How To Massage
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xskullgirlsx (12/10/2015) [-] You have to make sure enough pressure is made until you hear the snap
You can tell they're relaxed if they don't respond to any questions
You can tell they're relaxed if they don't respond to any questions
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chilipadiboy (12/10/2015) [-] Singlish. From Singapore. Stay here for a month and you will be one of us.
#47 to #29
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kristovsky ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-] Obviously not from Singapore. Let me translate this for all the REAL Singbros.
"Singlish la. From Singapore la. Stay here for a month and you will be one of us la."
"Singlish la. From Singapore la. Stay here for a month and you will be one of us la."
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anon (12/10/2015) [-]
How to massage someone properly:
Step 1: Tattoo muscles and skeleton on customer
Step 2: Massage them properly
Step 3: Kick a living skeleton in the face
(Steps 1 and 3 are absolutely vital to the process)
Step 1: Tattoo muscles and skeleton on customer
Step 2: Massage them properly
Step 3: Kick a living skeleton in the face
(Steps 1 and 3 are absolutely vital to the process)
#53
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mikepetru ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-] >Went to a very performing arts oriented high school
>Senior year dance class dedicates time to teaching massage technique
>Only guy paired up with another guy
>He's hesitant at first, but at the end he got up, flailed around and states "I feel like a ******* fish, yo!"
>Now everyone, including women, want massages
>One girl even lets me massage her ass
>MFW after so many years of beta-ness in hs, women are begging me to touch them all over
>Senior year dance class dedicates time to teaching massage technique
>Only guy paired up with another guy
>He's hesitant at first, but at the end he got up, flailed around and states "I feel like a ******* fish, yo!"
>Now everyone, including women, want massages
>One girl even lets me massage her ass
>MFW after so many years of beta-ness in hs, women are begging me to touch them all over
#36
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gypsydude (12/10/2015) [-] I give woman massages a lot...now I just need to start being more of a perv so I can star in some pornos
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anon (12/10/2015) [-]
I actually have always been interested in learning how to give a proper massage.
If you have ever gotten a good massage before you know how amazing it feels, and If I can do that to someone it would totally make up for my lack of sexual prowess
If you have ever gotten a good massage before you know how amazing it feels, and If I can do that to someone it would totally make up for my lack of sexual prowess
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barakakaka (12/10/2015) [-] Most people I've massaged have told me I'm really good at it. Truth is i have no idea what I'm doing, i just do things that i assume would feel nice if someone did to me. Knowing basic anatomy helps (as shown in the pictures).
#34
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ordog (12/10/2015) [-]
Names of the muscles for those interested:
1. Teres major.
2. Trapezius.
3. Maybe the erector spinae.
4. psoas major and minor.
1. Teres major.
2. Trapezius.
3. Maybe the erector spinae.
4. psoas major and minor.
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adunsaveme (12/11/2015) [-] X-rays and fatalities are so pointless. They're meant to be gory and high-impact, but they're just gory with no impact.
You know how seeing gore everywhere makes it less of a big deal? Outlast and The Evil Within did the same thing
You know how seeing gore everywhere makes it less of a big deal? Outlast and The Evil Within did the same thing
