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How to lose your job

I‘ Anonymous ( Wed) :
2 Be 19, nutjob as IT guy
2 Hottest day ofthe year, I park en A
2 Parking let is an inferno
2 No air, sweating. I wait terms elevator
2 It doesn' t eema- Armpit circles forming
2 I tryto remain calm. Blood boils, no elevator
2 I take the stairs
2 Out of breath (rm a ******* IT guy)
2 Peels of sweat
2 I finally getto the lobby
2 See teenage girl holding the elevator talking en her phone
2 One guy inside elevator patiently waiting fer harte finish
2 Take her phone and smash it en the ground
2 "Hey cunt this elevator doesn' t belong to you"
2 "Um, my dad earns the building"
Be 19, unemployed
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Submitted: 08/10/2014
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#2 - psychotayto (08/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Worth it
Worth it
User avatar #3 - deezknuts (08/10/2014) [+] (34 replies)
Both of them are cunts kinda
#5 to #3 - ihaveabigpenis (08/10/2014) [-]
no just the cunt is the cunt
no just the cunt is the cunt
User avatar #4 - syntheticdoll (08/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"That's right, your dad, NOT you."
#20 - mydogpikachu (08/10/2014) [+] (7 replies)
whenever i hear IT, i have to post this
#38 - whtkid (08/10/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Best IT story, hands down
#79 - stealingbikes (08/11/2014) [-]
"Um, my dad owns the building"

And you're still a cunt.
#23 - abject (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
related because elevator
#37 - butchtheguy (08/10/2014) [-]
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#63 - penileburglar (08/11/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Jesus Christ it's obvious why most of you must not have jobs.

Was she a massive cunt? Yes. Unfortunately, you have to deal with a LOT of those in the real world. Will you get fired for smashing someone's personal belongings and calling them a cunt in your workplace? Also yes. She may have been being a cunt, but what he did was malicious destruction of property and arguably sexual harassment, since 'cunt' is a sexual slur.

If this is true, he would have been fired regardless of whether or not that was the boss's daughter, because she would have been well within her legal rights to raise absolute hell. Dealing with spoiled, entitled cunts is something you have to do in ANY job that has you interacting with others, even IT. If that's how you react to it, you'd better find a job that lets you work out of your mothers' basement so you never have to deal with the real world.
#17 - captainpooters (08/10/2014) [+] (9 replies)
**captainpooters rolled image** if her dad was a good father he would know that what she did was unethical and rude and not fire the guy , also from her behavior it only shows that she is a spoilt brat because since her dad owns the place she thinks that she can do whatever she wants , but that's just me
**captainpooters rolled image** if her dad was a good father he would know that what she did was unethical and rude and not fire the guy , also from her behavior it only shows that she is a spoilt brat because since her dad owns the place she thinks that she can do whatever she wants , but that's just me
#96 - trollypollyz (08/11/2014) [-]
**trollypollyz rolled image** His Face When
#13 - walkerjam (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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What I'd do to her in that situation.
#83 - megayoming (08/11/2014) [-]
Worth it.
Worth it.
User avatar #53 - cazabrow (08/11/2014) [-]
I'd think that guy was doing the girls father a favour. If I was the dad in that scenario I wouldn't want a daughter thinking she can act like a cunt because her dad will pull strings for any situation she gets in.
#95 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled image** How I would have reacted.
#100 to #95 - unbelievable (08/11/2014) [-]
sex with the teenage girl? sounds good
User avatar #88 - Crusader (08/11/2014) [-]
So there was only a single elevator in this entire building that went down to the parking garages/lots?

One elevator, in this building that is apparently so big that it has a lobby and enough stairs to wind someone, along with multiple levels of parking.
#76 - ridivey (08/11/2014) [-]
being homeless isn't so bad
User avatar #102 - schizospore (08/11/2014) [-]
He should've downloaded Adobe reader
User avatar #54 - jacklane (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
How do you hold up an elevator for a phone call? First, why would the elevator NEED to be held, and second, how is it done?!?
#24 - theseustheminotaur (08/10/2014) [-]
**theseustheminotaur rolled image**

This is what I would have done
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