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User avatar #18 - Karfeyenta ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
as a girl who's never had an orgasm with a partner... never even gotten close... Doing something like this is just rubbing a lot of emotion pain and insecurity in her face..
#154 to #18 - chibullsa (01/09/2014) [-]
nigga this ain't reddit
User avatar #138 to #18 - ponieswererolled ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
lol rubbing
User avatar #128 to #18 - anusraper (01/09/2014) [-]
whale alarm !!!
User avatar #118 to #18 - wellimnotsure (01/09/2014) [-]
Since you've been thumbed into oblivion, what are the Daedra like?
User avatar #107 to #18 - erikus (01/09/2014) [-]
Or maybe is a fuckin' joke and you fail at sex.
#92 to #18 - kez (01/09/2014) [-]
Maybe you're just not worth the effort to him.
#89 to #18 - ishalltroll (01/09/2014) [-]
Either your partner is shit or you don't know how to sex.
So do something about it or quit bitching and masturbate like everybody else.
#69 to #18 - niggernazi (01/09/2014) [-]
or you could save some electricity and embrace yourself for my giant 12 inch schlong if you know what i mean :^)
or you could save some electricity and embrace yourself for my giant 12 inch schlong if you know what i mean :^)
User avatar #156 to #69 - sonnyboii (01/09/2014) [-]
For some reason i find these hilarious as shit +
User avatar #84 to #69 - cocoman ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #66 to #18 - desuforeverlulz (01/09/2014) [-]
Explain how?
#56 to #18 - dubator ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Hate to break it to you, but you werent girlfriend just cumdumb.
Hate to break it to you, but you werent girlfriend just cumdumb.
#51 to #18 - ilikeducks (01/09/2014) [-]
Thanks. I've been waiting to use this
Thanks. I've been waiting to use this
#44 to #18 - sedativechunk (01/09/2014) [-]
Apart from the war going on in the comments, allow me to add something insightful (I studied human sexuality in college from a famous sex expert ):
1) Perhaps this is an underlying health problem either physically, mentally, or both. Are you able to orgasm on your own? If so, there's nothing physically wrong with you, it has to be a mental-related issue. Perhaps you get nervous or weirder out and just can't get in the mood. There are alot of reasons to not get in the mood. Maybe you don't like/trust the people you are with enough. Just ideas. If you are having a physical problem though, you should see a doctor immediately, it could be something serious.
2) Are you sure you are not a lesbian or have a gender-related issue? I'm not saying you are/nothing wrong with that but one of my past relationships my girlfriend didn't like physical contact because she was a closet lesbian.
3) There is a word for this type of people I can't think of at the moment, but some women literally don't like having objects inside of their vagina, including sex toys and a penis even though they're heterosexual. If this is the issue, you should see a specialist that can help deal with sex-related problems, they can help you find ways to get comfortable with yourself.
4) Contrary to popular belief on the internet, a man's size does not matter, this has been proven time and again since the 1960's with Masters and Johnson's sex trials. Also a women cannot really be "stretched out", even after children sex is still relatively the same for both parties.
5) Maybe you've just had awful sex partners (in which case you can call me if you live in Western Pennsylvania ) I know alot of guys first times they don't last more than 20 seconds sometimes. That's not long enough to get a women off.

Good luck.
#88 to #44 - setimanosomo (01/09/2014) [-]
You passed over a golden opportunity to say 'sexpert'
User avatar #42 to #18 - paronix ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh go cry for attention somewhere else
User avatar #37 to #18 - wellimnotsure (01/09/2014) [-]
If you haven't had an orgasm you're probably doing something wrong
User avatar #29 to #18 - cannibislover (01/09/2014) [-]
Women are emotion, pain, and insecurity.
User avatar #28 to #18 - infinitereaper ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Maybe you just have a really big vagina
#24 to #18 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
With worry of coming across as a dick.

Perhaps the issue in you not having an orgasm with a partner, if attempted with more than one, lies with you and not the man. It is an easy thing to get a woman to orgasm, using the right position and adding fingers and lips to the mixture of thrust.

Perhaps you ought to talk with your partner, indulge in a few desires/fantasies.
User avatar #19 to #18 - godtherapist ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - Karfeyenta ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
insecure much? Do you have a little mouse pinkie for a dick?
#75 to #20 - killasmasha (01/09/2014) [-]
Don't know about this guy, but your "partner" clearly does..
User avatar #21 to #20 - godtherapist ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Yes I do. My dick is very small but it still doesn't change the fact that your insecurities have nothing to do with this post. Stop ruining a good joke with your bullshit.
User avatar #57 to #21 - kalimah (01/09/2014) [-]
>expecting a woman to have sense of humor
User avatar #22 to #21 - Karfeyenta ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I was simply adding something to it. If you don't like it, get your stupid ass over it and fuck off.
User avatar #31 to #22 - youngneil (01/09/2014) [-]
Sounds to me like you are the one that needs to get off.
User avatar #95 to #31 - oceanfrank ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
it's not even the amazing comeback you just had, it's your username.
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User avatar #83 to #31 - cocoman ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
REKT
#50 to #31 - ilikeducks (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn son
Damn son
#99 to #50 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
ilikeducks?

ilikecows
#100 to #99 - ilikeducks (01/09/2014) [-]
Holy. Shit.
User avatar #32 to #31 - godtherapist ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Awwww SNAP!
User avatar #23 to #22 - godtherapist ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I think that YOU are the one that needs to get the fuck over it.

Life isn't fair, boo hoo, I need to masturbate because I don't know how to have sex properly.

Seriously?
User avatar #25 to #23 - dracolegacy (01/09/2014) [-]
best argument ive seen today, and it wasnt at work, thank you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - godtherapist ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm thinking of becoming a comic. Instead of jokes I'd go on stage and just get angry the first stupid person to open their mouth.
User avatar #27 to #26 - dracolegacy (01/09/2014) [-]
i think you would be a great act, just remember who supported your beginning when you get famous. free tickets will be more than sufficient.
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