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MN TO IRRITATE...
PORSCHE DUDESS SCIENTISTS ENGLISH
tlt s IS Arlo A l hits IT' S
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#1 - ohayougozaimasu (08/10/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Why are they penguins?
User avatar #4 to #3 - springbok (08/10/2014) [-]
You make a good point! Last year a black family moved into my apartment building and yesterday my wallet went missing. Coincidence? I think not!
User avatar #6 - worldatarms ONLINE (08/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I don't care how much English Majors get pissed off. I'm still going to call it small, medium, and large
User avatar #9 - deltaxomega (08/11/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Argument: Evolution is just a theory.

Response: So is gravity, now go jump off a cliff.
User avatar #17 to #14 - ihatem (08/11/2014) [-]
Gravity can't be a law, gravity is explained by the theory of general relativity.
"Things fall when you drop them when you're on Earth" can't be a law, neither can Newton's equation, as it's a mathematical property of gravitational effects.
#59 - Kairyuka (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
People who question evolution with horrible arguments
People who question evolution with horrible arguments
#49 - cdroid (08/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I'll routinely order a large and then complain when they give me the wrong size (for my own entertainment, I understand exactly how big of a douche I'm being). You see, tall would imply big but it's the smallest. Grande actually means large but it's the medium and Venti is supposed to mean 20, but most of the Venti drinks on the menu are actually 24oz. Then they introduced the Trendi which is supposed to mean 30 but it's actually 31 ounces. The sizes. Make. No. Sense.

More importantly I make a better coffee on my own espresso machine at home (the last few baristas I've seen there hadn't a clue) so I haven't been back in a while cause there's almost always an alternative (even if it's no coffee, sometimes that's the better alternative by the taste of some of the drinks I got from Starbucks).
#55 to #49 - faktopus (08/11/2014) [-]
As someone who works in the food service industry.

"Oh I care about the exact definition of the drink sizes!" ~nobody. ever.

you are the worst kind of customer. we do not get paid enough to put up with your whiny, bitch ass, and if customer service related jobs are the same where you live as myself, we pretty much have to put up with it either way.

So, to fix your **** , here's 3 simple steps to ordering ANYWHERE.
-1: figure out what the **** you want. we don't care why you like it, we don't care what your personal thoughts are, just figure it out. If you have questions, ask them.
-2: tell us what you want. not your ******* life story, just what you ******* want from the menu.
-3: pay the **** up and go away.
User avatar #40 - scootabot ONLINE (08/11/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Guys, I'm still pretty early in college, I'm about to take on my second half of my first semester.

I wanted to become an English Teacher.

Should I go through with this **** , or what?
User avatar #41 to #40 - ugottanked (08/11/2014) [-]
Do whatever you want to do, that's what i'm aiming for.

college shouldn't be about picking a job with the biggest paycheck, it should be about studying what you love.
#15 - ryles (08/11/2014) [-]
mutha. 			******		. penguins.
mutha. ****** . penguins.
#50 - dicewarfare (08/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Me being a Porsche owner, I can relate to this. To top it off my dad owns a Camaro and he says Porsche wrong all the time. (Pic is of my 944)
User avatar #109 to #54 - dicewarfare (08/11/2014) [-]
No, my car can Short shift and accelerate faster.
#104 - andovaredoras (08/11/2014) [-]
Creationist's face when you try to prove Evolution to them.
Creationist's face when you try to prove Evolution to them.
#29 - exclamation (08/11/2014) [-]
Then pronounce Grande as Grand, like a Grand Prix or "grand" in grandiose.
User avatar #103 - acetrainerewan (08/11/2014) [-]
my sister passed english literature after a 3 year course and got a 2 1

for the past 2 years she has worked as a barista in 4 different chains/shops and 6 different shops
User avatar #100 - brothergrimm (08/11/2014) [-]
: Small, Medium, Large : Foamy The Squirrel and that's all i have to say about the last one
User avatar #60 - lemurlemur (08/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
lets just cut the crap, evolution has been proven. Anybody who doesnt believe it is denying scientific evidence
User avatar #16 - gandaalf (08/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>camaro
>faster than porsche

i dun fink so m8y
User avatar #8 - jonnyp (08/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
It isn't pronounced "Porsch-eh" its just "Porsche" one syllable. that's how EVERY German says it, even in Stuttgart. you're an ass hat if you say it with 2 syllables.
#62 to #8 - jestersjake (08/11/2014) [-]
What? I'm a native german speaker and it's indeed pronounced with 2 syllables. Do you even know what syllables are? Silben auf deutsch für dich. Por-sche. 2 Silben = syllables.
User avatar #26 - ivoryhammer (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Gravity is a theory too
User avatar #21 - loonquawl (08/11/2014) [-]
Have a buddy who's an English major...
We questioned the choice quite a bit, seeing as he had no interest in writing or teaching.
To make the story short, he now works in a pizzeria.
User avatar #20 - Epicgetguy (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'd like to point out that a Camaro has less horsepower than a Porsche, so on a straight, the Camaro would probably lose.
#5 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
Actually, you can order small, medium, large at starbucks and they will know what you mean.
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