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#19 - hahdumbbirch (05/17/2014) [-]
i ******* hate people who do this. as a person who worked at fast food for 5 or so years, i had millions of people request unsalted fries, and then demanding salt packets. i'm making the fries and doing other things, while the customers are complaining that i am taking forever, even though it's the fryer doing the work, and then when i give them their unsalted fries, they complain about how i took forever. i understand you want fries fresher by 1-2 minutes, but you will have to wait, and if that isn't for you, well then you can **** off.
#27 to #19 - anon (05/17/2014) [-]
its a choice they need t make to they want slightly fresher fries or slightly faster service they cant complain about their choice
#50 to #19 - anon (05/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, no since in being rude about requesting a service that will take longer. I genuinely prefer unsalted fries, as they usually are caked in salt, and I absolutely hate it. A pinch I don't mind, but usually it's like eat salt with some fried potato.
User avatar #65 to #19 - shadowkingdr ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
when ever i get fries i find they have too much salt so i get them unsalted with only half a salt packet
User avatar #83 to #19 - asmodeu (05/17/2014) [-]
Why don't you guys just keep them all unsalted ?
User avatar #114 to #83 - hahdumbbirch (05/17/2014) [-]
we can't control how the food is made, we just have to follow orders from management, so we can't have unsalted fries ready to go.
#106 to #19 - fourleaf (05/17/2014) [-]
I usually ask for my fries well done...is this bad also or is it cool?
#117 to #106 - hahdumbbirch (05/17/2014) [-]
well done is a term for a piece of meat with no red or pink inside of it. how can you make well-done potato slices?
well done is a term for a piece of meat with no red or pink inside of it. how can you make well-done potato slices?
#181 to #117 - fourleaf (05/18/2014) [-]
well your views wont change the world
#152 to #117 - anon (05/18/2014) [-]
I work in fast food and every one says well done. I haven't heard anyone ask for extra crispy, witch is what the register says.
#23 to #19 - nsfwanon (05/17/2014) [-]
You know I was about to say pretty much exactly the same thing. I ******* hate people who do that, especially during the lunch/dinner rush.
User avatar #36 to #23 - ratytang (05/17/2014) [-]
I always get the fastest meals from maccas ect, i hate going with my gf because she always order chicken burgers and they have to make them fresh, I just get quarter pounders cause I know they pre make them and its fast, couldn't care less if its been sitting there all day, it still tastes the same, if not better cause all the oil has dried up.
#112 to #19 - tehavatar (05/17/2014) [-]
people do it with popcorn at the movies too. annoying as ****
User avatar #25 to #19 - faithrider (05/17/2014) [-]
if my fries are cold, i will tell you and i do expect them to be replaced with fresh fries, but i'm not going to be a dick and ask for unsalted fries just to ensure i get fresh fries.95% of the time my fries are fresh and there isn't an issue
User avatar #31 to #19 - rockmanfan ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
most fries are only like 5 minutes old anyway. asking for more "fresh" fries is just stupid.
#129 to #31 - lininop ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
This is basically the tl;dr version of the comment you replied to.
#12 - hazelnutqt (05/17/2014) [-]
Ohh yes, it's safe to assume that when I'm being buried alive my hands won't be tied or anything.. He'll definitely take 5 minutes to have a cigarette while I just remove my shirt then put my sorry ass back in the hole again..
Ohh yes, it's safe to assume that when I'm being buried alive my hands won't be tied or anything.. He'll definitely take 5 minutes to have a cigarette while I just remove my shirt then put my sorry ass back in the hole again..
#21 to #15 - hazelnutqt (05/17/2014) [-]
If you're being buried alive
It's safe to say that you are being restrained in some respect, either by being unconcious
Or by being tied up
Either of these prevents you from removing your shirt and tying it around your face
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#74 - reptarz (05/17/2014) [-]
>tie shirt around mouth and face to prevent suffocation   
>die anyway because you are buried in the ground
>tie shirt around mouth and face to prevent suffocation
>die anyway because you are buried in the ground
User avatar #18 - qtipthegreat (05/17/2014) [-]
As an ex Mcdonalds employee, i can tell you that asking for unsalted fries is a good way to make an enemy for life of the kitchen staff.
User avatar #49 to #18 - returnofarjay (05/17/2014) [-]
As a current McDonald's employee, I can confirm this.
#62 to #18 - anon (05/17/2014) [-]
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User avatar #119 to #18 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/17/2014) [-]
I would hate when people would say " I want FRESH fries". I don't go out of my way to give you cold ones... and if it's pretty busy of course you're going to get fresh fries because we have to make them so fast. Plus I'm not the one making your food. Do you think I'll personally hunt your order down and make sure you get the freshest of the french fries?
#33 to #18 - anon (05/17/2014) [-]
Boo hoo you have to do your job.

Poor you.
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#28 to #18 - anon (05/17/2014) [-]
MFW I really couldn't give a 			****		 what some McDonald's employee thinks of me
MFW I really couldn't give a **** what some McDonald's employee thinks of me
User avatar #37 to #28 - mutzaki (05/17/2014) [-]
And then you find spit and pubes in your burger.
User avatar #125 to #37 - kinginyellow (05/18/2014) [-]
Then you get fired, seriously anyone who would think spitting in somebody's food is a good idea shouldn't have a job working with people.
User avatar #126 to #125 - mutzaki (05/18/2014) [-]
Absolutely agree. Still happens, so it's still better to just treat them with respect.
User avatar #128 to #126 - kinginyellow (05/18/2014) [-]
Ya, just annoyed that some people think it's a good idea.
User avatar #166 to #28 - qtipthegreat (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, its all Philipeno people working in there now, glad im gone now. Work at a pharmacy now untill i get put into the IT department there.
User avatar #38 to #18 - adu (05/17/2014) [-]
What if someone genuinely wants unsalted fries for health reasons?
#78 to #38 - anon (05/17/2014) [-]
Then why the **** are you eating at McDonalds
User avatar #17 - deathsn (05/17/2014) [-]
Well, it took me a long time to turn those babies into powder but I got my temporal tattoo.
User avatar #39 to #17 - adu (05/17/2014) [-]
Mulching them in the easy part, waiting for them to dry and re-grinding them in the hard part.
#76 - thelastelephant ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
>Feel like I need to puke
>Hold it down
>Fill bowl with ice cream
>Lose control
>Vomit all over my ice cream

God dammit, OP
#75 - yuukoku (05/17/2014) [-]
So, you're saying I'm going to get some if I cut a hole in the pancakes and fill it with syrup?
User avatar #4 - kumimono (05/17/2014) [-]
Welp, now I know what to do when being buried alive...
#1 - ninegags (05/17/2014) [-]
IM ALIVE, IM ALIGRHR
IM ALIVE, IM ALIGRHR
User avatar #54 - naitsabesh ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Yes, because when you're nauseous and about to throw up yesterdays dinner it's real ******* neato to start shoveling ice cream down your throat.

also: why would you wash fruits like that, why would you have that many fruits and why are you washing oranges?
#98 - juter (05/17/2014) [-]
if you're ever being buried alive
if you're ever being buried alive
#143 to #98 - stepsword (05/18/2014) [-]
something something undertaker pun
#92 - hueyfreeman (05/17/2014) [-]
hey douchebags instead of doing that passive aggressive unsalted fries **** just ask us for fresh fries

I work at mcdonald's and so many of you cunts come in every day and say "hey can i get no salt on my fryes? i wunt dem fresh."
#110 to #92 - xcoreyx (05/17/2014) [-]
"Can I have my fries unsalted please?"
*make and hand them their fries*
"Oh hey and could you give me a couple salt packets too?"
User avatar #111 to #110 - hueyfreeman (05/17/2014) [-]
scum
User avatar #163 to #111 - majordraco (05/18/2014) [-]
Sometimes the guy puts way too much salt on them and they become inedible, if I control the salt then we're okay.
User avatar #168 to #163 - hueyfreeman (05/18/2014) [-]
Just ask for fresh fries and light salt. there's a button for it, dude. I don't know why these things aren't explained to you guys. You can order anything you goddamn want. You can ask for a big mac with filet o fish patties. We don't give a **** , man. We will hook you up, just ask.
User avatar #169 to #168 - majordraco (05/18/2014) [-]
I want a normal amount of salt, but about half the time it gets over salted, I do ask for light on the ice, since I usually get it so packed with ice I can't even get a straw in the cup.

I used to work at Carl's JR, so I know it can be an inconvenience, but I don't mind waiting.
#40 - anon (05/17/2014) [-]
I see that damn fries one on every single life hacks post
#142 - dariusnigrophallus ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
Yes because i have eighty grapefruits at my house more often than not
#153 to #142 - anon (05/18/2014) [-]
I don't even think my dishwasher has a cold setting, therefore i would be cooking my fruit with hot steamy water.
#134 - theafroman (05/18/2014) [-]
The pancake one made me really mad. And I have no idea why.
#124 - tinkotin ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
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Oh yeah, the buried alive trick is really useful, my friends keep trying to bury me alive as a prank, now I finally have the perfect counter.
#108 - nikolaier (05/17/2014) [-]
i present to you the pancakes of my people one of the flavors, at least
User avatar #162 to #108 - ethiopia (05/18/2014) [-]
Nalesniki?
User avatar #174 to #162 - nikolaier (05/18/2014) [-]
palatschinken
#175 to #174 - ethiopia (05/18/2014) [-]
Ah, well I guess it's the same principle in a different country
Ah, well I guess it's the same principle in a different country
User avatar #105 - istoleyoursoxs (05/17/2014) [-]
When you sufficate when being buried alive its because your chest cant expand from all the dirt around it
User avatar #95 - braxtotxarb (05/17/2014) [-]
Uhg, I feel sick. Quick someone hand me the vanilla icEBUGUHHRBHFHBWEFIHBDJ.
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