How to suicide
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someoneforamoment (08/26/2015) [-]
If I recall correctly, a little kid found the gun. I don't remember if he played with it though.
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demandsgayversion (08/26/2015) [-] "Looks like the victim recently purchased a tank of helium, a bunch of balloons and a gun. They must have done that thing everyone on the internet says. That would also explain the gun attached to a deflated balloon that was in the papers 2 towns over."
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wcpapier ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-] >buy 500 +balloons
>buy helium
>strap strings around neck
>you suffocate and fly away
>at one point the helium will be ineffective and you will drop down manny feet
>someone sees corpse falling
>many keks for many generation
>buy helium
>strap strings around neck
>you suffocate and fly away
>at one point the helium will be ineffective and you will drop down manny feet
>someone sees corpse falling
>many keks for many generation
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evenbiggerfagget ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-] But people will see the 500+ balloons right as you take off. it is probably best to disguise yourself as a makeshift hot-air balloon that way no one will suspect a thing and interfere until either the helium runs out or you drift into restricted airspace. why am i contributing to this?
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thatsovietguyisme (08/25/2015) [-] or i dont know... inhale the helium untill you die and thats it , no bothering about guns , no painfull strangulation , if you want to kill yourself that is , otherwise contact www.samaritans.org/ they can help you anonymously via mail . Good luck either way
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therealtjthemedic (08/26/2015) [-] They can help you commit suicide over email? Have viruses progressed this far?
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anon (08/26/2015) [-]
Police would find the balloons.
Better plan
>get a gun
>shoot yourself
>quickly throw the gun into a lake
>unsolvable case!
Better plan
>get a gun
>shoot yourself
>quickly throw the gun into a lake
>unsolvable case!
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anon (08/26/2015) [-]
>Get a small tape recorder
>record different clues. You can even hint you are a politician or something
>jam it in your throaat
>then kill yourself
>in authopsy they'll find the tape
>investigation will go on for years for the mysterious killers
>record different clues. You can even hint you are a politician or something
>jam it in your throaat
>then kill yourself
>in authopsy they'll find the tape
>investigation will go on for years for the mysterious killers
