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User avatar #4 - borderlineparanoid (12/06/2015) [-]
Ravens are great.

It's really fascinating to see that it stayed there and knew that the people would pull the quills out seeing as it didn't fly away instantly.
User avatar #33 to #32 - borderlineparanoid (12/07/2015) [-]
**** son.

"Y'ew have don' well, y'ew will get 1 reng"
User avatar #75 to #32 - CALVINoMysyca (12/07/2015) [-]
Let the Challeange BegeN! !!
User avatar #99 to #32 - letmetouchyourboob (12/07/2015) [-]
Jesus. the nostalgia just hit my like a train, i need to go back and watch that show.
User avatar #34 to #32 - borderlineparanoid (12/07/2015) [-]
I forget the name of that show, I loved it.
User avatar #43 to #34 - bladeguy (12/07/2015) [-]
It was just called "Raven"
User avatar #44 to #43 - borderlineparanoid (12/07/2015) [-]
ah so it is.

thanks.
User avatar #52 to #4 - narluga (12/07/2015) [-]
never more
#65 to #4 - tirithon (12/07/2015) [-]
It was just hoping for some food and then they start pulling out his fab new piercings, humans disgust me
User avatar #64 to #4 - harrykuntz ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
I'm guessing that they regularly feed it, since ravens can recognize people by their faces. Can't imagine it sitting there like that if they hadn't interacted with it before
User avatar #9 to #4 - rakaka (12/06/2015) [-]
It even stopped falling for the "look at my other hand so i can pull the quill out" trick.

Also it looks ******* huge. Thank God they lack opposable thumbs
User avatar #10 to #9 - borderlineparanoid (12/06/2015) [-]
Dey smart.

they don't even need thumbs to do things.

It's the crows you gotta look out for www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDmCxUncIyc
#11 to #10 - rakaka (12/06/2015) [-]
In a bird society, who would be higher class? A raven with it's greater size and power and reasonably good intelligence? Or would the difference in intelligence in crows be enough to push them above the ravens?
#12 to #11 - borderlineparanoid (12/06/2015) [-]
Ravens would enslave the crows by using their greater size to overpower the Crows and force them into labour making tools and so on. Of course the Crows could create technology and weapons that might overthrow the Ravens.
User avatar #14 to #12 - rakaka (12/06/2015) [-]
But we've demonstrated that ravens aren't that stupid, they just aren't particularly smart. Would they have the cognitive ability to neuter the crows in such a way that they can only make the tools the ravens want and not have the ability to make weapons necessary for overthrowing their raven overlords?

where's that ******* picture of timon looking thoughtful
User avatar #15 to #14 - borderlineparanoid (12/06/2015) [-]
In the beginning the Ravens would work with the Crows, the Raves would protect and help the Crows from dangers and in turn the Crows would give the Ravens the tools necessary to do so such as weapons and improved foraging techniques but Little do the Crows know, the Ravens have been plotting to become stronger than the Crows to the point the Crows themselves cannot fight back because of the Ravens combined size and the technology they wield.

The Crows would become second class citizens under the supreme rule of the Nesting Leader, General Caw.
User avatar #16 to #15 - rakaka (12/06/2015) [-]
It's been three years since the takeover.

General Caw sits atop the highest tree the Ravens could find. Of course He's completely exposed to attack, but that doesn't matter much when our wings are clipped at birth to keep us subservient.

My father works a "nice" job designing tools and weapons for the Ravens who dwell in the trees and in the sky. It could be worse for him, he could be slaving away in the forges making things he will never use, for people he will never see and who know little of his life or existence.

The rest of my family are all gone. They were thrown from the second highest branch, just below the nest of General Caw to send a message to my father and I. He had been spotted with other crow rebels. They called themselves merciful for not killing him or demoting him to hard labor in the mines or forges.

I wish he were.



Now I myself have the "privilege" of being educated thanks to the position my father holds.. Educated in only a nominal sense. Every day I am told things like "You must never question our Leader or the Great Ravens" and "Never look a Great Raven in the eye, it is disrespectful." and my personal favorite: "Always be grateful to our Leader for his mercy." Some crows my age don't learn these things at all and must work in the same places their parents do. Sometimes I envy them, but then I remember how they're maimed and diseased after months of toiling, and have the choice of dying or continuing to work.



I'm no writer, and can't think of anything else right now.
#17 to #16 - borderlineparanoid (12/06/2015) [-]
I like this little world we've created.
#18 to #17 - rakaka (12/06/2015) [-]
"we"? You mean I
User avatar #77 to #18 - goldenglimmer (12/07/2015) [-]
Found the raven.
User avatar #19 to #18 - borderlineparanoid (12/06/2015) [-]
oh ok.
User avatar #27 to #11 - bananacouch ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
In bird culture, that would be considered a dick move.
#103 to #11 - mcburd (12/07/2015) [-]
Prolly size, not gonna lie.   
Size matters
Prolly size, not gonna lie.
Size matters
User avatar #101 to #11 - ashketchup (12/07/2015) [-]
ask mcburd
User avatar #67 to #11 - crimsongungnir ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
The better species is the one that is better at adapting technology like humans do. I think this means crows are better.
User avatar #25 to #11 - fredlorz (12/07/2015) [-]
my gues is the crows would be higest. ust like homo sapiens more evolved brain beat the neandertals much stronger body.
#78 to #10 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/07/2015) [-]
Dey smart
Dey loyal
Dey greatful
#3 - jaevel (12/06/2015) [-]
#29 to #3 - muffinssnuffims (12/07/2015) [-]
Poor bird. It sounds like it was trying to say "Thank you" to me
#2 - jaevel (12/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #112 to #2 - goobyman (12/07/2015) [-]
I think he somehow accidentally imprinted on it.
that's no good.
User avatar #48 to #2 - ionlywhisper (12/07/2015) [-]
>>#5,
#31 to #2 - dzimo (12/07/2015) [-]
oh god this is amazing. like... i am so jealous.
#70 to #2 - dyelfagget (12/07/2015) [-]
I feel like this was some crow dare and the crows in the trees are just encouraging him to get closer.

"Hey matt, betcha won't touch the hairless monkey"
User avatar #7 to #2 - thymarx (12/06/2015) [-]
I wanna be a Disney Princess too
#42 to #7 - bigmanblue (12/07/2015) [-]
thats disney villian ****
User avatar #60 to #42 - niggledafiggle (12/07/2015) [-]
Cutest ******* disney villain origin story then.

User avatar #57 - shibblehiggins (12/07/2015) [-]
******* HUMANS, GET AWAY FROM MY PLUMAGE, CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAW
#21 - skumbaner (12/07/2015) [-]
I love me some crows
User avatar #119 to #21 - pappanoodles ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
i thought it was a raven , didnt know crows grew so large
User avatar #120 to #119 - skumbaner (01/04/2016) [-]
it is a raven, the one in the OP, but ravens are crow-birds so yeah
User avatar #121 to #120 - pappanoodles ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
so ravens are a subspecies of crows?
User avatar #122 to #121 - skumbaner (01/04/2016) [-]
Well no, the thing is that all crows, including ravens are part of the same family, the "crow family" or in latin, corvidae. The Corvidae family includes birds such as the magpie, jackdaw, hooded crow (or just grey crow, eurrope only), Black crow (or carrion crow, europe only), the american crow (Corvus brachyrhynchos Wholly black like the carrion crow but unlike the hooded crow which is partly grey. Is the U.S. counterpart to the hooded and carrion crows) and the common raven (Corvus corax, exists in both the U.S. and Europe).

So technically, crows and ravens are both types of crows, even if the american, hooded, and carrion crows are more commonly seen as "crows" while ravens are generrally not associated as crows.

This is why I in my comment said "I love me some crows" even though it was a raven in the OP. When I spoke of crows, I meant both Ravens and the birds more commonly known as "crows".
User avatar #123 to #122 - pappanoodles ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
aha , thank you

learn something new everyday
User avatar #124 to #123 - skumbaner (01/04/2016) [-]
happy to help you m8

btw, why did you return to this post after 6 months?
User avatar #125 to #124 - pappanoodles ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
is this 6 month old

i have no clue man
i just pressed the right arrow in top rated
User avatar #126 to #125 - skumbaner (01/04/2016) [-]
hahaha what

thats pretty crazy
User avatar #127 to #126 - pappanoodles ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
i just checked and its in the top uploads of last 30 days

so yea , pretty weird
User avatar #49 to #21 - volksworgen (12/07/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's a photoshopped chicken, ive raised iowa blues and chicks dont get nearly that black and im pretty sure crows have weird terrifying skin babies.
#55 to #49 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
Skumbaner is actually right, that's a baby crow
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User avatar #38 to #5 - evilanakie (12/07/2015) [-]
not this **** again
#6 to #5 - barundin (12/06/2015) [-]
CAW CAW?! Caw...
User avatar #8 to #6 - aodahn ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
KAHN!!!
User avatar #13 to #8 - coolioshades (12/06/2015) [-]
Your accent is terrible
#36 to #5 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
"CAW CAW CAW CAAW" -jen sneow
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#30 to #20 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Bork bork bork
User avatar #89 to #30 - TheBobby (12/07/2015) [-]
don't mind if I do....
User avatar #1 - arthurdetoo (12/06/2015) [-]
awesome bird.
User avatar #54 - creamymcgee ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
**** porcupines man. They only exist to hurt other animals
User avatar #116 to #54 - kentravyon (12/07/2015) [-]
Not at all. In fact, porcupine quills possess antibiotic properties so the areas where they pierce won't get infected. Keeps the quills a deterrent but really minimizes the long term effects of being pierced. Significantly less chance of infection / complications
User avatar #56 to #54 - darthblam (12/07/2015) [-]
.. hurt other animals that harass them?
Those quills are mostly defensive..
Like, I find it hard to believe it was the porcupine's fault quills ended up in that flying animal's face...
#80 to #56 - cherubium (12/07/2015) [-]
Clearly the demonic porcupines built a catapult and launched their deathtroopers at the innocent raven.
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User avatar #41 - Silver Quantum (12/07/2015) [-]
"dad: are you still taping?"
daughter: what she should have said no dad, i stopped for no ******* reason but i'm still pointing the camera at the crow just for kicks
#46 to #41 - sacrilegious (12/07/2015) [-]
**sacrilegious used "*roll picture*"**
**sacrilegious rolled image**wow FJ just hates every ******* person on this planet. chill man.
User avatar #51 to #46 - idontknowwhattouse (12/07/2015) [-]
but im also an asshole so what do i know
User avatar #50 to #46 - idontknowwhattouse (12/07/2015) [-]
he could have just used simple observation instead of being lazy and not using his brain
User avatar #39 - gayboard ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Gosh, some people are just so in tune with animals. I wish I was like that
User avatar #47 to #39 - banfio (12/07/2015) [-]
each vacation i go on i befriend an animal of some sort. when i went to the rockies i befriended a group of hummingbirds. next year i went to pennsylvania and befriended a doe who let me sit next to her and pet her. two years later i did the same with a raven in yellowstone.

animals are fun.
#104 to #47 - drekinn ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
You're one of those friendship hunters, first you befriend the animals and when you've earned their trust, you slit their throat from behind and eat them with hot sauce.
User avatar #106 to #104 - banfio (12/07/2015) [-]
well if i were stranded in the wilderness I'd totally do that.

(not related but fun) I had a pair of scorpions i befriended once. at the time my right hand was broken and they decided to crawl into the cast and curl up underneath. I was camping at the time, so i decided it'd be hilarious to go around shaking everyone's' hands until they came out and scared someone. the guy they ended up scaring already hated me, but at least after that he feared me more.

That being said, not all animals like me. I had a lizard i was trying to catch once that lunged forward and latched onto the skin between the bases of my fingers. i freaked out for a few seconds and then realized that i had still caught him even if not how i had originally planned, and walked around showing him off as my blood started to dye him red. (pain bothers me, but after some pretty serious injuries as a kid I stopped really caring too much)
#105 - emberhard (12/07/2015) [-]
That is a raven. Not trying to call anyone out and be a know it all asshole, but just the educate people, not many know there's a difference.
#107 - PlagueDoctor (12/07/2015) [-]
Another stabbed crow, I see
#114 to #107 - reggaemortis (12/07/2015) [-]
Poor crows
#22 - roasdkill (12/07/2015) [-]
Vertical Video Syndrome - A PSA

If someone has the WEBM id appreciate...
#108 - pocketstooheavy (12/07/2015) [-]
*touches raven*

"REEEEEEE"

Most of FJ right there...
#90 - deathdiedead (12/07/2015) [-]
She can start on this guy next
#72 - inergio (12/07/2015) [-]
That faggot who were keep saying "are you taping it", "you still taping this". What a ******* attention whore, i bet all he could think about was how much likes he is going to get.
#28 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
GIF
Are you sure those weren't arrowheads?
User avatar #113 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
I had no idea ravens were that heug.
#110 - fuckoatmeal (12/07/2015) [-]
** *********** used "*roll picture*"**
** *********** rolled image** That avian though.
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