How to summon a neckbeard. . cts. l cis, icr" uxc. You must sacrifice a pony if you want to summon the most powerful neckbeard of them all. fuck fucking fucker fucked fucks neckbeards beta MTG is for bitches
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How to summon a neckbeard

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Submitted: 05/20/2014
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#2 - evilhomer (05/20/2014) [+] (16 replies)
You must sacrifice a pony if you want to summon the most powerful neckbeard of them all.
#28 - Jabberwocky (05/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Everybody knows if you want to summon something you have to use fetch lands. What a bunch of noobs.
User avatar #10 - matamune (05/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Basic lands ? what kind of casual are you trying to summon, here?
You guys need some rares and planeswalkers and **** to summon anything real
User avatar #12 - fyaq (05/21/2014) [-]
Being in the magic community makes me feel so much better about my physical appearance.
#3 - ganondork (05/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I like Magic and all, but some of the people that play it at my LGS... Like, **** .
User avatar #5 to #3 - krazzykyle (05/20/2014) [-]
I know that feeling. Luckily the more serious players at my shop are all pretty cool and actually have social skills.

Then there are the kids with the loli or waifu playmats and MLP sleeves.
#23 - boxmanfive (05/21/2014) [+] (11 replies)
u know what the sad part about this picture is? that someone owns a fedora and know that they are a plague on this plant.. at least its not contagious no neakbeard will ever reproduce.
User avatar #92 - clavatninenine (05/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>doesn't have an alpha Black Lotus in the center

lol your summoning circle won't work.
#51 - rockmanneos (05/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Always gives me a good feeling to know that other people on this site play Magic.
User avatar #14 - Metallicock (05/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It won't work with cheetos, you need doritos
#17 to #14 - warioteam (05/21/2014) [-]
dude are you even a neckbeard   
cheetos summon a lvl 2 neckbeard   
doritos are lvl 3   
but what you want to do is put a slightly sweat-dampened controller, preferably ps2 or gamecube, crush the bag half way and just throw the controller in.    
preform the ritual the same and summon betabeard, god of the friendzone.   
you can sell your soul to it and receive alpha status, but have axe spray ready to distract it so it doesnt internet rage your alpha before you can escape.
dude are you even a neckbeard
cheetos summon a lvl 2 neckbeard
doritos are lvl 3
but what you want to do is put a slightly sweat-dampened controller, preferably ps2 or gamecube, crush the bag half way and just throw the controller in.
preform the ritual the same and summon betabeard, god of the friendzone.
you can sell your soul to it and receive alpha status, but have axe spray ready to distract it so it doesnt internet rage your alpha before you can escape.
#86 - neefew (05/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Just set a fedora on fire in public, the one who puts it out is a neckbeard or a firefighter.
User avatar #91 to #87 - codyxvasco (05/21/2014) [-]
"DUDE MY WIFE'S IN THAT BURNING BUILDING! SAVE HER!!"

"She's an Christian. Let's wait and see if her imaginary god comes and saves her first."
#62 - soule (05/21/2014) [+] (47 replies)
I like Magic... And Mountain Dew... And Cheetos... And Margaritas.
#15 - lightarcanine (05/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Come on, now.

Junk commons and uncommons?

The rare is the Lavina of the Tenth deck promo?

That's weak.
#93 - ZalgotheImminent (05/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>White Blue
>Not Green Blue master race.
#18 - onlyanonymous (05/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
azorious is a pain to make right, izzet is were et izz at
#1 - onderdonk (05/20/2014) [-]
the prophecy! it is fulfilled!
the prophecy! it is fulfilled!
User avatar #170 - leonhardt (05/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Forgot the Wh40k figures and the MLP hugging pillow.
User avatar #174 to #173 - leonhardt (05/21/2014) [-]
**** . My joke is **** .
User avatar #128 - thinemother (05/21/2014) [+] (8 replies)
God I hate the taste of mountain dew. Can someone tell me why the gaming community like it so much?
#61 - megatheman ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
dude, you have to circle the whole thing with ultramarines to get good results, you want to at least get a /tg/ neckbeard out of this.
#52 - gibroner ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
An even easier way to summon them is to be at least a remotely attractive girl and go to a comic convention
An even easier way to summon them is to be at least a remotely attractive girl and go to a comic convention
#8 - smudgiemuffins (05/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Aren't these stereotypes a bit mismatched? I get the connection between the fedora and the cards, but aren't cheetos and mountain dew more often under the "dudebro" category? And I don't really get the goblet or gloves, they seem "gothy" if nothing else.

I'm just saying, you'll get some weird amalgamation of a man far too obsessed with ponies, black lipstick, and Call of Duty all at one time.
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