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How to screw with The NSA

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User avatar #2 - clechyl (08/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>inb4 he actually gets the video
#3 - benjamins (08/31/2014) [-]
You're gonna have an "accident"
#1 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
When you screw with the NSA, one of two things happens: they ignore you or you meet with an unfortunate accident.
User avatar #10 to #1 - papaspipi (08/31/2014) [-]
And most of the time they
#8 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Or you could not be an asshole and just let them do their god damn jobs.

That guy who blew the cover on this whole thing... everyone is calling him a ******* patriot and **** . This guy is not a patriot, he's a terrible person. He's a ******* asshole and idiot. The government was just trying to keep us safe but this guy ruined it and now everyone is over reacting to what the government did. I'm sorry that i'm not paranoid and think the world is out to get me... ******* nutcases. Calm down and get over yourself, you're not that important that they'd waste their time spying on you. This was supposed to protect us from terrorists and other things. If you have nothing to hide then there's no issue. I hope this guy is caught and thrown in prison for being a god damn traitor. If this loud mouth would have just kept his big mouth shut we would never even know they were there. They would be in the background never interacting with us as if they aren't even there. Now everyone is all paranoid.
User avatar #11 to #8 - deviousdanish (08/31/2014) [-]
Nice copypasta, anon.
#26 - thebroble (08/31/2014) [-]
His face when they reply
His face when they reply
User avatar #4 - captinchikin (08/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I have a friend who worked at the NSA. To be practical and save space, conversations and messages and text pieces etc that were currently being transferred were searched using a program for keywords like "bomb" or "jihad" etc, after that they usually get deleted. So chances are that the NSA doesn't have any of your stuff anymore.
#6 - neosonic ONLINE (08/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If the NSA actually would give out your information back to you, I might actually be okay with this..
#24 - immclovinit (08/31/2014) [-]
I am looking for a strip tease video i saw on fj a long time ago
#31 - clavatninenine (08/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The NSA gathers data but doesn't look at it unless you're flagged as a possible threat to national security in which case they will still only look at what's relevant to their case against you (if there even is one).

Seriously, the fact you little kids honestly think the NSA is putting the man hours in to watching everything you do every second of every do is pretty ******* sad and just goes to show that none of you really understand how the **** this **** works.
User avatar #29 - darksideofthebeast (08/31/2014) [-]
Do you guys just think they record your internet and everything you browse?
No, it's keywords and key sentences.
Like: "How to bomb America".
Putting that into google might cause them to look, but the rest, they could give a **** less.
#25 - onderdonk (08/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #23 - basicargentinian (08/31/2014) [-]
they'd just ignore this, probably one of their clerks would get a good sensiblechuckle.jpg before simply deleting the mail.
#22 - hentaisweetie (08/31/2014) [-]
**hentaisweetie rolled image** Was it this?
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