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#171 - metacobalion (12/28/2015) [-]
Make the boards not **** .
If someone posts in a channel, say Animemanga as an example, put a link to the Anime & Manga board beside the channel link in the content.
Let users make threads in the boards, like that FJ 4chan clone that we had for a while.
Can we make new boards? Let us make new boards if we have high levels. Over 300?
That "Keep FJ Alive/Donate" thing makes it sound like the site is going to die any day now, while that may or may not be the case it will probably turn some new users off. Change it to just "Donate"
FJ App would probably help.
Ability to post .swf files. That would definitely help in **** .
Option to change the Top Uploads sidebar from 24 hours to 7 or 30 days, for users that don't browse daily but still want to see the best **** .
Ban Joshlol
If you do bring back the parties upload them as content later so people who missed them can still listen to them.
Fix the ******* gifs.
Make votes anonymous, that should slow down the Hive Mind effect and the "I'll thumb down everything you post as revenge for thumbing me down" things that happen sometimes. Still have the thumb count there obviously, just make it impossible for non mods to see who voted on it.
Put a link the steam group in the sidebar.
Put a link to the store in the sidebar.
Let users upload their own designs for the stuff in the store. (all proceeds for FJ kind of thing)
Can we get someone to fix the ******* chrome notification extension already?
Option to not see users below a certain level, for example below 0. **** *********** .
Can we have an options page instead of the popup?
Presets for the user profile themes.
Make it so that low rated comments, are always low on the page when viewing in Top rated order even if there is a comment with a high amount of thumbs replying to it. Star Wars and Fallout 4 got spoiled for me because of that **** .
Let anons browse **** , show them an "Are you willing" blah blah thing unless it would **** up the ads again.
User avatar #242 to #171 - xevilpenguinx (12/28/2015) [-]
I agree with everything but making votes anonymous.
User avatar #243 to #242 - metacobalion (12/28/2015) [-]
What logical purpose does it serve?
User avatar #258 to #243 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
hiding votes would be a great way to allow vote cheaters to take over the site nearly instantly
#361 to #258 - firezthehusky (12/28/2015) [-]
I love you admin...but

When will DJ Admin Return?
User avatar #262 to #258 - metacobalion (12/28/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #245 to #243 - xevilpenguinx (12/28/2015) [-]
The only thing that jumps to mind is selecting winners of givaways.
User avatar #247 to #245 - metacobalion (12/28/2015) [-]
I meant comment thumbs in my first post. I didn't even think about content ones. sorry for the misunderstanding there.
User avatar #248 to #247 - xevilpenguinx (12/28/2015) [-]
Ah, yeah, **** that noise. We should only be able to view who thumbs content, not comments.
#356 to #171 - megatronusoftarn (12/28/2015) [-]
I love you man!
#561 to #171 - ayyylien (12/28/2015) [-]
OR a much more realistic course of action...make me admin for a day
#565 to #563 - ayyylien (12/28/2015) [-]
and with that, the campaign begins
User avatar #257 to #171 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
all of that would take 1000s of hours
i do this for free and alone

> but admin let so and so random developer have access to your code, they said they were an expert

giving someone your code is a great way to get your site hacked and destroyed instantly

sony, target, steam, etc. all recently hacked or exposed user data
User avatar #312 to #257 - dafttpunkk (12/28/2015) [-]
>I want fj to expand why am i losing people wahh
>omg these changes youre telling me are too tough and im just one guy

You need a legitemate staff, you can reply like you do with everyone else saying "yeah but you dont understand kiddie i know more than you muh source code you cant code as good as me" it all reminds me when we regarded admin for what he actually was, a fickle autistic **** .
User avatar #452 to #312 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
oh that's a great idea man, i'm so sorry i'm autistic

are you going to give me 70k per year to pay each programmer?
User avatar #618 to #452 - dafttpunkk (12/29/2015) [-]
haha whyd you take your post down? I love knowing youre actually bothered by this. I'd get defensive if the only thing i worked on in my entire life and had to be proud for was failing massively as well lmao.
User avatar #574 to #452 - jaytothadee (12/29/2015) [-]
Im probably going to sound retarded but maybe if you let some trusted people help it would work better. Like people you know and trust. Let them work on certain things. Like still have moderators but also have a development team that would get paid. It doesnt have to be much just so they know that there is a trust. Turn it more into a buisness than a website.
User avatar #617 to #574 - admin [OP](12/29/2015) [-]
oh yeah it's ******* stupid, this site makes no money
User avatar #616 to #574 - admin [OP](12/29/2015) [-]
sure, as soon as someone makes their own site just like this one i'll trust them

i'll be waiting
User avatar #619 to #616 - jaytothadee (12/29/2015) [-]
hey dude idk man...you could swear them in with a bload oath or something idk.
#580 to #312 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
you live up to your name don't you
#537 to #312 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

ive been on plenty of websites and forums, specifically centered around private server gaming communities/forums. i can't count how many times staff members would try to destroy the entire server and website because they had a dispute with another staff member or the admin. people act very impulsively. i remember after that incident, staff members would go setup rival servers and there would be hacking wars. the people that just wanted to play the game couldn't because the higher ups were trying to measure whos dick was bigger and had to take it out on the playerbase. it's a terrible idea to invite a team of people you don't know to handle your business, especially if they aren't getting paid for it.

for instance, if i were to put it in terms of the FJ community. imagine admin hires some people like joshlol, sewallman, or soule to moderate or help with the site. these people get into disputes with each other, or with admin, and then they delete the whole website out of spite because they're upset. it happens more often than you think. admin should never give control over to random ppl and i have a feeling FJ has only existed this long because he hasn't done that.

source: gunz online private servers (was around early 2000s, ive since that left that scene for a long time now). was a total **** show.
User avatar #266 to #257 - metacobalion (12/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, I certainly didn't expect any of this to get implemented, this is just some ideas.
User avatar #274 to #266 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
they're good ideas
User avatar #420 to #274 - genesisfuz (12/28/2015) [-]
but honestly, you need to try and get legitimate staff, keep the source code away and only to you, which will allow you to feel safe, but have workers help u with the coding
User avatar #454 to #420 - brcstar (12/28/2015) [-]
Hiring developers and not letting them see the source code is like telling someone to remodel your bathroom without entering your house.
User avatar #457 to #454 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
how am i supposed to pay developers on a site that makes no money?

User avatar #458 to #457 - brcstar (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm not saying you should hire developers, I'm telling genesisfuz that what he said wasn't very smart.
User avatar #461 to #458 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
of course, i've yet to meet anyone on this site other than posttwo who knows the basics about coding or basic html
User avatar #463 to #461 - DisgruntledTomato (12/28/2015) [-]
Thing is dude, there are plenty of them, myself included. It's just you are at a bit of a pickle because obviously doing all the coding/dev work yourself is going to be a hassle.

If I were you, I'd look at doing another mod recruitment drive, for only people who know who to code css/html/javascript/php etc. Look to users with 5+ years coming to this site and you'll have trustworthy people I'm certain. What else can you do? I'm sure there are people who'd help on a part time basis without pay, just for the community. I'd offer my help but currently I'm studying a lot for university, however if you ever need a programmer just on a short term basis, let me know.
User avatar #464 to #463 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
i've never seen one skilled programmer on this site:

me: show me your github

not one person could produce any code to show

User avatar #469 to #464 - DisgruntledTomato (12/28/2015) [-]
Just because you haven't seen it first hand doesn't mean they don't exist. This site is full of low functioning turbo autismos, the chance that there are a few skilled programmers is pretty likely, just make a stickied post about recruiting devs, ask for evidence etc. If it's a no show, then you tried.
User avatar #476 to #469 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
once again, show me your github bro
User avatar #480 to #476 - DisgruntledTomato (12/28/2015) [-]
Here's my old one, not very interesting, I keep all of my work at uni I'm afraid. Had a relatively neat website some time ago, might add that to it.

github.com/jxcurran
User avatar #483 to #480 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
yeah bro, replace a few words in that code WOOO

github.com/jxcurran/oldcode/commit/13c0d9654f8530dad5e1b48d680a8a3b6abcc269
User avatar #490 to #483 - posttwo (12/28/2015) [-]
printf instead of println
Then using println with empty string next line

Not putting the path in a variable instead of copy pasting in thrre places

Posttwo judging face
User avatar #486 to #483 - DisgruntledTomato (12/28/2015) [-]
lol as I said old stuff
User avatar #488 to #486 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
yeah you're like the fatasses at the gym who can't even bench 300 lbs yet give me advice while i'm benching almost 400
User avatar #489 to #488 - DisgruntledTomato (12/28/2015) [-]
OK mate, good luck with the site.
User avatar #493 to #489 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
cool story bro
User avatar #495 to #493 - posttwo (12/28/2015) [-]
Now kiss!
User avatar #554 to #493 - paludan (12/28/2015) [-]
My latest shiet github.com/prozum/solitude
with a few uni buds for a project
User avatar #621 to #554 - paludan (12/29/2015) [-]
"admin has replied to your comment" invisible eh?
#468 to #464 - posttwo (12/28/2015) [-]
Tfw only started doing open source things this month out of boredom
Tfw writing stuff on your phone isn't actually that terrible
Tfw this jako dude has no idea what he wants anymore
#472 to #468 - posttwo (12/28/2015) [-]
Tfw you install notepad++ on your gfs laptop which is missing the two most essential keys to make a ****** api for a vbulletin based piracy forum imgur.com/Yv8FVOs

Tfw you've infected her and she's learning HTML now
Tfw code academy isn't that bad
User avatar #475 to #472 - posttwo (12/28/2015) [-]
atleast ; isnt gone
that would have been horrible
User avatar #473 to #472 - posttwo (12/28/2015) [-]
seriously tho, no ' and " and , and < key makes life hard
User avatar #477 to #454 - posttwo (12/28/2015) [-]
tfw I worked for someone so paranoid about their source code that he only gave me access to like 10 files and phpdocs
It was terrible
User avatar #328 to #257 - FunnyjunkAdvisor ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
What people fail to understand is that, Source Code is the end all to information. If someone has access to source code then they can change anything.

If Admin truly could afford professional developers, These professionals sign a NDA(Non-Disclosure Agreement). However, We are talking thousands of dollars. Money which admin doesn't have.

I wonder how many people remember "TheDesigner"? Ive followed Funnyjunk since I was a 6th grader and now Im turning 21. I know you can do it admin. We are proud of you and you do an amazing job! I couldnt imagine going without funnyjunk!
User avatar #517 to #257 - atsshole (12/28/2015) [-]
You could always just ban joshlol i think that would bring back at least a couple thousands users.
#377 to #257 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
do a static code analysis to find leaks, fix em first, then start getting some people in and let them only work via git only allowing them to make pull requests
User avatar #352 to #257 - digitalfalcon (12/28/2015) [-]
See, I've only been here a few days and reading this post and this comment (both of them) makes me wonder.

Why even bother then? yeah it would take a while but go and make a list, prioritize things in a manner of which is the most important in your mind, dont look at it in the entirety. look for the long term investment of it.

and while you're just one guy doing this alone, there are probably some ways to hire people and make a legal thing they have to sign stating that at no point during "employment" are they allowed to use source code for their own desires and if they do they can be fined up to X amount. I'm almost certain there are laws that revolve around that so you can be protected.

If you're worried about your site then dont make a post saying "how to revive it?" and then say something like this when someone makes very good ideas, You dont HAVE to work on it alone, you choose to, just like how I chose to try to make a game in rpg maker mv alone, that went good for all of 3 weeks then i stopped because it became too much for one person to work on.

While this is likely my first comment i do think that you should look at all the options, if you truly do want to keep the site going then go out and get help or like i said, take it one thing at a time.

Then again, im not the one who owns the site so i probably shouldn't be going and giving you "advice" on this. Just my thoughts, the be all end all decision is ultimately up to you.
User avatar #462 to #352 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
yeah you're right man

just give me the money to hire developers on a site that makes no money and i'll get started
User avatar #576 to #462 - dmkstarstar (12/29/2015) [-]
Just pay them a dollar for every day they work.
If you hire 5 people and each of them works for 20 days total a month.
You'll only have to pay out 100 out of your paycheck a month.
Funnyjunk isn't a business anyway so who cares how much you pay them.
I'd be absolutely glad to get 20 extra dollars each month. Most or part of this was sarcasm
User avatar #478 to #257 - zenthos (12/28/2015) [-]
Admin,
is there really info on this site that could hurt anyone?
I think the answer is no.
Worse case they get your FJ cache and everyones email and password for this site.
So people get more spam mail to go into their junk folder. And those dump people who use the same password for everything "might" get boned.

So if saving FJ means finding other programmers or going open source is that risk then its really not any worse then for someone to simply use the internet.

Is your fear that you will be Doxxed?
Why are you such a shadow man?
User avatar #485 to #478 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
if i'm so ****** and dumb just go make your own fj

why do you need me?


it's that simple bro

#620 to #485 - zenthos (12/29/2015) [-]
I never said you where a ****** person!?

I said a "shadow man". Like has in a shadow, hidden, mysterious.

I also never said you where dumb.

I like FJ a lot. And I admire you even though I don't know anything about you.
I just got my associates majoring in comp sci (R.I.P. my life).

Like, I don't know much about web development (thanks education) but it always been my understanding that large websites take many people to run and work on.

I think its incredibly impressive that you alone made this website and from what I understand on your own. But I am not saying sell out I was just saying that its ok to seek partners. You are clearly smart for not trusting people. People are **** . But some, only a few are ok. I am saying you should find a few homies that would help you.

I was also asking why you choose to be such a shadow man (mysterious about your identity).

Brah
User avatar #429 to #257 - godisbert (12/28/2015) [-]
Can't you just get one of the existing futaba board scripts, slap some FJ colors on it and call it a board?
#190 to #171 - thejusticar (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
someone get this man more green thumbs, we need admin to see this as soon as possible.
User avatar #399 to #190 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-]
Yes
#180 to #171 - gameshredder (12/28/2015) [-]
Promote this man!
User avatar #175 to #171 - godisbert (12/28/2015) [-]
Admin, make a mod out of this man
#177 to #175 - metacobalion (12/28/2015) [-]
Oh stop you're making me blush.
#29 - Accidentalninja (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
Leaving FJ? Filthy traitors
#193 to #29 - dankmemepepe (12/28/2015) [-]
I though leaving was impossible?
#337 to #193 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
You can't leave...just die from autism overload
User avatar #12 - brcstar (12/28/2015) [-]
Serious answer, I bet we could get a lot more users if there was an FJ app.
#434 to #12 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
great, more normal fag cancer from leddit and 4chan. thanks.
User avatar #534 to #434 - maxismahname (12/28/2015) [-]
I really enjoy our community, but if spoiling it means keeping this site alive, then so be it. if anything, the normal fags will be converted into FJ fags, or our community will still be alive and well even with the normal fags
User avatar #501 to #12 - posttwo (12/28/2015) [-]
I was kinda playing around with the idea of making a wrapper around the site
Just embed a webbrowser without the url bar that opens external links in other browser, inject css to make it look different, laugh.
User avatar #438 to #12 - stanpede (12/28/2015) [-]
no ad block on a funnyjunk app, just saying....
#581 to #438 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
admin, he's right you know
#479 to #12 - fridayhype (12/28/2015) [-]
While I agree, I use the site on my android phone with almost no problems.

With or without an app, the layout is excellent for mobile devices and browing here will always be more fluid than any other website other than maybe 9gag. Using reddit or youtube on the phone gives me cancer.
#32 to #12 - mariopimp (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
I third this.
User avatar #141 to #12 - shyyguy (12/28/2015) [-]
Honestly, please get rid of video ads too. On mobile, it eats up a **** ton of data. I'd be super happy if you did.
User avatar #87 to #12 - psychotayto (12/28/2015) [-]
This right here.
an fj app would be awesome
User avatar #140 to #12 - smithsan (12/28/2015) [-]
I agree
#30 to #12 - communismisaparty (12/28/2015) [-]
I second that opinion wholeheartedly.
User avatar #36 to #12 - thatonecommunist (12/28/2015) [-]
I was surprised when I got a phone that there wasn't one, and that was like a year ago.

Kinda ridiculous that we still don't have one.
#86 to #12 - niblic (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
Always thought the same thing. With the crowd base here making a free app with the help of the users of FJ it would be done in no time. Also cross platformed. If admin posted a link to a thread three times a week that was a base to discuss this kind of app and show examples of work, FJ would build a strong team, through the power of deduction, to make this dream of so many come true.

User avatar #22 to #12 - iflirtwithanyone (12/28/2015) [-]
I second this. Though the site works pretty well on mobile
User avatar #38 to #22 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
Moderately well. There are issues with sizing for content and comments, and the interface isn't as well designed as some other mobile apps. ifunny for example, as much as it reminds me of 9gag, has a very simple interface: content, votes, and swiping. Here we have the thumbs and arrows, which are relatively small and not as effective as other sites.

Plus, creating an app means that we're on the marketplace, and have a lot more visibility. At the same time though, some of the comments here are a bit toxic. I'm not saying that we should restrict comments at all, but maybe make them not immediately visible next to content on mobile? Convince less people that we're paranoid psychopaths?
User avatar #52 to #38 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
it's tough cuz those sites had millions of dollars in investment money

i could **** out like 100 FJ like sites with that sort of money and flood the web
User avatar #92 to #52 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
I know, and it's incredibly admirable what you've been able to do with that small an investment, but we should always keep the flaws in mind if we want to expand as a site. We have issues with a shrinking userbase, and I'm sure we have before and survived, but if we want to do it again we should be realistic.

The site's beautiful on PC, not so much so on iOS and android, and that's where the market is. If we want to take the mobile market, we have to consider the flaws the site has on mobile.
User avatar #103 to #92 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
i never had an investment but thanks
User avatar #107 to #103 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
You know, you've asked for money before and it hasn't worked because people thought you weren't really having problems.

BUT, if you asked for money to expand the site instead of maintaining it, you might find that some people are more willing to donate for the sake of the site.
User avatar #241 to #103 - talldumbdork ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Id give you like 10 bucks to make an app for this website. If i knew it would help my mobile experience sure, even if it was like a kickstarter thing.
User avatar #233 to #103 - superanonymouspers (12/28/2015) [-]
Admin, I go to a school with a lot of mobile app developers and I'm sure you'd be able to get one of them to develop a mobile app for FJ
User avatar #254 to #233 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
giving someone your code is a great way to get your site hacked and destroyed instantly
#365 to #254 - animesource ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
If giving source makes your website vulnerable then it is vulnerable to begin with, just no one bothered to hack it yet.
User avatar #450 to #365 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
no just no
#487 to #450 - animesource ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
How about fixing that bug? My video keeps screaming "failed to create thumbnail".
User avatar #273 to #254 - superanonymouspers (12/28/2015) [-]
While true, you don't have to give it to me. Not only that, I can give you a time stamp to show you proof. these are all people wanting to get their names out there and want to show they can program. and i'm sure a lot of people do it.
User avatar #276 to #273 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
if you're not a noob you post your code on github
User avatar #281 to #276 - superanonymouspers (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm just offering a way to help build a mobile app if you have 0 idea how to do it yourself.

I go to Full Sail University btw, so feel free to look it up if you want. I wouldn't mind doing some advertising for you.
User avatar #294 to #281 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
i appreciate it m8
User avatar #296 to #294 - superanonymouspers (12/28/2015) [-]
No problem. I've been on the site forever and I'd love to see it get popular. Not to mention it'd be cool to play some part in keeping it alive.
User avatar #342 to #281 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
DUDE

ME TOO
User avatar #358 to #342 - superanonymouspers (12/28/2015) [-]
Woah. what program are you in?
User avatar #363 to #358 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Film
User avatar #366 to #363 - superanonymouspers (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm in computer animation. How long have you been going?
User avatar #367 to #366 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
ive been online for 6 months, I start my first campus class in january
User avatar #368 to #367 - superanonymouspers (12/28/2015) [-]
Nice! Congratulations man, I hope you enjoy it! a friend of mine is graduating in june of 2016
User avatar #369 to #368 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
cool, good luck to you too
User avatar #283 to #276 - superanonymouspers (12/28/2015) [-]
I've seen a couple people browsing FJ at school too.
User avatar #173 to #52 - thejusticar (12/28/2015) [-]
alright new plan, admin creates 100 funnyjunk copys with names fake names, people go to bigbootyasianbitches.com and boom its really just funnyjunk in disguise. its a bulletproof plan
User avatar #66 to #52 - iflirtwithanyone (12/28/2015) [-]
Theoretically, how much would you need for an app?
User avatar #75 to #66 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
probably just months of my time to create some wrapper for the site

because to hire someone who could do it, review their code, go through 100s of applicants, would take just as long
User avatar #392 to #75 - thenamlessguy (12/28/2015) [-]
I'll do it for free. Mostly because I want an app badly.
I only know android though, haven't tried making one for apple stuff.
User avatar #319 to #75 - novus (12/28/2015) [-]
Well dude, there's no time to start taking up months of your time like the present.
User avatar #91 to #75 - iflirtwithanyone (12/28/2015) [-]
I might be willing to help out with it, I'll look at some stuff when I get home tonight
#44 to #38 - djmaryhikineet (12/28/2015) [-]
but we are paranoid psychopaths.
User avatar #46 to #38 - jdrinfantry (12/28/2015) [-]
The comments are what I enjoy, even if they're sometimes toxic. The best content is often supplied with 10x better comments.
User avatar #364 to #46 - nanako (12/28/2015) [-]
>toxic
wut?
User avatar #41 to #38 - iflirtwithanyone (12/28/2015) [-]
I agree it would be a good idea, especially if I could get my notifications without opening it up. I haven't had any problems with sizing but my phone is pretty big so I probably just don't notice it. Formatting could definitely be worked on a bit, and more simplistic could be nice
User avatar #228 to #22 - goldenslumbers ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
I can't use my coloured text because of mobile fj.
User avatar #263 to #228 - iflirtwithanyone (12/28/2015) [-]
What? Why?
User avatar #409 to #263 - goldenslumbers ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
I've tried to select the coloured text through the buttons at the top there and through my profile. Nothing seems to work and the apply button doesn't show up.
User avatar #35 - Bobtheblob (12/28/2015) [-]
-Revive the steam group, advertise it better. I never even knew we had one half the time. Feature games, start a Funnyjunk curator group, 'Admin Recommends' or some **** . Thehumanidiot just made a game, have game night with it, stream, feature it.
-Start a lets plays youtube channel. Bring back funnyjunk parties.
-Bring back negative level muting. **** posters drive away new members.
-Official Funnyjunk app.
-Stop with the MP4 gifs. I miss my gifs.
-No more stickies papa admin.

User avatar #101 to #35 - niggastolemyname (12/28/2015) [-]
i already have 50 something webms that are gifs
admin imo it's either an option for new users or keep the mp4s, cuz it's lower filesize in the longterm helps.
#601 to #35 - themilkisdead (12/29/2015) [-]
We have a Steam group? I'm not even joking
User avatar #611 to #601 - Bobtheblob (12/29/2015) [-]
This is exactly what I'm talking about. It's advertised so little that 95% of the userbase doesn't even know it exists. That's probably why all 3 TF2 servers, and both CS:GO servers died.

steamcommunity.com/groups/adminsminions
User avatar #550 to #35 - timmity (12/28/2015) [-]
I cannot yes this enough.
User avatar #85 to #35 - canyou (12/28/2015) [-]
Stickies are fine
User avatar #164 to #35 - thejusticar (12/28/2015) [-]
or just ip ban 1 ********** because its pretty much like 3 people with tons of accounts.
User avatar #64 to #35 - fantasticfox ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
I gotta say no on that last one, stickies are fine
User avatar #57 to #35 - Kirbyman (12/28/2015) [-]
In addition, FJ game tournaments.

We did one for dota last year, and it was pretty cool.
User avatar #300 to #57 - sphincterface (12/28/2015) [-]
I remember that, that was pretty fun.
User avatar #56 to #35 - xedeid (12/28/2015) [-]
I like stickies
I agree with everything else though
User avatar #79 to #35 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
no more stickies? ??
#98 to #79 - Bobtheblob (12/28/2015) [-]
Keep the stickies, I can't say no to that face.
#89 to #79 - djmaryhikineet (12/28/2015) [-]
nah addy most people don't mind stickys you can keep them
#380 to #89 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Plus, they don't even show up unless you bother to log in.
User avatar #133 to #79 - canyou (12/28/2015) [-]
Stickies are the best though, don't listen to Bob
#610 to #79 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Admin you should make an app that way people can take FJ on the go and there can be ads on the app
#189 to #35 - elpollolocoloco (12/28/2015) [-]
official funnyjunk app. Official Funnyjunk App. OFFICIAL FUNNYJUNK APP.
User avatar #72 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
In all honestly I'll probably, sometime in the next few months:
- Allow users to create a channel/board and add custom css.
- Make it so you can login to FJ from other domains and setup your board/channel on another domain.

But if anyone cares:
- More user options: coming tonight, ability to see GIFs instead of mp4, turn off "your content has reached top 200" notifications, etc.
User avatar #587 to #72 - newtamalego (12/29/2015) [-]
The first one sounds like it would just dilute the boards even further

Idk if it's a good idea
#211 to #72 - ratytang ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
make this an emote, it will bring people back, i promise. also its the xmas holidays people are on vacation, only thing i can suggest is rewards for hitting top 20, make people post if they think they will get something out of it, special badge or the ability to change fonts if you hit it otherwise people see no point in even trying.
User avatar #253 to #211 - bodox (12/28/2015) [-]
Colored text
User avatar #272 to #253 - ratytang ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
but anyone can get coloured text, one decent post is coloured text, so there is no incentive to post like crazy to hit top 20, you cant hit top 20 posting once a day you need to post at least 10 times and they ALL need to get at least the 750 thumbs, if there was a reward for hitting top 20 that no one else could have except for being in that spot, people would fight to keep it posting way more then usual thus keeping this site alive.
User avatar #278 to #272 - bodox (12/28/2015) [-]
Dude i post like once a week and have enough colored text to get me through the end of march
#287 to #278 - ratytang ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
you do realise that top 10 in 24 hours is not the same as the real top 20 in 90s days? the one on your profile
User avatar #284 to #278 - ratytang ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
wtf does coloured text have to do with being top 20 on funnyjunk?
User avatar #295 to #284 - bodox (12/28/2015) [-]
You kept babbling on about a reward for posting content and i was saying that colored text is that reward but i did not know you where talking about overall top 20
User avatar #280 to #272 - bodox (12/28/2015) [-]
And im on the front page in the top 10 at least twice a month
User avatar #343 to #72 - terribletim (12/28/2015) [-]
deals.kinja.com/sundays-best-deals-gaming-peripherals-wake-up-light-1749836476

Start selling peripherals again or something, not sure how that's not making money since everyone is buying **** for the holidays
User avatar #471 to #72 - ndiliciousa (12/28/2015) [-]
Admin, I think it's time to offer new kinds of content on FJ. Users grow bored of reposts eventually, so we need something new to hook them.

Some kind of platform for blogs maybe?
User avatar #81 to #72 - djmaryhikineet (12/28/2015) [-]
the log in through google doesnt work on mobile, plus password reset is broken both mobile and pc
User avatar #93 to #81 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
what email address did you try from
User avatar #100 to #93 - djmaryhikineet (12/28/2015) [-]
the one linked with this account. i don't want to give it out to all of fj b/c it may haunt me in teh future
User avatar #150 to #100 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
so you didn't get an e-mail? or the link was broken?
User avatar #151 to #150 - djmaryhikineet (12/28/2015) [-]
never got it and i tried many times
User avatar #156 to #151 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
can you try once more so I can dig through the e-mail log and see what happened?
User avatar #172 to #156 - djmaryhikineet (12/28/2015) [-]
ok so it worked with chrome but not through firefox or mobile
User avatar #191 to #172 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
meaning you tried on mobile or firefox and it send it sent an e-mail but you did not get it?

if so, can you try once more on those browsers? browser should not make a difference
User avatar #197 to #191 - djmaryhikineet (12/28/2015) [-]
just did fire fox and it didnt send
User avatar #251 to #197 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
Did it say it sent when you used the form?
User avatar #267 to #251 - djmaryhikineet (12/28/2015) [-]
oh i think it sent the firefox one but it told awhile to show it though previous times it didnt, though it took longer then with chrome
User avatar #255 to #251 - djmaryhikineet (12/28/2015) [-]
yes but still didnt send it
User avatar #194 to #191 - djmaryhikineet (12/28/2015) [-]
just did mobile and its didn't send
#232 to #72 - gotmelikeayelmao (12/28/2015) [-]
Also maybe do some sort of raffle pool, everyone puts in money (even a little works) and then we get a randomly generated set of numbers. A small percentage can be put towards advertising, and site expenses. The winning number set will be randomly generated.
User avatar #345 to #72 - badboywantsu ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
i'd like to see a better done funnyjunk merch site as in better quality stuff then the old one and if a user gets top content on the front page on a busy day/weekend getting the possibility to add a picture to put on merch to sell.
#474 to #72 - gmrain (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
Are you gonna be adding **** channels tonight?
Not wondering for me, just for a friend.
#594 to #72 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Of course you lost users, the site has been a sack of **** :
-added webm and auto converted gifs, but they wouldn't play for people for over a month (Firefox) and will never play again for people on Win XP (it's the h.264 codec, it's not because it's mp4, which you lied to people about)
-gifs auto converted to webm created a huge hassle for people who just wanted gifs, because you were too ******* cheap to buy an extra 4-8TB hard drive or two for disk space. You should have only added mp4 for videos people wanted to upload, not to save your ******* ****** disk space for gifs. What did you save buddy? Only 100-400 dollars? **** you.
-made images just suddenly turn off if too many are on a page with no way to turn it off completely. How about you just fix your ****** ajax, scripts, and styles so they don't lag the browser to death. I mean you're already lazy loading the images, I don't know what ******** you told people about 'it's a caching problem' (when images aren't loaded until they're visible).
-Wonder why your site is ****** when you have a bipolar problem of **** talking people on the suggestion forum during your 'episodes' (including saying you don't need people's filthy donations) and then during your opposite episodes you're begging for people to turn off adblock and sucking dick for donations like a crack whore.
#208 to #72 - kinginthenorth (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm liking the idea of the channel / boards. It makes channels a bit more of a community, rather than a filter for content.

Advertise boards / channels better though. They're things that create a community with similar interests. I'm much more likely to go to /a/ on 4chins instead of /anime/ or /animemanga/ when i feel like finding new stuff. Bring back HD WEBBUMS as well. The only slow uploads are webms that are like 15MB+. If those get cached, it shouldn't be an issue of speed in the end.
#230 to #72 - gotmelikeayelmao (12/28/2015) [-]
We need to advertise more broadly, fj isn't a commonly known site. If we get new people to check it out we may increase user activity. Also we should try to come up with an app, if possible.
User avatar #315 to #72 - averagesizedpenis (12/28/2015) [-]
What if you re-vamp DJAdmin? I really enjoyed it when it was a thing. The main problem with it in my opinion was the inability to actually get involved with it though. If you can make it more interactive it could be a huge thing.
User avatar #500 to #315 - gmrain (12/28/2015) [-]
DJ4DM1N HELL YEH
User avatar #424 to #72 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/28/2015) [-]
Stop incentivising troll accounts with titles like dark lord. People like fedoralover scare new users away because they make us look like a bunch of autists.
#404 to #72 - zenler ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
oi faggot try marketing strats

maybe add titles to people, like u can show ur date enlisted, thumb level, random x event name after completed it, guild/clan name etc


since there is a diverse range of people browsing, perhaps add an icon for what country ip people are from

the small things

expand on the mods

marketing mods

anti faggot mods

admin sucking dick mods

admin royal guard mods

funny mafia clan mod

maybe add clans/guilds - expand on channels

give people a reason to browse other than mindless funny ? iunno

pic unrelated

my acc is close to 9 years old so i give somewhat of a crap

User avatar #435 to #404 - mrlosthaze (12/28/2015) [-]
i want a number next to my name that shows how many hours of my life i have wasted spent on this site... we'll call it your faggot awesomeness level
User avatar #544 to #404 - tropenthatshtup (12/28/2015) [-]
Start paying mods? That never works does it?
User avatar #582 to #544 - thejusticar (12/29/2015) [-]
that would just increase the site costs. most mods here do pretty good for being free mods
User avatar #583 to #582 - tropenthatshtup (12/29/2015) [-]
Yeah just a joke, I've heard of very few organizations that do so and it usually doesn't work. Unless they give them the title "community manager"
User avatar #545 to #544 - zenler ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
lol nah
User avatar #567 to #72 - pornhubtimemachine (12/28/2015) [-]
I want my old name back! Theycallmemighty
User avatar #481 to #72 - wastelandgunner ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
I would try to expand into other realms such as social media. Although, what do I know, I'm just a user here.
User avatar #322 to #72 - brobyddark (12/28/2015) [-]
How about rewards for having levels in content and comments? Like, special emoticons or more rolls?

And how about goals and quests on the item game that can get you certain items that are usually very rare?
#221 to #72 - kingxcvii (12/28/2015) [-]
Well if you really want to gain more traffic I advise you get some normies like me encouraged to join. Make a FaceBook page and post pics , memes , videos and what ever it takes. Like a legit FunnyJunk twitter , FaceBook tumblr . You need to keep up with the times admin.
User avatar #224 to #72 - anlbomber (12/28/2015) [-]
gifs instead of mp4 and custom CSS would be great
#482 to #224 - ninjaflapjack (12/28/2015) [-]
maybe an option to convert it to or download it as a gif to keep the site running fast.
User avatar #82 to #72 - MuahahaOfLore (12/28/2015) [-]
can we edit notifications?

I dont need to see a friend uploading 1 content per minute for 2 hours
User avatar #94 to #82 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
settings you can turn it off there
#403 to #94 - moocowsz ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Honestly, there just isn't that much funny stuff to repost on this site lately is the main reason.

Memes have died down somewhat and sites like 4chan and reddit haven't had much good material either.

I've noticed that when browsing the front page, i get from content with 1k thumbs to content with ~350 thumbs a lot quicker than i had a year ago.

Have you tried taking demographics on the types of users, such as if they play video games or watch anime and what kind? Perhaps it would shed some light on the direction of the site and whether or not to bring in more of that group or strengthen the weaker areas.
User avatar #97 to #82 - billyblooper (12/28/2015) [-]
You can do that already. Use the settings button up the top left.
User avatar #135 to #72 - brcstar (12/28/2015) [-]
That's a nice idea, It'd be sick to set up a board on my domain.
User avatar #316 to #135 - ratytang ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
your text colour looks dirty for some reason
User avatar #555 to #72 - jasonmaki (12/28/2015) [-]
special emotes for people who donate like how twitch's subscriber system.
User avatar #575 to #72 - tapberry (12/29/2015) [-]
advertis on 4chan
User avatar #460 to #72 - heine (12/28/2015) [-]
Make the color schemes we set in our member's areas apply to the whole site!
User avatar #553 to #72 - sushininja (12/28/2015) [-]
Make Anon's votes be 3/5 of a normal user.
#344 to #72 - lollypopalopicus (12/28/2015) [-]
Well giving posters a very small portion of add revenue if they make the front page might help encourage more quality content (or thumb whoring). I can see it going wither way and either helping or hurting, so try it out for a bi and see what happens.
User avatar #459 to #72 - heine (12/28/2015) [-]
More parties!
User avatar #227 to #72 - quackyquack (12/28/2015) [-]
just let this website die
User avatar #299 to #227 - zenthos (12/28/2015) [-]
**** you
User avatar #318 to #299 - quackyquack (12/28/2015) [-]
whatever
User avatar #425 to #72 - kennyh (12/28/2015) [-]
Make an app. Everyone I know uses Imgur because of the app. No one uses computers anymore.
User avatar #585 to #72 - exstacy (12/29/2015) [-]
HOW BOUT YOU BRING BACK/FIX THE ******* VOICE RECORDING FOR COMMENTS?! YOU **** PROGRAMMER!
#360 to #72 - blackfacetito (12/28/2015) [-]
I wanna buy fj merch.
User avatar #542 to #72 - tropenthatshtup (12/28/2015) [-]
Didn't asking people to post comps and tag them or watermark them as FJ work a few months (or a year) ago?
Actually I think it was just the comps, the watermarking sounds ****** also yeah people leave sites during December to focus on shopping, finishing up the semester or quarter.
They'll be back, they always come back.
User avatar #339 to #72 - terribletim (12/28/2015) [-]
I wish I could get some colored text for coming up with witty banter on comments section once in a while
User avatar #419 to #72 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
why dont you just sellout?
User avatar #333 to #72 - otakuweaboo (12/28/2015) [-]
yeah cause ******* anime/manga channel gets hella packed
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User avatar #329 to #72 - darksideofthebeast (12/28/2015) [-]
ban quackyquack.
#370 to #72 - catburglarpenis (12/28/2015) [-]
> Offers to get naked on camera
> Doesn't

Admin you ******* tease gimme that dick
User avatar #15 - endersditto (12/28/2015) [-]
FJ parties
User avatar #45 to #15 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
i have dj admin chained up in my basement
User avatar #49 to #45 - endersditto (12/28/2015) [-]
kinky
User avatar #551 to #45 - jonnyfrosty (12/28/2015) [-]
Unleash the beast
User avatar #538 to #45 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/28/2015) [-]
It's time to let him loose
User avatar #33 - AngryRedMidget (12/28/2015) [-]
I think a fair amount of people have left the site because of the shift of personality we've had recently, we've gone from making fun of race and sex, to just saying unfunny racist and sexist **** . The increase in overly right wing **** also makes a lot of people think we're more juvenile then the site really is.
User avatar #125 to #33 - thepizzadevourer (12/28/2015) [-]
Do you think negative-level muting would help with that? On the one hand, it might amount to mob-driven gags, but on the other, we wouldn't have issues with consistently stupid people.
User avatar #165 to #125 - AngryRedMidget (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm not saying don't be negative, I'm saying that I've noticed people are just straight saying, **** all muslims and blacks, they're sub human trash. That's a far cry from Ahmed giving only one demonstration of suicide bombing to his expectant class, or Jamal tripping as he runs down the street because his pants are too far down.
#206 to #165 - niblic (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
I couldn't agree with you more mate.

I'm from England, and i see a lot of Americans on here, I can tell they are from the comments which they have made. And you are right, it is the straight out blatant racism, no set up to class it as a joke or banter, just ******* fear and aggression in a couple of words.


I dont think this site should cut back on any viewing rights, I think the people that use this sight grow the **** up a little and start making this the amazing place it was a few years ago.
User avatar #235 to #206 - horsecrab (12/28/2015) [-]
"I'm from England, and I can tell which comments are American by how racist they are."

Oh come on, as if European's don't have their share of prejudice from Muslim immigrants. Careful when you step down from your horse, it's quite high.
#305 to #235 - vorarephilia (12/28/2015) [-]
whatever, point is, no one wants to wake up every day to "daily reminder 828349" or "jews are the problem in every problem". It has reached obnoxiously high levels. And it comes from the same few users! I was worried when I started blocking their content that the front page was going to be gutted of the good content, but nope, FJ returned to what it was back when i first started coming on. ****** memes and occasionally a touch of feminism bashing. Much better than "EUROPOOR RAPPED BY SAND ******* LOL" every 3 posts.

I was legit thinking of leaving for reddit and/or getting a life before I could block content. ME! THINKING OF GETTING A LIFE! that is just sad.
User avatar #196 to #165 - thepizzadevourer (12/28/2015) [-]
Same. I'm rather right-wing myself, but more and more commonly I'm seeing stormfront-level crap making mid-or-top comment, and I hate it. Even if it is in jest (which is getting more and more difficult to believe) it's just disgusting. In my book, disagreeing with, or even mocking people is fine. But blatant racism, even jokingly, is just distasteful, and will only hurt things in the long run.
User avatar #210 to #196 - guillem (12/28/2015) [-]
The right wing needs more people like you, honestly. It is disheartening to read the comment sections in some posts, where all logic and humanity is downthumbed and the comments with the most thumbs are those such as "we should wipe Muslims off the planet", " ******* are sub-human", "the only race capable of civilization is the white", etc. Luckily, people like you still exist on this site! Have my thumb
User avatar #265 to #165 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
mostly all just one guy or a few guys with anon proxies

they're long gone, or i'd like to see them try it again
User avatar #290 to #265 - vorarephilia (12/28/2015) [-]
Yeah no kidding, I blocked 3 user's content and the front page improved dramatically.

3 users really should not be able to **** this place up so badly.
User avatar #209 to #33 - guillem (12/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, probably, it is going from ***** and giggles to full on Hitler-did-nothing-wrong. There are still plenty of users that disapprove of this and comment whenever such posts appear, yet the people agreeing with them seem to be more and more lately.
User avatar #47 to #33 - keatontheghostfox (12/28/2015) [-]
I don't know we're pretty juvenile
User avatar #43 to #33 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
there was a lot of ******** vote cheating going on which i recently fixed
User avatar #63 to #43 - epicactual (12/28/2015) [-]
May I ask what that is? I actually don't know
User avatar #134 to #63 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
comment vote cheating by anonymous thumbs
User avatar #136 to #134 - epicactual (12/28/2015) [-]
oh, that makes sense. Good work addy
User avatar #77 to #43 - AngryRedMidget (12/28/2015) [-]
Nice stuff, I've never really noticed vote cheating and **** , but I can imagine the years of 6000+ thumb FP was partially (or mostly) rigged.
User avatar #214 - puckisthis (12/28/2015) [-]
have you tried turning funnyjunk off and on again?
User avatar #23 - papufranku (12/28/2015) [-]
What about a mas suicide?
User avatar #166 to #23 - scivir (12/28/2015) [-]
Are we going to be drinking fruit punch?
User avatar #117 - manholefreddy (12/28/2015) [-]
Your guess is as good as mine. The obvious answer would be to advertise, but knowing you you're probably broker than a Taiwanese hooker.

You could start a YouTube channel/podcast/Twitter account. If not you then somebody who can actually produce quality content on a consistent basis. Just something that'll push this site mainstream without spending a ******* of money or effort. The most original and creative thing I did on here was put incorrect subtitles over Japanese porn, so I don't know if I'm the man for the job.

We can act on our primal instincts and become like 4chan. Go on raids, tell people to kill themselves, and just be cancerous assholes in general.

It's up to you admin. If this site sinks then let me know when the end-of-the-Funnyjunk party starts.
User avatar #200 to #117 - lolcakers (12/28/2015) [-]
I second a FJ twitter account.
#411 to #200 - manholefreddy (12/28/2015) [-]
**manholefreddy used "*roll picture*"**
**manholefreddy rolled image**
Hey, if xvideos can have a twitter account why can't we?
User avatar #62 - slowshade (12/28/2015) [-]
Are you sure they are "leaving the site" or just spending less time here because they are spending it with their families over the holidays?

I know I go through periods where I am not on much at all because I am busy with other things, but I always find myself back here.

Can we compare these last 2 months to other holiday seasons?
#84 to #62 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
This was my first thought as well.
#510 to #62 - manza (12/28/2015) [-]
No the site has been dying since 2012.
#61 - canyou (12/28/2015) [-]
I think the biggest thing holding FJ back is how niche we've become. We're like a hive mind, and that turns new users off. I'd look for ways of combating that.

I would strongly suggest trying to find ways of making the channels more accessible and interesting that way people who are all interested in the same fanbase can more easily chat. Maybe add a comments section under each channel's main page and more channel specific features?

Also, I think each content should have at least 1 tag before uploading so the search feature isn't completely useless.
User avatar #67 to #61 - admin [OP](12/28/2015) [-]
probably yeah

probably need to branch off FJ into a new site so people can create channels and add their own CSS

but FJ would still be alive and you could login from fj
User avatar #289 to #67 - mastersaturday (12/28/2015) [-]
New site? So we'd have two? That seems like it would only make things more chaotic.
User avatar #7 - iflirtwithanyone (12/28/2015) [-]
Yes. Also, blowjobs for all users.
User avatar #212 - guillem (12/28/2015) [-]
Three simple words: Funnyjunk Official App.
User avatar #286 to #212 - utburd (12/28/2015) [-]
This, the site is garbage on mobile. You make an app that makes this **** run smooth maybe a no ad premiun version if you wanna be stingy I'll gladly toss you a few bucks.
User avatar #158 - shinku (12/28/2015) [-]
No more BOO HOO FEMINISTS SUCK posts. They are boring and unoriginal and only bring more attention to the problem.
User avatar #1 - frasseking (12/28/2015) [-]
Yes
User avatar #9 - thedugster (12/28/2015) [-]
If you meant DJ admin than yes, if you meant FJ admin than **** NO
#31 - profisharrow (12/28/2015) [-]
More fappable content.
#14 - logicalcommonsense (12/28/2015) [-]
**logicalcommonsense used "*roll picture*"**
**logicalcommonsense rolled image**Maybe post some workout videos of you explaining to all of us autistic fellows how to get ripped like you?

I'd buy a admin workout video...
#350 - glthegamemaster (12/28/2015) [-]
Honestly, if you're struggling as much as you make it seem over the past years, you should at least make the donate button more noticeable. Make a donation bar at the top of the overlay next to "Search" , there's a perfect space for it, and come up with a monthly goal. People love helping to hit specific goals, as well as support their community. Just saying
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