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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#19 - hahdumbbirch
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(05/17/2014) [-]
i ******* hate people who do this. as a person who worked at fast food for 5 or so years, i had millions of people request unsalted fries, and then demanding salt packets. i'm making the fries and doing other things, while the customers are complaining that i am taking forever, even though it's the fryer doing the work, and then when i give them their unsalted fries, they complain about how i took forever. i understand you want fries fresher by 1-2 minutes, but you will have to wait, and if that isn't for you, well then you can **** off.
#23 to #19 - nsfwanon
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You know I was about to say pretty much exactly the same thing. I ******* hate people who do that, especially during the lunch/dinner rush.
User avatar #36 to #23 - ratytang
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I always get the fastest meals from maccas ect, i hate going with my gf because she always order chicken burgers and they have to make them fresh, I just get quarter pounders cause I know they pre make them and its fast, couldn't care less if its been sitting there all day, it still tastes the same, if not better cause all the oil has dried up.
#27 to #19 - anon id: bcfb2d9c
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its a choice they need t make to they want slightly fresher fries or slightly faster service they cant complain about their choice
#50 to #19 - anon id: fb918363
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Yeah, no since in being rude about requesting a service that will take longer. I genuinely prefer unsalted fries, as they usually are caked in salt, and I absolutely hate it. A pinch I don't mind, but usually it's like eat salt with some fried potato.
User avatar #65 to #19 - shadowkingdr
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(05/17/2014) [-]
when ever i get fries i find they have too much salt so i get them unsalted with only half a salt packet
User avatar #83 to #19 - asmodeu
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(05/17/2014) [-]
Why don't you guys just keep them all unsalted ?
User avatar #114 to #83 - hahdumbbirch
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(05/17/2014) [-]
we can't control how the food is made, we just have to follow orders from management, so we can't have unsalted fries ready to go.
#106 to #19 - fourleaf
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(05/17/2014) [-]
I usually ask for my fries well done...is this bad also or is it cool?
#117 to #106 - hahdumbbirch
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(05/17/2014) [-]
well done is a term for a piece of meat with no red or pink inside of it. how can you make well-done potato slices?
well done is a term for a piece of meat with no red or pink inside of it. how can you make well-done potato slices?
#181 to #117 - fourleaf
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(05/18/2014) [-]
well your views wont change the world
#152 to #117 - anon id: 302f5f00
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(05/18/2014) [-]
I work in fast food and every one says well done. I haven't heard anyone ask for extra crispy, witch is what the register says.
#112 to #19 - tehavatar
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(05/17/2014) [-]
people do it with popcorn at the movies too. annoying as ****
User avatar #25 to #19 - faithrider
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(05/17/2014) [-]
if my fries are cold, i will tell you and i do expect them to be replaced with fresh fries, but i'm not going to be a dick and ask for unsalted fries just to ensure i get fresh fries.95% of the time my fries are fresh and there isn't an issue
User avatar #31 to #19 - rockmanfan
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(05/17/2014) [-]
most fries are only like 5 minutes old anyway. asking for more "fresh" fries is just stupid.
User avatar #129 to #31 - lininop
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(05/18/2014) [-]
This is basically the tl;dr version of the comment you replied to.
User avatar #18 - qtipthegreat
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(05/17/2014) [-]
As an ex Mcdonalds employee, i can tell you that asking for unsalted fries is a good way to make an enemy for life of the kitchen staff.
#28 to #18 - anon id: f17ef4f1
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MFW I really couldn't give a **** what some McDonald's employee thinks of me
MFW I really couldn't give a **** what some McDonald's employee thinks of me
User avatar #166 to #28 - qtipthegreat
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(05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, its all Philipeno people working in there now, glad im gone now. Work at a pharmacy now untill i get put into the IT department there.
User avatar #37 to #28 - mutzaki
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(05/17/2014) [-]
And then you find spit and pubes in your burger.
User avatar #125 to #37 - kinginyellow
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(05/18/2014) [-]
Then you get fired, seriously anyone who would think spitting in somebody's food is a good idea shouldn't have a job working with people.
User avatar #126 to #125 - mutzaki
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(05/18/2014) [-]
Absolutely agree. Still happens, so it's still better to just treat them with respect.
User avatar #128 to #126 - kinginyellow
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(05/18/2014) [-]
Ya, just annoyed that some people think it's a good idea.
#33 to #18 - anon id: 6933e8fd
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(05/17/2014) [-]
Boo hoo you have to do your job.

Poor you.
#131 to #33 - kinginyellow
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User avatar #49 to #18 - returnofarjay
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As a current McDonald's employee, I can confirm this.
#62 to #18 - anon id: 458228c2
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User avatar #119 to #18 - hoponthefeelstrain
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I would hate when people would say " I want FRESH fries". I don't go out of my way to give you cold ones... and if it's pretty busy of course you're going to get fresh fries because we have to make them so fast. Plus I'm not the one making your food. Do you think I'll personally hunt your order down and make sure you get the freshest of the french fries?
User avatar #38 to #18 - adu
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(05/17/2014) [-]
What if someone genuinely wants unsalted fries for health reasons?
#78 to #38 - anon id: 55befb67
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Then why the **** are you eating at McDonalds
#12 - hazelnutqt
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(05/17/2014) [-]
Ohh yes, it's safe to assume that when I'm being buried alive my hands won't be tied or anything.. He'll definitely take 5 minutes to have a cigarette while I just remove my shirt then put my sorry ass back in the hole again..
Ohh yes, it's safe to assume that when I'm being buried alive my hands won't be tied or anything.. He'll definitely take 5 minutes to have a cigarette while I just remove my shirt then put my sorry ass back in the hole again..
#15 to #12 - vgmddg
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#21 to #15 - hazelnutqt
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If you're being buried alive
It's safe to say that you are being restrained in some respect, either by being unconcious
Or by being tied up
Either of these prevents you from removing your shirt and tying it around your face
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#74 - reptarz
Reply +51 123456789123345869
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>tie shirt around mouth and face to prevent suffocation   
>die anyway because you are buried in the ground
>tie shirt around mouth and face to prevent suffocation
>die anyway because you are buried in the ground
User avatar #17 - deathsn
Reply +49 123456789123345869
(05/17/2014) [-]
Well, it took me a long time to turn those babies into powder but I got my temporal tattoo.
User avatar #39 to #17 - adu
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(05/17/2014) [-]
Mulching them in the easy part, waiting for them to dry and re-grinding them in the hard part.
#103 to #17 - icelandicjesus
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User avatar #4 - kumimono
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(05/17/2014) [-]
Welp, now I know what to do when being buried alive...
#76 - thelastelephant
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(05/17/2014) [-]
>Feel like I need to puke
>Hold it down
>Fill bowl with ice cream
>Lose control
>Vomit all over my ice cream

God dammit, OP
#75 - yuukoku
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(05/17/2014) [-]
So, you're saying I'm going to get some if I cut a hole in the pancakes and fill it with syrup?
#55 - cactusupthebutt
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(05/17/2014) [-]
The true Baja Blast recipe is 88% Sprite and 22% Blue Powerade.

I love that ****, but I don't want the caffeine
#69 to #55 - onyxleigion
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(05/17/2014) [-]
There's a reason it's called Mountain Dew Baja Blast and not Sprite Baja Blast. Also, Sprite isn't even made by the same company.
#79 to #69 - anon id: ef4bde28
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(05/17/2014) [-]
hes saying for caffeine free baja blast you ignorant slut
#81 to #79 - onyxleigion
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(05/17/2014) [-]
First off, being an ass doesn't make you cool. Second, what he said would taste like **** anyway, on top of the fact that it's mathematically incorrect.
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#57 to #55 - nervarin
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#58 to #57 - cactusupthebutt
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User avatar #64 to #55 - chaossniper
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thats 110%
#167 to #64 - cactusupthebutt
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(05/18/2014) [-]
It's not a soda if it isn't overflowing.
It's not a soda if it isn't overflowing.
#1 - ninegags
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(05/17/2014) [-]
IM ALIVE, IM ALIGRHR
IM ALIVE, IM ALIGRHR