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cfour girlfriend pissing you off? .
f our phone off.
f our phone off.
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loggedinforlinks (08/07/2015) [-]
I'm curious, why is he getting so many red thumbs?
Lets say she's not a weapon, what makes this guy incorrect and deserve red thumbs?
Serious question btw, just asking
Lets say she's not a weapon, what makes this guy incorrect and deserve red thumbs?
Serious question btw, just asking
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rampagindragon (08/07/2015) [-] 
**rampagindragon used "*roll picture*"**
**rampagindragon rolled image** Because he's sucking the fun out of the joke as well as implying it's impossible for a strong black woman to whoop that ass.
Also he's a fuccboi. You will learn in time, no worries.
**rampagindragon rolled image** Because he's sucking the fun out of the joke as well as implying it's impossible for a strong black woman to whoop that ass.
Also he's a fuccboi. You will learn in time, no worries.
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MRfunnyFACE (08/08/2015) [-] Law of FJ:
If funnier comment is made the comment it opposes gets red thumbed.
And it only takes 1 red thumb. After that people reading decide to join the red thumb band wagon and not think for themselves
If funnier comment is made the comment it opposes gets red thumbed.
And it only takes 1 red thumb. After that people reading decide to join the red thumb band wagon and not think for themselves
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ohemgeezus (08/07/2015) [-] Because he's a ********** and people are too stupid to notice
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thetrapkiller (08/08/2015) [-] si si -italian chef
oui oui- french chef
ey ey- canadian chef
allahu akbar- muslim chef
oui oui- french chef
ey ey- canadian chef
allahu akbar- muslim chef
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orangadink (08/07/2015) [-] You obviously have no idea how powerful a pissed off girlfriend is
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rockergamer ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-] >reposting comments when this reached the front page before
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rockergamer ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-] i don't know why I decided to call you out on that
i feel cunty now
i feel cunty now
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recoveryone ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-] All this anger in the comments and I'm like, "huh, I have that same model and color of Mazda 3."
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recoveryone ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-] That's definitely a 3(unless my eyes are that bad), the 6 is a bit longer and larger.
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thunderpony (08/07/2015) [-] Yeah you're probably right. I looked at my Mazda 6 and that ain't it.
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recoveryone ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-] Thank you, it's not a Speed 3 but it gets the job done.
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elcreepo ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-] 1. She's annoying, jealous and psychotic. Losing her would be a good thing. If she texts you WAY too much she's probably also insecure.
2. She can do what she must, if he's already slept with her he's already won. And what fool would use this before he's slept with her, unless he's got bitches enough or legitimate goals for a happy future.
2. She can do what she must, if he's already slept with her he's already won. And what fool would use this before he's slept with her, unless he's got bitches enough or legitimate goals for a happy future.
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anon (08/07/2015) [-]
Physical abuse comments aside, I love how half the ocmments here are from insecure, self-appointed 'alphas' that're like ''I'd put her in the ground if she lifted a finger to me lololol XxxxxxxxdDDDD''.
Sure you would, dude.
Sure you would.
Sure you would, dude.
Sure you would.
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Waldowitharedhat (08/07/2015) [-] it's not whether or not they could, it's about whether or not they WOULD.
If you would then you got some problems. The only time it's okay to hurt a female is if your life is in danger or she's actually throwing punches. Most women will just slap and push, which honestly doesn't hurt that badly if you're not a bitch. It's not hard to just hold her down, tell her to calm down and leave or you'll call the police.
If you would then you got some problems. The only time it's okay to hurt a female is if your life is in danger or she's actually throwing punches. Most women will just slap and push, which honestly doesn't hurt that badly if you're not a bitch. It's not hard to just hold her down, tell her to calm down and leave or you'll call the police.
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Waldowitharedhat (08/07/2015) [-] Yeah if you like to be charged with battery/assault.
When coming up with charges, police consider the impact factors. It depends on your physique. If you're much larger than the women, it takes much more extreme circumstances to justify hitting her.
I'd say it's safer just to either hold her down and call the police or kill her and bury her in the backyard so she can't tell the police you hit her.
When coming up with charges, police consider the impact factors. It depends on your physique. If you're much larger than the women, it takes much more extreme circumstances to justify hitting her.
I'd say it's safer just to either hold her down and call the police or kill her and bury her in the backyard so she can't tell the police you hit her.
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Waldowitharedhat (08/07/2015) [-] Yeah but men tend to be stronger than women regardless of size, it's still risky.
Have fun getting ********** in jail.
Have fun getting ********** in jail.
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Waldowitharedhat (08/07/2015) [-] It's not about being retarded, it's about women being physically weaker than men. A man can do much more damage to a woman with 1 punch than a woman could do to a man with 1 punch.
Let's reverse the situation. Let's say YOU hit HER first, she would have no posisble way to restrain you or stop you unless she was in better shape than you or knew some type of self defense. Now, change it back. If SHE is hitting YOU first, you could EASILY restrain her.
Let's reverse the situation. Let's say YOU hit HER first, she would have no posisble way to restrain you or stop you unless she was in better shape than you or knew some type of self defense. Now, change it back. If SHE is hitting YOU first, you could EASILY restrain her.
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Waldowitharedhat (08/07/2015) [-] That's not restraining, if you hit her she could easily keep hitting you, which in your mind would justify hitting her again?
It's about using your strength responsibly. Just because you can **** her up worse doesn't mean you should. I don't know, i'm not even really against hitting women. I'm totally for murdering them if they ever lay a hand on you.
I'm just trying to give some advice to keep you from possibly going to jail. I mean, why even risk it when you don't have to? Because you're angry? That's stupid.
It's about using your strength responsibly. Just because you can **** her up worse doesn't mean you should. I don't know, i'm not even really against hitting women. I'm totally for murdering them if they ever lay a hand on you.
I'm just trying to give some advice to keep you from possibly going to jail. I mean, why even risk it when you don't have to? Because you're angry? That's stupid.
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Waldowitharedhat (08/07/2015) [-] How someone else acts shouldn't influence how you react. You control yourself. Yeah, that bitch must have some anger management issues, but it's up to you to be better than her. Hitting her back just shows you also have anger management issues. If you let her anger you and hit her back, you're letting her win because that means she was able to manipulate you. Watch, if you just ignore it then I bet she'll become even angrier because that's what she wants you to do, get angry. **** , half those bitches are probably trying to get you to hit them back so they can take you to court.
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theattackmaster (08/07/2015) [-] To be fair, if she picks a fight with a guy, she should expect to get hit back. Anyone should, for that matter. I'm not very strong, and I know this, because of that, you won't see me going up and starting a fight with a physically stronger dude or girl, why? Because, they would kick my ass. It's their fault for picking a fight against a stronger opponent.
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Waldowitharedhat (08/07/2015) [-] Well no, with Ronda Rousey you're not going to have a chance to fight back anyways. That's a whole other conversation. If you've pissed of Ronda Rousey, you should've known what was going to happen.
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destismad (08/08/2015) [-] Personally, I'm slightly on mirukawa 's side here. It's not fair for women to be allowed to hit men but for men to hardly be allowed to hit women. Literally speaking, it is fair, even if a man is stronger the woman still has the choice of simply not hitting him, and therefore not deserving to be hit back. Women seem to feel entitled to beating up on men because of their generally smaller stature and less muscle mass and society seems to accept it, so it puts men in an uncomfortable position.
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myrolerian (08/08/2015) [-] Hmm well there are truths to both of them but yes.... let's be honest here. A man can be as weak as a woman, and a woman can be stronger than a man. The reason men are "stronger" is because they are generally pressured into workin out by society. Women should look pretty, while men should be strong. There are women who work out, just as there are men who have never even touched a weight before. It's that simple...
Also, wtf? I know you didn't say this but for a man to throw a fist, he has to learn how to throw that fist. The same as a woman would have to... Men don't simply learn how to fight as a baby, no... they gotta learn how. Imagine that right? Let's be real.. if some one attacks you, whether they are male or female, you are allowed to lay them the **** out. No, don't tackle them down and keep throwin punches, but a single punch at times will get people to back off a lot of the times.
Know how you get the girls to stop thinkin they can just abuse you? Teach them other wise.
Also, wtf? I know you didn't say this but for a man to throw a fist, he has to learn how to throw that fist. The same as a woman would have to... Men don't simply learn how to fight as a baby, no... they gotta learn how. Imagine that right? Let's be real.. if some one attacks you, whether they are male or female, you are allowed to lay them the **** out. No, don't tackle them down and keep throwin punches, but a single punch at times will get people to back off a lot of the times.
Know how you get the girls to stop thinkin they can just abuse you? Teach them other wise.
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therealkakashi (08/07/2015) [-] All these comments about how "he's going to die"
....I'd lock the damn door.
....I'd lock the damn door.
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therealkakashi (08/08/2015) [-] Windows are pretty strong and you'd **** yourself up six ways to sunday with all the broken glass cutting into you.
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derpthefifth (08/07/2015) [-] Am i the only one who doesn't ever want to let a girl "go through my phone"
I mean **** ..... Why is that a thing? If you really feel the need to go through my phone to figure out that i'm not cheating on you, maybe we just shouldn't date to begin with. Why the **** can't we just act like adults with our own respective lives and privacy and trust one another?
Although i resent the lack of trust more than the violation of privacy honestly...
I mean **** ..... Why is that a thing? If you really feel the need to go through my phone to figure out that i'm not cheating on you, maybe we just shouldn't date to begin with. Why the **** can't we just act like adults with our own respective lives and privacy and trust one another?
Although i resent the lack of trust more than the violation of privacy honestly...
