How to open a padlock. . Am’: was in ermine 'littlebit" The Method You will need: 1 pair of sharp scissors 1 aluminum can 1 sharpie marker (fresh from the poope Instructable written by 4chan padlock
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Am’: was in ermine 'littlebit"
The Method
You will need:
1 pair of sharp scissors
1 aluminum can
1 sharpie marker (fresh from the pooper, respectively)
Instructions:
L Empty a fucking coke can. If you' re a nigger, you prob-
ably don' t drink coke, as it is not covered by your welfare
stamps, so you don' t get to do this trick.
2. Cut off the top and bottom of the can, then cut directly
down the center. ‘ton should be left with a fiat, rectangular
sheet of motherfucking aluminum, nigger. This is the shit
that superman is allergic to, so be careful,
3. From your large rectangle, cut out another rectangle at
roughly 1" x 3''. Do this multiple times, as aluminum is the
Justin Ember of minis and it breaks easily, nigger.
4. Draw this shit, On the one inch side, draw a line wary
quarterfinal. Next draw a inciting Identical line dead-
After you draw your straight lines,
draw this Mishaps, aligning it as seen
here. If you' re a nigger; you' re still not doing this, because
you can' t afford coke. We' dismissed this already. Fuck
you, I hate you.
5. Cut out the two pieces underneath the M, and fold the
top Omlete
6. Fold the excess flaps will it ends an looking all super-
fucking badass like this nigger right here. Holy fucking
dog cocks in hell, it has inciting wings.
Wrap the wings around the catblock' s bar, causing the
wings to meet between the bars of the padlock.
Th. Force the tip of yon shim downward so that it slides
into the opening of the padlock's receiver.
Tc. Pull both wings around, so that the tip of the shim ends
up on the opposite side of the har that yon started. If
you' re net a nigger; and ynu' ye done this correctly, it should
took We this.
8. If your shim isn' t a pussy, and yon' ye
done everything correctly, you should he able to disengage
the lock.
Well triggers, this concludes yet another exciting
hokuto from anon to anon,
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - splendiddust
Reply -4 123456789123345869
(07/05/2014) [-]
every quater inch...
what am i american?
User avatar #4 to #3 - reindeerflotilla [OP]
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/05/2014) [-]
No, you're a retard who doesn't know how to use google. Every 6.35 millimeters.
User avatar #1 - charagrin
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/05/2014) [-]
That does work, but only on older, cheaper locks. In newer locks the bit is locked into the mechanism, aluminum would not be able to snap the tumbler pin that works the bit.
User avatar #2 to #1 - reindeerflotilla [OP]
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/05/2014) [-]
True, but it's still worth a shot.