungry
> mfw she's jealous
> get home at 5 in the morning
> fire up the grill and crack open some beers
> neighbors see me and room mates at 6 drinking and cooking our meat stuffs
> neighbor gives us dirty looks probably think we've been up all night partying
> tell her that time is irrelevant when your hungry
> mfw she's jealous
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trollmobile (12/13/2015) [-] hand-whipped cream is different from machine whipped
if she asked for hand-whipped, this would be machine-whipped
and thus not as good for the same purposes.
if she asked for hand-whipped, this would be machine-whipped
and thus not as good for the same purposes.
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colossusshadow ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] Baking is SUPER precise, if you machine whip it, it can change what you're baking drastically.
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itskennyandjosh (12/14/2015) [-] Explain, how would it change it in any way, i just don't get how it would
You could spend probably 20 minutes doing what a machine could do in 5 minutes
You could spend probably 20 minutes doing what a machine could do in 5 minutes
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colossusshadow ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] It's about the result, if you mix the cream with a machine, it would have a different consistency than if it was whipped by hand.
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therealfell (12/14/2015) [-] you can't even read, apparently
lintutu says these are the best kinds of men
stoicnick says women disagree
I am agreeing with lintutu
women find these things funny and make the relationship better
dickbag.
lintutu says these are the best kinds of men
stoicnick says women disagree
I am agreeing with lintutu
women find these things funny and make the relationship better
dickbag.
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photophantom [OP](12/14/2015) [-] I wouldn't want any other kind of man. My day is filled with laughter instead of frustration.
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tacoperson (12/14/2015) [-]
the guy who bought a big dog instead of a small dog did the right thing.
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itskennyandjosh (12/14/2015) [-] **itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**
Yeah you're 100% right
I have a small dog and he thinks he could take on a dinosaur
We have big dogs next door and my dog can squeeze through a fence, they're super nice and wouldn't even hurt anyone but i'm still a little scared my little dog will try to do something and piss off the big dog
Plus my dogs extremely protective and my friends are assholes who kicked my little dog just for biting his shoe
So if you have asshole friends or big dogs around, i really don't recommend a little dog We got ours free from someone who couldn't have her dog anymore
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**
Yeah you're 100% right
I have a small dog and he thinks he could take on a dinosaur
We have big dogs next door and my dog can squeeze through a fence, they're super nice and wouldn't even hurt anyone but i'm still a little scared my little dog will try to do something and piss off the big dog
Plus my dogs extremely protective and my friends are assholes who kicked my little dog just for biting his shoe
So if you have asshole friends or big dogs around, i really don't recommend a little dog We got ours free from someone who couldn't have her dog anymore
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mikelaboom (12/14/2015) [-] Love my dog. He tries to bite anyone he doesnt know, but if he knows you hell try to curl up on you like a lap dog though hes a pitbull.
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itskennyandjosh (12/14/2015) [-] While my dog will hurt my friend just for walking in to my room, i think my dog has a jealousy issue
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hexis (12/14/2015) [-] Ei like blueberrys mate! What do you think of that? Mr Pajama wearing, Basket faced, slipper wearing, clide beek backled, Get her up and blaten mob, blitheren gombrol, Jesse Oaf lookin' stoner, Neif blookie san, Milk drinkin', Soy faced shillpit, little mouthed, sniveling worm i'd hootenblocked, while stootie pack colly pretatey!
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thejusticar (12/14/2015) [-] i had my 1 yearold brother sit on my lap while i played world of warcraft, and he turned out completely normal. just gotta teach em that video games aren't real and they will be alright.
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thesovereigngrave (12/14/2015) [-] A kid that young likely has no ******* idea what's going on and is just staring at the pretty lights in front of him.
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rangerofthesea (12/14/2015) [-] i am not. i only have one wife who is good at cooking and ok at sex...i need one thats good at sex and ok with cooking...i make good money have have all the children i would like for now...love me
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rangerofthesea (12/14/2015) [-] i have slots for vidya wife, sex wife, food wife is taken, and companion wife...so there is hope!
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rangerofthesea (12/14/2015) [-] not a harem. i am just trying to have someone for every facet of my personality...lol
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jiichei (12/14/2015) [-] it's a harem.
haa, good luck then! I've always thought that living with even one wife is hard enough as it is. I can't imagine what it's like with more.
I don't get along with other women, so I'm gonna pass your harem this time, sorry, but thanks anyways! I'll keep looking for a husband! you keep looking for more wives and places that allow multiple wives to one man.
haa, good luck then! I've always thought that living with even one wife is hard enough as it is. I can't imagine what it's like with more.
I don't get along with other women, so I'm gonna pass your harem this time, sorry, but thanks anyways! I'll keep looking for a husband! you keep looking for more wives and places that allow multiple wives to one man.
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cantfindausername ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] We're basically anonymous. We're more confident when no one knows who we are.
So what'chu say?
So what'chu say?
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cantfindausername ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] If we were ever actually in the same room, I'd try to make conversation while being uncomfortable because you're a person I don't know. But you know, it's all a part of the charm.
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SteyrAUG (12/14/2015) [-] Hey photophantom, the most dangerous thing my wife can ask for is for me to fix her car.
According to her, there's not a whole lot of distance between me changing the oil and replacing the engine.
According to her, there's not a whole lot of distance between me changing the oil and replacing the engine.
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anon (12/13/2015) [-]
Asked husband to stir her drink.
Why can't she do it herself?
What did she expect?
******* lazy bitch.
Why can't she do it herself?
What did she expect?
******* lazy bitch.
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dashgamer (12/13/2015) [-] I'll be doing random **** in the kitchen or in the bedroom and I get asked "what are you doing?"
I always reply sarcastically with "what are you doing?" because it would take a hundred times longer for me to explain my actions than for me to just do how I do. He always gets pissy and two seconds later his question is answered by me completing whatever task I'd set out.
It's kind of annoying.
I always reply sarcastically with "what are you doing?" because it would take a hundred times longer for me to explain my actions than for me to just do how I do. He always gets pissy and two seconds later his question is answered by me completing whatever task I'd set out.
It's kind of annoying.
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thesoulseeker (12/14/2015) [-] I really don't get why just saying what you're doing in a few short words won't do.
What is so complex that you're doing?
What is so complex that you're doing?
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anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Eh... the majority of these were probably all set up herself/
The last one seems smart tho
The last one seems smart tho
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lovot (12/14/2015) [-] Power drills are some of the most useful kitchen appliances around, far superior to most mixers that aren't commercial grade, especially since they aren't restricted to one brand of beater attachment. Corded high speed drills work the best, but require more trigger discipline to avoid making a mess. I cleaned, and re-purposed a 1 gallon paint mixer for use as a beater because of how effective they are for mixing and de-clumping icing and batter, and I plan to do a whisk attachment because shaking heavy whipping cream takes too much time and energy.
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ladyrazor (12/14/2015) [-] **ladyrazor used "*roll picture*"**
**ladyrazor rolled image** I need a husband like that. My boyfriend is almost there but not fully.
**ladyrazor rolled image** I need a husband like that. My boyfriend is almost there but not fully.
