How to have a great New Year's Party

chris (simpsons artist)
life tips: how to have the best new years eve of your life
do you want me to
get you a ambulance
k’ -c. no but you can get me a drink hem
peel a flap of loose skin off your face
for a instant new year conversation starter
hold a baby horse so people will
know you are a sensitive guy and
they will want m talk to you more happy new year San
ifyou have a son
why not let him
listen to the inside
of your body for a
new year treat
tell a old lady that you
have seen a man going
into her house at night
time so she wont feel really
alone on new years eve
i have seen a man going
into your house at night time why arent you
wearing a hat
constantly blow on a new year throat flute so everyone
will know you are having the time of your life
get them so
soaking wet
carry a harmless iron
whip with you so that
you can gently slap
people with it if you
have a sneaking
suspicion they arent
having enough fun soak your lips in loads of some lip balm so everyone that has a look
at your lips will want to give you a kiss when the bell chimes noon