Huehuehue. . MY ' ii'' airith was MEMO run n% MOPY TMT SHE [HIT ll WET BERT m BUT. my first gf broke up with me because i didnt have sex with her she got pregnant and had to drop out of high school i told her to name the child after me
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MY ' ii'' airith
was MEMO run* n%
MOPY TMT SHE [HIT ll
WET BERT m **** BUT
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Submitted: 02/22/2014
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User avatar #2 - iamnotgoodwithname (02/23/2014) [+] (18 replies)
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my first gf broke up with me because i didnt have sex with her
she got pregnant and had to drop out of high school
i told her to name the child after me
#73 - evtrai (02/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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I din't expect this to reach the front page, I'm glad other people find her suffering amusing.

Honestly it was good riddance, which at that moment I din't see, on the positive side I'm back to masturbating to fictional women.
#157 - evtrai (02/23/2014) [-]
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Given that there's a lot of people getting the wrong idea I think I should clear that out.

I din't wish for her disgrace, in fact I still talked to her and was in good terms with her after we broke up given that she said we should be friends I tried my best to do so because I still liked her, she got a new BF and the first thing she did was trying to basically rub him on my face and point out that he was basically everything that I was not, which I was like, wow, okay, I chugged it down and tried not to make a big deal out of it, I noticed that he was rude with her and pointed it out at her and it's when she pretty much insulted me and told me she was going to send her new BF to kick my ass, so well whatever.

Excuse me if after this and everything I can't help but to chuckle that her own BAD decision she got into that, and guess what, they are still together, again, I din't push her into that, I did not with for her for that to happen but I just think it's Karma.
#19 - topheavymonkeyy (02/23/2014) [+] (43 replies)
My last bf broke up with me because I refused to have a STD check  I was a virgin and still am, and never used drugs etc. So I new I was 100% clean and therefore got bored of me because he wouldn't have sex with me, I was happy to know the next man he got with gave him aids, and he didn't even asking him to have a test.
My last bf broke up with me because I refused to have a STD check I was a virgin and still am, and never used drugs etc. So I new I was 100% clean and therefore got bored of me because he wouldn't have sex with me, I was happy to know the next man he got with gave him aids, and he didn't even asking him to have a test.
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#1 - anonymous (02/22/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Aren't women wonderful they break up with guys for not being macho enough and complain that guys aren't emotional enough and break up with guys for being emotionally distant. It is so confusing trying to understand them that it is painful. Though I have vaguely learnt how it actually works. The trick is when out in public don't show emotion and do macho stuff, but when alone actually show emotion
#3 to #1 - xgolgothax (02/23/2014) [-]
let me drop some truth on you.
All that stuff is a lie. Women don't want emotional, or macho, or any of that stuff 100% of the time.
Women spout off weak excuses because it's slightly more polite than just telling you that you're less attractive than her newest endeavor or that you've grown stale and have begun to bore her.
Here's the TRUTH part i mentioned above.
Despite how funny, in touch, muscular, bad ass you are you will NEVER be more appealing than something NEW.
New is the single most important trait someone can have because it's the most exciting. The only thing that ever overcomes new is commitment, and hell, that only works about half the time.
#52 - zanea (02/23/2014) [+] (12 replies)
>Be 17 with 16 year old GF   
>County fair is going on, figure we go   
>Fun Filled day   
>Until....Carnival food   
>Get on Ferris Wheel   
>She starts getting sick   
>As soon as ride is over she makes a bee-line for the trash can   
>Starts vomiting profusely   
>I hold her hair back   
>Phone dead and she didnt have hers   
>My house was nearby through a large thicket of woods   
> Carry her all the way back to my house   
>Call her parents, they were grateful that I took care of her   
> She breaks up with me through a text message the next day because I helped her out   
>MFW( broken gif and all)
>Be 17 with 16 year old GF
>County fair is going on, figure we go
>Fun Filled day
>Until....Carnival food
>Get on Ferris Wheel
>She starts getting sick
>As soon as ride is over she makes a bee-line for the trash can
>Starts vomiting profusely
>I hold her hair back
>Phone dead and she didnt have hers
>My house was nearby through a large thicket of woods
> Carry her all the way back to my house
>Call her parents, they were grateful that I took care of her
> She breaks up with me through a text message the next day because I helped her out
>MFW( broken gif and all)
#59 to #52 - herbolifee (02/23/2014) [-]
What a complete bitch
#34 - spearpwi (02/23/2014) [-]
My first girlfriend left me because I picked my nose...I was in year 3.
#48 - anonymous (02/23/2014) [+] (11 replies)
you are one of the worst kind of people. no woman, no matter how bitchy should ever be beat. that fact that it made you happy makes you worse that the bastard that hit her. you piece of degenerate filth.
#69 to #48 - dehnoobshow (02/23/2014) [-]
Oh yes, because no woman has ever been wrong, or a **** , EVER IN THE EXISTENCE OF EXISTENCE.
Because everything a woman says or does is completely understandable and right. And in no way should we enjoy a little dose of karma on her ass.
#11 - lolollo (02/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I can't quite remember what show it was, but there was this series where one of the secondary characters had a girlfriend who left him when his life began to fall apart. Months later, he had his life back in order, and she came back to town for some misc reason. Due to coincidental, episode specific reasons, any time she'd try to get ahold of him, he'd blow her off.

Towards the end of the episode, when he finally had a minute, she gave him this speech about "Not knowing what you want till it's gone." That's when he gives this line about "If it took me running away to realize you wanted me, then I don't want you." and walks away. Funniest **** ever given all of the sappy **** you see in every other TV show on television.

coolstorybruh!
#44 - vermilliot (02/23/2014) [-]
My gf broke up with me because i wasn't " ****** enough".
I was 18, she was 17, and the guy she started dating day after dumping me was 29 years old.
Well to be fair he was old enough to be at Nirvana concert in his youth and she was a fan.
#71 - maijuriina (02/23/2014) [+] (18 replies)
My last boyfriend just broke up with me this week because I was emotionally too strong  meaning I don't cry over everything, show crazy jealousness or act like a bitch during the first couple of months of dating, and he is confused over the fact that I've gone through a lot in my life  for him and he didn't feel with me like he did with his first love. Apparently I was everything he looked for in a woman but didn't feel enough. Also he thought we advanced too quickly  meanwhile he was talking about inheriting his parents' company in 20 years and asking if I thought it was possible for me to adapt to that , too quickly meaning that we had sex from the first night that we met and also from there on. This kills the woman.
My last boyfriend just broke up with me this week because I was emotionally too strong meaning I don't cry over everything, show crazy jealousness or act like a bitch during the first couple of months of dating, and he is confused over the fact that I've gone through a lot in my life for him and he didn't feel with me like he did with his first love. Apparently I was everything he looked for in a woman but didn't feel enough. Also he thought we advanced too quickly meanwhile he was talking about inheriting his parents' company in 20 years and asking if I thought it was possible for me to adapt to that , too quickly meaning that we had sex from the first night that we met and also from there on. This kills the woman.
#36 - kaboomz (02/23/2014) [-]
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#92 - hentaisweetie (02/23/2014) [-]
Mfw everyones talking about their past relationships in the comments and I haven't had a bf since elementry.
#25 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
my first girlfriend left me because she went to a different school for 3rd grade
#46 to #35 - micekill (02/23/2014) [-]
all the girls in my class had a crush on me, get on my lvl phaggets
User avatar #9 - decimatorthebeast (02/23/2014) [-]
Funny story, my most previous ex did this **** to me. Started dating a gang banger...I live in a pretty rough city and within two months of her dumping me and dating him, he got shot 3 times by a rival gang. They stayed together and he blamed her saying she ran her mouth and would beat on her constantly.
User avatar #117 - petronelly (02/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i broke up with my bf because he wouldn't lick my *****
my vajayjay doesn't taste or smell bad he just didn't like the taste of ****** , and i was like what the hell
#126 to #117 - shruika (02/23/2014) [-]
It isn't every guys thing, same goes for women
#32 - evanxzile ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Well, it's what she likes.
#16 - tonkabeefsteak (02/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
macho
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