>Hanging out with Grandfather and Uncle who is 1 year older than me
>Uncle talking about his new girl
>"Well son, just remember to wrap it before you tap it"
>"Haha yeah, I just wish the condom wasn't so tight around the balls"
>MFW
>Grandfather's FW
Yeah, nah, mate; NSW, VIC and the ACT all have higher population densities per square km, meaning they're more crammed in than in Tassie. Not to mention that VIC and NSW have 5.7 million and 7.4 million people in their respective states, so the Mainlander sardines are packed in pretty tight; tighter than Tasmania, that is.
Hate on TAS all you want; they'll just sit back, relax and enjoy their internationally recognized salmon, the world's freshest air and the world's best whiskey while they watch the Mainlanders tear themselves apart.
See with most of those stupid videos i'd rather watch them with privacy of being in my own room.
But no when i go over my friends house to play some games with them, one of them will take out his laptop tell me about this "funny" video I like not knowing nothing about something before i watch it, same with movies or go on with the ******* game grumps references which i don't understand the context of most of then
Just remember m8s, putting a condom on is like putting your dick in a headlock...I forgot what I was trying to say so **** it here a pic of a condom saving your life