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Submitted: 01/08/2014
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User avatar #18 - Karfeyenta ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (40 replies)
as a girl who's never had an orgasm with a partner... never even gotten close... Doing something like this is just rubbing a lot of emotion pain and insecurity in her face..
User avatar #19 to #18 - godtherapist (01/09/2014) [-]
SHUT THE **** UP. THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
#86 - ishalltroll (01/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Can't relate
Can't relate
User avatar #6 - teoferrazzi (01/08/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I sat here looking at it for a while wondering how it happened, then I realised it's a plug from another country.
User avatar #15 - travismackie (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Hehe, serves her right for singing with that microphone all the time in the house.
#35 - ubbashnubba (01/09/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Am I the only one who would be insulted if my partner had a sex toy?
#40 to #35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/09/2014) [-]
Sometimes it is a good thing.
My girl had a sex toy when I met her. Turns out she had named it the same as I named my penis.

And this is how I met your mother.
User avatar #68 - niggernazi (01/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
that is one bigass dildo.

your gf must be a slut
#71 to #68 - gaminggenus (01/09/2014) [-]
Girls need pleasure too mate.
Girls need pleasure too mate.
User avatar #34 - doombunni (01/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Am I the only girl who's slightly terrified of putting something that's plugged into a socket on my vagina?
User avatar #39 to #34 - calawesome (01/09/2014) [-]
as a guy, i'd be more terrified to find a vagina one morning. when I get out the shower
#109 - Defenestro (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why would someone do that to a toy microphone?



Yes I know it's not a toy microphone.
#112 to #109 - albertjester (01/09/2014) [-]
here use this.
User avatar #106 - mymiddleleg (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
If she needs one of them you mustn't be doing a very good job
User avatar #59 - euphoricturtle (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Or.... You could just learn to please your girlfriend properly, then she wouldn't have to get one of those.
#61 to #59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/09/2014) [-]
'cause they're together 24/7
#132 - minntas (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
And then she cheats on you when she gets horny
And then she cheats on you when she gets horny
User avatar #48 - hugsta (01/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Firstly, dildos are a banable offense. I know this doesn't look like a dick, and I have no intention to flag you, I just thought I'd give you a heads-up in case you're worried someone else might flag it. Especially since we're currently in some kind of banocalypse right now.

Secondly, why do American plugs have holes in them? If you are American I know it probably seems normal, but I'm seriously curious about it.
User avatar #54 to #48 - carbohydrates ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
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^^ Reasons why they have holes.
User avatar #133 - Loppytaffy (01/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I live in the UK.
Our plugs are three prongs without holes.
Your move.
#134 to #133 - mrallex (01/09/2014) [-]
I was looking at this post for 3 minutes straight, trying to figure out what was wrong. forgot Americans actually have these weird ******* .
#79 - skyelinesunrise (01/09/2014) [-]
but now how is she going to massage her "neck" :c
User avatar #151 - fyaq (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah.
"Girlfriend"
#147 - wherestheredbullat (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
HFW he realizes there's more in her closet.
#91 - takemythumb (01/09/2014) [-]
Now you can't ask where the key is for it cuz you would be embaressed.
Also if he ask why you're so mad you cannot answer it, nor you aren't allowed to show that you are mad about it.

damn..
User avatar #55 - Einsty (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that with a little bit of practical knowledge and experience, this could be solved in four ways:
-With a foot of electrical cord, insulation tape and some prongs, without damaging the lock. Just make sort of an extension. This is most dangerous.
-Or you could go and cut the lock, not like this one would prove any challenge. This requires heviest hardware.
-Or you could cut the cord and connect a new socket. All you need is a new socket, screwdriver and some wire cutter. You will lose a few inches of the cord.
-Or just tell him you want the D.
#65 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
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