Hurr Sex Joke. . Catholic girl goes into confession and says to the priest, "I' m pregnant!' He asks, "How did this happen, my child?" She sow, I think it must
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Hurr Sex Joke

Catholic girl goes into confession
and says to the priest, "I' m pregnant!'
He asks, "How did this happen, my child?"
She sow,
I think it must be the second coming".
The priest, shocked by this reply asks,
What makes you think it
is the second coming?"
She replies
because I swallowed the first".
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#1 - optimussum (01/31/2014) [+] (20 replies)
quick and easy solution
User avatar #31 - swagasauruss ONLINE (02/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Catholic joke thread!

Priest gets a call one day, his buddy asking him to come golf.
Priest replies "Ah sorry I have to do confessionals."
his buddy says "come on cant you get someone else?"
Priest asks the janitor who reluctantly agrees under the condition the priest leaves him a book of how many hail Mary's for each sin, to which the priest agrees saying if you have any questions just ask the alter boy
So the janitor heads for the booth and everything is going fine until someone confesses they got a blowjob.
The janitor is looking threw the list in the book and can't find the answer so he excuses himself and finds the alter boy and says "Hey how much does the priest give for a blowjob?"
To which the Alter boy replies "Two cookies and a glass of milk"
#29 - anonymous (02/01/2014) [+] (12 replies)
LEL GUISE LOOK AT ME MOCKING RELIGION AM I FUNNY YET XD   
   
Seriously shut the 						****					 up and keep your own fake ass beliefs to yourself
LEL GUISE LOOK AT ME MOCKING RELIGION AM I FUNNY YET XD

Seriously shut the **** up and keep your own fake ass beliefs to yourself
#32 to #29 - stealingbikes (02/01/2014) [-]
I'm religious and I laughed. Get the **** over yourself you whiney little bitch.
#9 - thejokerisgod (01/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#25 - stonedphilosopher (02/01/2014) [-]
It needed to be said
#3 - stoicnotion (01/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #4 to #3 - instakill (01/31/2014) [-]
Eminem - Just Lose It listen to this while watching gif
#7 - barndar (01/31/2014) [-]
Sexual references are best references
Sexual references are best references
User avatar #42 - lordofhell (02/01/2014) [-]
She at baby Jesus?
User avatar #64 - noblekira ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
And God said unto John "John come forth and receive eternal life"

He came fifth and won a toaster
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#46 - onomatopenis (02/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#8 - anonymous (01/31/2014) [-]
Then the priest is an extremist and he does what is only natural for an extremist to do against people who dishounour the holy place.
#63 - alucardlives (02/01/2014) [-]
Beware, even worst jokes below.   
 Seriously, they must be googling this 						****					.
Beware, even worst jokes below.
Seriously, they must be googling this **** .
#62 - alucardlives (02/01/2014) [-]
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#10 - anonymous (02/01/2014) [-]
In Othello, Shakespeare used fart jokes for comic relief.
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