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#19 - hahdumbbirch (05/17/2014) [+] (15 replies)
i ******* hate people who do this. as a person who worked at fast food for 5 or so years, i had millions of people request unsalted fries, and then demanding salt packets. i'm making the fries and doing other things, while the customers are complaining that i am taking forever, even though it's the fryer doing the work, and then when i give them their unsalted fries, they complain about how i took forever. i understand you want fries fresher by 1-2 minutes, but you will have to wait, and if that isn't for you, well then you can **** off.
User avatar #18 - qtipthegreat ONLINE (05/17/2014) [+] (13 replies)
As an ex Mcdonalds employee, i can tell you that asking for unsalted fries is a good way to make an enemy for life of the kitchen staff.
#12 - hazelnutqt ONLINE (05/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Ohh yes, it's safe to assume that when I'm being buried alive my hands won't be tied or anything.. He'll definitely take 5 minutes to have a cigarette while I just remove my shirt then put my sorry ass back in the hole again..
Ohh yes, it's safe to assume that when I'm being buried alive my hands won't be tied or anything.. He'll definitely take 5 minutes to have a cigarette while I just remove my shirt then put my sorry ass back in the hole again..
#34 - mikepetru (05/17/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Yeah, sure, right after I untie myself and get the bullet out of my brain...
#43 to #34 - anon (05/17/2014) [-]
If you had a bullet in you brain you wouldn't be being buried alive would you...
#74 - reptarz (05/17/2014) [-]
>tie shirt around mouth and face to prevent suffocation   
>die anyway because you are buried in the ground
>tie shirt around mouth and face to prevent suffocation
>die anyway because you are buried in the ground
User avatar #17 - deathsn (05/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Well, it took me a long time to turn those babies into powder but I got my temporal tattoo.
User avatar #4 - kumimono (05/17/2014) [-]
Welp, now I know what to do when being buried alive...
#76 - thelastelephant ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
>Feel like I need to puke
>Hold it down
>Fill bowl with ice cream
>Lose control
>Vomit all over my ice cream

God dammit, OP
#75 - yuukoku (05/17/2014) [-]
So, you're saying I'm going to get some if I cut a hole in the pancakes and fill it with syrup?
#55 - cactusupthebutt ONLINE (05/17/2014) [+] (8 replies)
The true Baja Blast recipe is 88% Sprite and 22% Blue Powerade.

I love that **** , but I don't want the caffeine
User avatar #64 to #55 - chaossniper (05/17/2014) [-]
thats 110%
#1 - ninegags (05/17/2014) [-]
IM ALIVE, IM ALIGRHR
IM ALIVE, IM ALIGRHR
User avatar #54 - naitsabesh ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Yes, because when you're nauseous and about to throw up yesterdays dinner it's real ******* neato to start shoveling ice cream down your throat.

also: why would you wash fruits like that, why would you have that many fruits and why are you washing oranges?
#98 - juter (05/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
if you're ever being buried alive
if you're ever being buried alive
#92 - hueyfreeman (05/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
hey douchebags instead of doing that passive aggressive unsalted fries **** just ask us for fresh fries

I work at mcdonald's and so many of you cunts come in every day and say "hey can i get no salt on my fryes? i wunt dem fresh."
#40 - anon (05/17/2014) [-]
I see that damn fries one on every single life hacks post
#108 - nikolaier (05/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i present to you the pancakes of my people one of the flavors, at least
User avatar #105 - istoleyoursoxs (05/17/2014) [-]
When you sufficate when being buried alive its because your chest cant expand from all the dirt around it
User avatar #95 - braxtotxarb (05/17/2014) [-]
Uhg, I feel sick. Quick someone hand me the vanilla icEBUGUHHRBHFHBWEFIHBDJ.
User avatar #10 - rebornpotato (05/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Wouldnt the dishwasher one just make the fruit all nasty and soggy because its just shooting really hot water at them for a long time
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