How to scare someone. . Sephy James Resolved Question Show me another it My brother thinks he' s home alone and doesn' t realise I' m in my room... how should I
x
Click to expand

How to scare someone

Sephy
James
Resolved Question Show me another it
My brother thinks he' s home alone and doesn' t
realise I' m in my room... how should I some him?
3 hours ago I: Report Abuse
BE st Answer - Chosen by Asher
Tap a large, preferably jagged, knife loudly on the nearest bathroom mirror. When you
hear him owning hide behind the shower curtain and put on a ski mask. When he
turns on the light lunge from behind the curtain and stab him repeatedly in the face,
r‘ -eel: and tshirt areas. He will NEVER see that owning.
I hours ago I: Report Abuse
His face was PRICELESS underneath all the blood.
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+1031
Views: 44838
Favorited: 70
Submitted: 10/13/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to phanact submit to reddit

Comments(57):

[ 57 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #3 - sockprague (10/14/2013) [-]
What a Psycho.
#38 to #3 - John Cena (10/14/2013) [-]
I dont get it
User avatar #44 to #38 - yisumad (10/14/2013) [-]
Psycho was a movie.
Watch it.
#43 to #3 - yisumad (10/14/2013) [-]
Nice.
Nice.
#6 - psykojet ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#8 - papaspipi (10/14/2013) [-]
Jame's FW
#11 to #8 - omnomonramen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
James' or James's
#23 - holmern (10/14/2013) [-]
His face underneath the blood.
His face underneath the blood.
User avatar #58 to #26 - slenderlovesyou (10/14/2013) [-]
You stop that
#25 - sanjuro (10/14/2013) [-]
in that situation that's exactly what'd I'd expect.
#9 - John Cena (10/14/2013) [-]
Ok going anon because some douche will cry thumbwhoring.

I scared the living daylights out of my husband a few days ago.

He'd be going on for weeks now about how when he showers alone and he's washing his hair with his eyes closed to avoid suds, he instantly starts to imagine the worst scary faces he can possibly imagine. I'm a big klutz and I'm always tripping over which he finds hilarious so I decided to get revenge.

We took a shower together after sex so he was nice and relaxed, no tension, guard was down. I talked to him all the time but when he started washing his hair I went quiet and started to put all my wet hair in front of my face ring style. He got quite the shock.
User avatar #18 to #9 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
the reason people think youre a thumbwhore is cause you mention unnecesary things like that you had sex before the shower and such
User avatar #19 to #18 - KazumaKyu (10/14/2013) [-]
It was not unnecessary, relating that they had had sex previously gave reason for them showering together, as well as the husband being relaxed and off his guard. Basic storytelling.
User avatar #20 to #19 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
not really, she couldve just said she was showering together with him, they are a married couple after all
User avatar #21 to #20 - KazumaKyu (10/14/2013) [-]
If they had not just had sex, the husband would not have been relaxed and off his guard while in the shower with his wife. He would instead have been quite tense and firmly focused on getting some shower nookie.
User avatar #22 to #21 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
doubtful, they are a married couple, they can be relaxed around each other and are used to each others bodies
#35 to #22 - awesomesaucetime (10/14/2013) [-]
clearly you are a child and know nothing about marriage.
User avatar #37 to #35 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
clearly you arent married
#39 to #37 - awesomesaucetime (10/14/2013) [-]
actually i am. have been for 5 years. while love is eternal, so is the fear of what your spouse will do next. when you have a marriage like mine, you keep it fresh by ******* with each other, therefore creating an otherwise un-relaxed environment. i scare my wife on a daily basis, and i count on her to do it to me as well.

tl;dr stop posting, ********
User avatar #46 to #39 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
so because your marriage works one way every other marriage in the world has to work that way?
#48 to #46 - awesomesaucetime (10/14/2013) [-]
you are literally too stupid to insult
User avatar #49 to #48 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
or youre to stupid to make up a proper insult
#51 to #49 - awesomesaucetime (10/14/2013) [-]
keep goin kid. every word you type further proves your stupidty.
User avatar #52 to #51 - admiralen ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
and the fact that you keep repeating yourself proves yours
#50 to #19 - John Cena (10/14/2013) [-]
love u hiei
#12 to #9 - wheredahoodat (10/14/2013) [-]
Wow.
#28 - davidavidson (10/14/2013) [-]
2SPOOK
#32 to #28 - rinaz (10/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#29 to #28 - davidavidson (10/14/2013) [-]
Just in case you weren't thoroughly SPOOKED
#30 to #29 - icheatjews (10/14/2013) [-]
Top lel

Thorough spooking has been dealt.
#33 - hardongo ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 - guyfunnyjunk (10/14/2013) [-]
If he thinks he's home alone I'm not sure you wanna interrupt him from what he's doing
#7 - dontnukeme (10/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#17 - jetthunder (10/14/2013) [-]
Didn't anyone see this part?
User avatar #27 to #17 - gaygayerson (10/14/2013) [-]
No, we didn't.

We're all blind.
User avatar #57 to #27 - articulate (10/14/2013) [-]
whsta wads tgae> u cabr geadr yiy un o=vkubd
#59 - mrimpossibro (10/14/2013) [-]
I can't...
I can't...
User avatar #40 - goodcheese (10/14/2013) [-]
won't that leave a scratch on the mirror?
User avatar #56 to #40 - articulate (10/14/2013) [-]
That's clearly the only flaw.
#34 - thattypeofdude (10/14/2013) [-]
That would be the perfect opportunity to put some porn on his computer and have his headphones or whatever are super loud
User avatar #24 - revengeforfreeze (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't get it. why'd he tape it to the reflectio nglass+
User avatar #15 - swagasauruss (10/14/2013) [-]
I like scaring people who come over to my house. About a month ago a friend decided to get back at me and scare the **** out of me late at night, all he did was jump out right in front of me and say boo. sadly the lights were off and I couldnt see what it was so he got punched..in the face..
[ 57 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)