How to know if your teacher has given up. . one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KN How to know if your teacher has given up one time in math class my was really pissed at us and he yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO KN
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one time in math class my teacher
was really pissed at us and he was
yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW
BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW
ADDITION? WHAT' S TWO PLUS
TWO'? COREY. WHAT' S TWO PLUS
TWO'?" and poor Corey wasn' t
paying attention so i leaned over to
him and whispered "seven" and he
blurted out "'' and i have
never laughed harder and i doubt i
ever will
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#79 - angrybarts [OP]
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Everyone here is a ******
#88 to #79 - bongconnery
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i know what you're doin angrybarts.....and i dont like it
User avatar #108 to #88 - angrybarts [OP]
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shut up faggot
#121 to #108 - bongconnery
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#94 to #79 - trollia **User deleted account**
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DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THE NYAN CAT SONG WHILE STARING AT THIS PICTURE OR AM I THE ONLY ONE?
#107 to #94 - kidink
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no
no
#156 to #107 - trollia **User deleted account**
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YOUR ANSWER IS CONFUSING. I AM EASILY CONFUSED. AND THAT .GIF IS QUITE VIOLENT. IS IT FROM A VIDEO GAME? WHY IS THAT GUY SMASHING THAT GIRLS FACE?
User avatar #122 to #94 - leafonthewind
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there are 7 billion people and counting on earth

you are never the only one
#155 to #122 - trollia **User deleted account**
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IM THE ONLY ONE TYPING A REPLY TO THIS COMMENT AT THIS VERY MOMENT. CURIOUS HOW THAT WORKS, EH? YOURE SPECIAL. I LIKE YOU. STOP TROLLING ME.
#95 to #79 - nelliel
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#116 to #79 - jalthelas
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#126 to #79 - zombiesnipertwo
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and that **** is great, *****
#151 to #79 - silverhellion
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watchu' playin at crackahead?
#109 to #79 - shabalaguy
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User avatar #87 to #79 - wtfduud
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I too like to live dangerously.
User avatar #85 to #79 - WheresMyAccount
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k
#19 - xxinxjiexlinxx
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This is just like this one time in high school.

>health class
>teacher teaching stuff about cancer
>"Class, does anyone know specific types of cancer?"
>homie next to me raises his hand
>"Skin cancer?"
>Teacher is going hardcore on his ass.
>"What kind of skin cancer?"
>he doesn't know
>his palms get sweaty
>looks to me for help
>I'm totally ready
>whisper "foreskin"
>homie yells "FORESKIN CANCER"
>class erupts in laughter
>teacher almost pisses herself
>homie has no clue what transpired
>15 minutes later class is still laughing
>bell rings
>mfw I didn't learn anything about cancer that day
#39 to #19 - secondfunction
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**secondfunction rolls 13** Here friend, take my roll and my thumb.
**secondfunction rolls 13** Here friend, take my roll and my thumb.
#37 to #19 - suckittrebek
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Oh god yes!!
Oh god yes!!
User avatar #96 to #19 - sspacecore
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this needs a sticky
User avatar #99 to #19 - dummerbaztard
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Did anyone else expect lyrics from Lose Yourself
User avatar #102 to #99 - xxinxjiexlinxx
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Well that opportunity only comes once in a lifetime.
#26 to #19 - thequickster
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User avatar #17 - myaccountisnew
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Once, in the 4th grade, we were taking a spelling test. The teacher calls out the word, and I ask her how do you spell that. She got half way through the word before she caught herself.
User avatar #113 to #17 - yutdollacwwwthree
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A kid did that once during a school-wide spelling bee when I was in about 6th grade.
User avatar #118 to #17 - nyawgga
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And you REMEMBER that??
User avatar #158 to #118 - myaccountisnew
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Yeah. I don't think it's really unusual, most people remember snippets from their elementary days.
User avatar #27 to #17 - retentions
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we once had a substitute teacher when we were taking a spelling test and she asked how we normally do the test. everyone in the class told her that she writes the list of words on the board and we write down what they mean on our papers. she did it and to this day they teacher never found out
User avatar #6 - adrycro
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This reminds me of a story from my elementary school

>history class, last week of school
>guy answering to get a passing grade
>doesnt know to answer a single question
>professor doesnt want to flunk him so she points to an overhead projector(grafoskop in my language) and tells him if he can tell her what that is he wont flunk the subject
>guy stares at it and thinks deeply
>other guy thats sitting in the first bench starts whispering
>''gramophone, gramophone''
>the guy thats answering confidently says gramophone
>teacher stares at him at disbelief and sends him back to his place
#8 to #6 - anon id: 115e29a6
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are you serbian ?
User avatar #9 to #8 - adrycro
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Croatian
User avatar #12 to #9 - heartgoldawesome
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Profesori bi uvijek stavljali grafoskope na moju klupu i ostavili 20 cm...
User avatar #35 to #12 - dubslao
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gesundheit
User avatar #14 to #12 - adrycro
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Htjeli su ti poručiti da ti ne trebaš zapisivati njihovo gradivo
User avatar #15 to #14 - heartgoldawesome
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I nisam, bila je povijest
#25 to #15 - kipluck
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
#29 to #25 - kiboz
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Ko te jebe
User avatar #31 to #15 - suikerpapa
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ti je budjav kurac
#33 to #31 - randomserb
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User avatar #34 to #33 - suikerpapa
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A phony's gotta do, what a phony's gotta do
#40 to #6 - labudin
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U 8. razredu bio je jedan kod nas što je moro odgovarat vjeronauk za 2. Pošto je bio mentalno retardiran nije znao ništ, a onda mu je prof iz vj reko da napiše VJERONAUK na ploču i imat će 2. I piše ti tako on slovo po slovo i dođe do zadnjeg pa se uzjebe. Na kraju je napisao: VJERONAUČ. E cijeli se razred pokido od smijeha.
#5 - fistings
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something along these lines happened to me... and MY NAME is corey... #mindblown
something along these lines happened to me... and MY NAME is corey... #mindblown
#120 to #5 - nyawgga
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User avatar #10 to #5 - dawggz
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#hashtags #don't #work #here #swaggot
User avatar #75 to #10 - yetiyitties
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neither does greentexting on funnyjunk, but you know, whatever let's be mad
User avatar #159 to #75 - dawggz
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yes but imagine the fact that:

>these work as idea dividers , making it easier for the reader to comprehend what the poster is trying to deliver
>if it weren't written like this it would be just text under text not knowing how much related to the previous one is
>if it was just plain text then the reader would just skip it
>whereas like this, it looks more arranged
#115 to #10 - anon id: e3dee635
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coming from "dawggz"
#80 to #10 - anon id: ccfa7ecf
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Or alternatively, 'HashFag' ,or ya know, whatever. I'm anon just ignore me.
#83 to #80 - anon id: 99bfeb4b
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#justanonthings
#28 - Ripper
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>Be me in Belgium
>13 years old
> Teacher is mad screaming **** at class
> I am not paying attentionn, daydeaming, minding my own business
> Teacher :" Why are you guys making so much noise?
> She says she can't hear herself: " Am I not allowed to talk in this class"?
> Me: "No"
> Everyone is staring at me,
> I realise
> mfw
#119 to #28 - nyawgga
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#65 to #28 - derppopotamus
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double negative, she should have given you some chocolate.
#21 - zxcvssv
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Similar story with me in biology year 8 or 9.
>Learning about muscles and ****
>Sit next to a dumb chick
>Teacher asks what causes the cramps in your muscles
>The chick knows it's something with an L sound because the teacher went over it 30 god damn seconds ago but can't pull the words ''lactic acid'' out of her mouth
>Looks at me for reassurance
>I say ''Lemon juice'' rather loudly
>She repeats, in a confident manner not realising what she's done


Laughed for 5 minutes straight
User avatar #36 to #21 - mattyjay
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oh god yes, pls pm me
User avatar #123 to #21 - poxopi
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And lactic acid is due to anaerobic respiration.
User avatar #16 - trizzlefizzle
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>also math class
>learning about percentages or something
>completely zoned out thinking about video games
>teacher asks "what comes next Janis?"
>friend nudges me
>PERSONAL FINANCE
>its been 4 years, she still makes fun of me for it.
#64 - chicoloko
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>be in elementary school class with best friend brian
>teacher:"brian whats 10 times 10?"
>brian:"100"
>Teacher:"wrong"
>Teacher:"Eric can you answer that"
>Eric:"100"
>"correct!"
>Bitch hated brian
User avatar #69 to #64 - Dwarf
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Brian died.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Dwarf
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Also, I'm pretty sure that was basically copied from Drake and Josh.
User avatar #24 - whiplasher
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>ninth grade
>teacher asked my deskmate a question
>had no idea what the answer is
>I whisper "say a poem"
>"dude, shut up" (silently)
>"saaay a poem"
>"shut the **** uuuup" (again, silently)
>and I kept pestering him for about 15 seconds
>"come on, dude, why won't you say a poem?"
>he gets angry and yells at me:
>"GOD DAMNIT I DON'T KNOW ANY POEM"
>teacher heard
#110 to #24 - anon id: 2418a2d7
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Poem? I hardly knew 'em!