Humans vs animals. Lonely bear: Human: "HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!" goes to war with its own species, uses on al
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Humans vs animals

Human: "HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!"
goes to war with its own species,
uses on all of its resources. destroys its own
environment, pollutes its own air and water'
Animal: nicks its own asshole"
human: moles someone she' s asshole and sells it sex"
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Submitted: 07/23/2014
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User avatar #4 - ohhh (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
human: *Goes to the moon*
Animal: *Attempts to throw own **** at moon*
User avatar #1 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I'd lick my own asshole if I could.
#3 to #1 - thegayman (07/24/2014) [-]
Why not let me do it for you?
User avatar #20 - captainfuckitall (07/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Don't animals go to war with eachother and destroy their environment all the time? I mean, nearly every species of animal aside from the most solitary wage war with other members; with apes being documented in using sticks and stones as weapons. Even THE solitary ones murder eachother regularly for no other reason than they felt like it.

And just as well, entire forests and landscapes have been devastated by the overpopulation (and sometimes just presence) of a certain species.

What is this massive obsession young people have with hating humanity? Does it make them feel cool and 'wise' to be completely pessimistic regarding their own kind? Does it validate them in some way to have people look at them and say "See that guy? He's SO smart that he's able to hate humanity (often for incredibly trivial reasons)".

I'll tell you what humans DO do though, that other animals do not do: humans are the only species to take an active interest in the protection of our environment, as well as members of our own species beyond a certain family line or pack. I am willing to bet half my fortune and lifespan that if you gave a lion the same resources we have, it would not give a single **** what it destroys or leaves behind for its children if it were able to hunt easier
User avatar #21 - CrowbarNinja (07/24/2014) [-]
*proceeds to land autonomous machines on planets no animal knows about.* Animals compared to us are stupid, its just the truth.
User avatar #11 - slayhumanity ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
technically humans are animals..
#9 - pkmnexplain (07/24/2014) [-]
By the way animals go to war too and often murder the fudge out of each other
User avatar #6 - paradoxrocks (07/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Animals: incapable of creating societies or representing differentiating beliefs to fight over and building armies to fight said war. Also lack generally mechanical and chemical skills to harness the power of fossil fuels or create fertilizers to improve crop output
User avatar #19 - englishtallybopper (07/24/2014) [-]
my grandad used to be a tour guide all over europe and he was allowed to go into zoo's, theme parks and stuff for free and he saw one guy throw a lit cigarette end it was ok to feed monkeys peanuts in the 50s and the chimp took it and ate it without hesitation, whilst the man in a white silk shirt laugh like a prick when the chimp squealed ************ Ceaser took a **** in his hand and throw it right on his neck. everyone laughed and the monkeys won that day.
#13 - bluerangermartin (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#12 - lycoris (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**lycoris rolled image** I normally don't hate on tumblr posts but damn that last comment made me cringe something fierce.
#28 - imsohigh (07/24/2014) [-]
**imsohigh rolled image** i would lick my own asshole but i cant reach it.
User avatar #25 - hackmon (07/24/2014) [-]
"its own air and water" this is the attitude that is at the root of the problems anyway
#22 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
**** you asshole. Humans can do whatever the **** we want because we're on top. You go against nature if you don't let the apex predator be the alpha. That's just how nature is.
User avatar #17 - partialexposure (07/24/2014) [-]
Start off normal and go inTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
#16 - gainesy (07/24/2014) [-]
Guess they didn't see this 			****		... Wonder if the elephant called it "sex"
Guess they didn't see this **** ... Wonder if the elephant called it "sex"
User avatar #7 - schnizel (07/24/2014) [-]
Other animals do that too.
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