How to spot a lesbian. .. Can I just say that I find those long nails to be disgusting as ? How to spot a lesbian Can I just say that find those long nails be disgusting as ?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#9 - morsa
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(07/27/2014) [-]
Can I just say that I find those long nails to be disgusting as ****?
#10 to #9 - huszti
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User avatar #28 to #9 - Darianvincent
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Agreed. Girls with witch nails are ******* creepy
User avatar #29 to #9 - asmodeu
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Damn straight they're disgusting. And when one the fake nails falls off, they ******* use super glue to put it back...
User avatar #42 to #9 - trollmobile
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you're not alone.
User avatar #22 to #9 - Tvfreek
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As a man with a girlfriend with long nails, her scratches are so much more effective and they feel like heaven on your back.
User avatar #23 to #22 - konradkurze
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you actually like girls tearing **** out of your back?
User avatar #24 to #23 - Tvfreek
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Shes gentle about it. Its probably the equivilent of being a dog and getting scratched behind the ears.
#25 to #24 - konradkurze
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well some girls scratch lightly so its not much different than you scratching an itch...while some girls are like a pissed off cat trying to attack you

one girl i ****** one time, i swear i was ******* freddy kruger with how she was scratching my back....total moodkiller

#56 to #25 - datmine
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***** imagine if that **** was lightning claws.
That **** cuts through flesh and bones easilly.
User avatar #66 to #25 - undeadwill
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You know that is the most impractical weapon ever? Like imagine that hooked up you hand as you swung it in bent your finger backwards. Unless it had a locking level on the inside.
But the prefect Hollywood weapon because its more symbolic then practical.
User avatar #67 to #66 - konradkurze
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plus the fact one cant stab with it

fingers dont have muscle on them to lock them into place....you'd need hulk steroid ligaments to not break your own fingers stabbing with it like freddy did
User avatar #70 to #67 - undeadwill
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Wolverine got it right blades at the knuckles so a stab is like a punch your whole body lines up with it. And when he swings his arm, the blades are lined up with his arm supporting them.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Tvfreek
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I mean that happens too, but im into it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - konradkurze
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i can see it now.....

in the retirement home.....one old man whips off his shift...shows his scars and says "i got these in iraq....the next old man whips off his shirt to show his scars and says 'i got these in afghanistan".....old man tvfreek whips off his shirt to shos his scars and says "i got these from a psycho bitch"
#14 to #9 - lucariopwnz
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User avatar #8 - meanberry
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She might have a bf who enjoy prostate stimuli.
User avatar #63 to #8 - kristovsky
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So, you are implying she has a gay boyfriend?
User avatar #69 to #63 - rdnyan
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You don't have to be gay to enjoy that...
User avatar #75 to #69 - kristovsky
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I don't understand why you would need PS if you are straight
User avatar #76 to #75 - rdnyan
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Well that's silly isn't it.

It feels good.
#31 to #8 - rdangerdash
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Any man who doesn't enjoy prostate stimulation clearly hasn't tried it.
User avatar #32 to #31 - meanberry
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I have tried it. I did not like it.
#60 to #31 - anon id: 7b6a521c
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Not all enjoy it. Some can feel it from the outside (pressing behind balls), some don't feel anything, some feel uncomfortable.
#38 to #8 - rainyeyes
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#39 to #8 - rainyeyes
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**rainyeyes rolled image**

How are shorter finger nails supposed to help her put on a strap-on?
#11 - officialjg
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If you know what I mean.
If you know what I mean.
#12 to #11 - fistoftheaxis
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**fistoftheaxis rolled image**EAT DA POO POO?!
#13 to #12 - officialjg
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User avatar #55 to #12 - datmine
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Nice roll mate.
#58 to #12 - anon id: 4caaff58
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That roll and that comment really go along very well
#15 - cobrien
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You can go much faster using the middle and ring fingers.
#73 to #15 - anon id: 8be41e21
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my fingers dont bend out of the way comfortably for these fingers
User avatar #41 to #15 - Greevon
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I love playing Spiderman!
User avatar #16 to #15 - stubop
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hesrightyouknow.jpg
#17 to #16 - inevernowutidoin
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it is better
#33 - rickastleylynched
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Maybe she's a bass player.   
   
I know 'fingerstyle' sounds like a lesbian term but it applies to the jazz world as well.
Maybe she's a bass player.

I know 'fingerstyle' sounds like a lesbian term but it applies to the jazz world as well.
User avatar #37 to #33 - jamesdabooty
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But i love Rob Trujillo
#51 to #33 - chiefbonebiter
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>implying only jazz basists use multiple fingers
#44 to #33 - lordtriggs
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>people who use a pick to play bass
>people who use a pick to play bass
User avatar #59 to #44 - thijsofbodom
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I play bass with a pick, it has more punch and as a guitar player, it's easier to play with a pick than learn to play with fingers
User avatar #64 to #59 - swagasauruss
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See I learned bass first and then guitar, and I have no idea how to play with a pick, granted I end up playing a lot of classical music you cant use a pick for.
#46 to #44 - anon id: 0f21b93d
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you get annoyed at **** no one even mentions. that's retarded.
#21 - katarinaismywaifu
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User avatar #35 to #21 - xikato
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trying to keep you at 0 is quite difficult, you post too much
User avatar #47 to #21 - robinwilliamson
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This isn't that inaccurate
#57 to #21 - lordoftheflies
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#34 to #21 - xcoreyx
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I quite dislike you
I quite dislike you
#30 to #21 - poutinesalad
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I'll give this guy some credit, he's extremely dedicated to poor attempts at trolling people
User avatar #19 - varrlegrimscythe
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Or she doesn't want to cut up her vag when she masturbates.
User avatar #52 - choclategum
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To the people saying just use your middle and ring finger, I don't know about you but that hand position is very painful to me.
#53 to #52 - lolsrsslybro
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is your hand retarded
#54 to #53 - choclategum
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#65 to #53 - itsbendingtime
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I know lots of guys who swear by the middle and ring finger but I always use the middle and forefinger because yes, my ring finger is retarded from when I dislocated it as a kid.
#61 to #53 - BruceLeroy
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I also find it uncomfortable, plus the index finger has way more precision. So shut up.
User avatar #7 - deadadventurer
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(07/27/2014) [-]
She still can't do the Shocker though.
User avatar #18 to #7 - auryn
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Sure she can.

It'll even enhance the shock.
User avatar #36 - Ninotori
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I'm not a lesbian but I can tell you from experience that it's actually easier and more controlled to use the middle finger and the ring finger not the index finger.
User avatar #40 to #36 - Greevon
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Yeah, much easier. But my ring finger gets tired, so then I switch to index and middle.
User avatar #43 to #36 - thebestpieever
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Nah, it's pretty uncomfortable to hold that horn hand position for long.
User avatar #45 to #36 - demandsgayversion
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As a critical thinker, that means you bowl.
User avatar #77 to #45 - Ninotori
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Periodically, but I would suggest instead that it means I masturbate.
#48 to #36 - melolicious
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I just shove my fist up and let her wiggle around until I feel liquid. See through liquid, good. Red liquid, 911.. again.
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