How to lose your job. Skyrim: www.crackedsorcerer.com/post/1748/Skyrim. I‘ Anonymous ( Wed) : 2 Be 19, nutjob as IT guy 2 Hottest day ofthe year, I park en A 2  4Chan story funny
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How to lose your job

I‘ Anonymous ( Wed) :
2 Be 19, nutjob as IT guy
2 Hottest day ofthe year, I park en A
2 Parking let is an inferno
2 No air, sweating. I wait terms elevator
2 It doesn' t eema- Armpit circles forming
2 I tryto remain calm. Blood boils, no elevator
2 I take the stairs
2 Out of breath (rm a fucking IT guy)
2 Peels of sweat
2 I finally getto the lobby
2 See teenage girl holding the elevator talking en her phone
2 One guy inside elevator patiently waiting fer harte finish
2 Take her phone and smash it en the ground
2 "Hey cunt this elevator doesn' t belong to you"
2 "Um, my dad earns the building"
Be 19, unemployed
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Views: 58386 Submitted: 08/10/2014