Husband 1- Wife 0. . Step 1: Snow falls Step " with goes an . Step 3: Wife SE. Husband doesn't get any until next winter - 1-1



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User avatar #6 - wertgf (02/21/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Husband doesn't get any until next winter - 1-1
User avatar #10 - fuzzyballs (02/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
look at all these comments overthinking a simple joke
User avatar #8 - ninjagaiden (02/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
The amount of snow shoveling skill required here would be the equivalent of your average Canadian.

Clearly a man must have done this, as women not native to Canada rarely even know what a snow shovel is. I suspect foul play here.

If this picture was taken in Canada I revoke my statement.
#43 - redbannerman (02/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
And then he sleeps on the couch

Victory: Nobody

Revenge is like a circle, once it starts it never stops until someone grows up.
Overthinking jokes is also like a circle because it starts with an O.
User avatar #49 - bookyle (02/22/2014) [+] (9 replies)
There need to be a good way of shoveling the drive way. Like if you could lay down a tarp or something when it starts snowing, and when it stops snowing just slowly roll up the tarp or something.

Anyone got a better idea?
User avatar #60 to #52 - jasohazard (02/22/2014) [-]
Ah yes, Nordic women are great aren't they
#29 - deezknuts (02/22/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I mean seriously that's kind of a dick thing to do.
#86 to #75 - germed (02/22/2014) [-]
You showed him!
#58 - TittyCinnamon (02/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
good thing that arrow was there to show me where the husban shoveled. i probably wouldn't have found it otherwise.
#51 - weirddark (02/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 - sneleoparden (02/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
if being a terrible husband is a victory then yes I guess, or considering the possibility that she had to clear the driveway and is being a bitch about, then I guess he did well
User avatar #42 - volero (02/22/2014) [-]
Moral of the story: Be lazy and take advantage of other peoples work.
User avatar #99 - LocoJoe (02/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
And this is why I drive a truck.
#90 - nortledrones (02/22/2014) [-]
Or maybe be a ******* man and shovel the damn snow. Though I doubt this happened you are probably not going to hit it for a year.
User avatar #70 - crazyhindu (02/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get how him not shoveling his side makes him a bad husband? I mean its not inconveniencing his wife at all, in fact that was the time effective way to do it. Sure it makes him lazy but not a bad husband he would be a bad husband if he shoveled only his half and didn't even touch his wives half like she did. So ero she's a bad wife cause she was selfish enough to only shovel her half. So much for equality right?
#54 - anonymous (02/22/2014) [+] (9 replies)
this just shows how ******* selfish women are.
Its not even considdered a nice thing if a man goes out and shovels everything possible on the property.
but a woman picks up a ******* shovel and she only does her lane, what a ******* selfish cunt!
Imagine if the guy only did his lane, it would be in the news the next day and hed be the biggest asshole for months!
So much for gender equality.
#81 to #54 - isconfuzzled (02/22/2014) [-]
This is satire right?
Please tell me this is satire
User avatar #80 - fukkentyranitar (02/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
You'd think someone with enough money for a Challenger could finance a damned snow blower.
User avatar #82 - darksideofthebeast (02/22/2014) [-]
Annnnnnnnd divorce
#59 - anonymous (02/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'm wondering how they got their driveway perfectly clear of snow.
#33 - xcoreyx (02/22/2014) [-]
Why are people saying it was a dick move? It literally makes no difference to her whatsoever. Why should she care which side of the driveway he backs out of?
#22 - pointlessroller (02/22/2014) [+] (7 replies)
**pointlessroller rolled a random comment #7870808 posted by snipys at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
How I passive-aggressively say ' **** you' to my wife.
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