you know what dude, in the whole BRhu3 masterland, hotdogs are actually filled with a ******** of different things, such as corn, lettuce, mashed potatoes, bacon, fries, peas, olive, domestic cat eyeballs, onion, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise and such, which is delicious

I need to try it

It's not gonna put lettuce on itself.

my exact words at that part

Faggots! They throw sausages, they eat salad and then, they start sucking a dick?

i said the same thing outloud then thought id be insightful and post it

Apparently we Finns.

vegans

Vegans eat lettuce with their hot dogs?

yes you have to hide the meat in a vegetable in order for them to eat it

He does

no one does, he put it on the bun

so you live

Lithuanians that sell hotdogs in gas stations. This is a commercial for precisely that, been all over Lithuanian tv couple of months ago.

it gives it a very satisfying crunch, actually

that's dependent on the lettuce, bu i ought to try that

if you want a crunch on your dog, than the answer is two words;

pickle spear.

Or better
Saurkraut.

Better yet

Fried onions - **** yes

Are sweet onions not enough for you savages?

Onions are only edible when sauteed or fried.

Or you could have a tongue of steel and eat them raw like apples.

true.

Although, both works even better.

please teach me the pickel ways, saitama

Did... did I make a reference?

I haven't seen one slap jap yet.

not at all, I just have no idea of what is a pickle spear and i'm watching one pump chump right now

ah...

its a quarter or sometimes eighth'ed pickle

no, the real answer is in german, it's "knockwurst"

what the hell is a knockwurst ?
seriously i only know bockwurst

it's like a hotdog ut tastes better and has a casing, so you get that glorious snap when you bit into it

yeah that