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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #20 - scoobi
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(02/14/2014) [-]
>Believes this
>Uses sandpaper on face
> "OOOOWWW ****! I GOT A BOO BOO!"
User avatar #124 to #20 - scoobi
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Reasons I got thumbed down for this: I made a comment.
#145 to #124 - dagreatmax
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Nope, it's because you act like a ******* little pussy.
User avatar #147 to #145 - scoobi
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Or I was just trying to make a joke but some people don't appreciate my 'humor'
User avatar #148 to #147 - dagreatmax
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No humor there.
User avatar #150 to #148 - scoobi
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Then there is no need to thumb down (I know you didn't but 50 other people did)
User avatar #153 to #150 - mrdrprofbraeden
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If it's junk it is thumbed down. Stop being a little bitch about it
User avatar #157 to #153 - scoobi
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pretty sure trying to make a dumb joke isn't junk. I make dumb jokes all the time.
I know that raging people like (example is saying ponies suck because we know that happens a lot) "PONIES ARE ******* COOL!!!! DON'T TALK **** ABOUT PONIES YOU SON OF A BITCH I HATE YOU THUMB DOWN."

Never have I ever raged like that. when commenting, I'm pretty calm just like I am now. It's just the ******* internet. Who cares. Especially who cares if something is dumb or not. We're all a little dumb in different places
User avatar #163 to #157 - mrdrprofbraeden
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Junk on this site is when something isn't funny or doesn't give entertainment. Your joke wasn't funny or entertaining. It was thumbed accordingly. That is the entire point of the thumb system.

I'm sorry you thought your joke was funny but the majority didn't. I also have no idea what you were trying to say from the second sentence down. That wasn't even relevant.

User avatar #165 to #163 - scoobi
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Well I was pretty tired when I made that post like 12:00 and I had been up all day.

For what I was saying, you said "Stop being a little bitch about it" well I am calm but some comments on here are all caps lock, total anger directed towards them and unnecessary ****. (inb4 first post)
#170 to #165 - mrdrprofbraeden
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Oh ok. The premise for your joke was good but the delivery was ****.   
   
>been wanting to grow beard for years   
>see this post   
>iwonder.gif   
>don't have man-materials   
>go to store   
>browsing through sandpapers   
>find the roughest sandpaper available   
>spin around too fast and catch fingernail on rack which tears off at least half   
>drop to the floor clutching mutilated finger    
>cry for help    
>will probably bleed out soon   
>store clerk finally comes to help me   
>seems confused but offers me a band-aid   
>tell him "you think a ******* band-aid will make up for what happened?"   
>sue store for dangerous conditions/environment   
>win and bankrupt the store   
>buy fake beard   
>mfw
Oh ok. The premise for your joke was good but the delivery was ****.

>been wanting to grow beard for years
>see this post
>iwonder.gif
>don't have man-materials
>go to store
>browsing through sandpapers
>find the roughest sandpaper available
>spin around too fast and catch fingernail on rack which tears off at least half
>drop to the floor clutching mutilated finger
>cry for help
>will probably bleed out soon
>store clerk finally comes to help me
>seems confused but offers me a band-aid
>tell him "you think a ******* band-aid will make up for what happened?"
>sue store for dangerous conditions/environment
>win and bankrupt the store
>buy fake beard
>mfw
User avatar #220 to #170 - scoobi
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That wasn't bad. It is kind of funny that I got -93 thumbs on one comment and another comment which isn't supposed to be funny or anything just keeps getting thumbed down. People are so mad
User avatar #249 to #220 - mrdrprofbraeden
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ya i tired to counter it, some guys are assholes
#152 to #150 - dagreatmax
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You're saying that as if it meant the whole world to you.
You're saying that as if it meant the whole world to you.
User avatar #159 to #152 - scoobi
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No, thumbs don't mean the world to me. Just don't want that thing "user has been thumbed down too many times." never got that. Probably won't get -10000 for it but...


Entertaining gif though
User avatar #299 to #124 - tornadomad
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Just stop dude. You're not going to make anyone hate you less by accusing them of being stupid. Just shut the **** up.
User avatar #316 to #299 - scoobi
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make me.
User avatar #210 to #20 - scoobi
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so much hate
#214 to #210 - spazzin
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No, you're just not funny.
User avatar #215 to #214 - scoobi
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You make a joke then
User avatar #216 to #215 - spazzin
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What's the point? I'm talking to one right now.
User avatar #217 to #216 - scoobi
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That wasn't funny.

(incoming hate)
User avatar #225 to #217 - KevinPutt
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Wrong, his joke was clever and hilarious. You have a bad sense of humor and dislike the joke because it was offensive towards you. Bravo, jackass.
User avatar #227 to #225 - scoobi
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You're just on his side now. Could have took two seconds to come up with that.


(Didn't have two seconds for first joke. Tired anyways)
User avatar #232 to #227 - KevinPutt
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No, I'm on the majority's side because you act like you're superior rather than accepting that your original joke sounded like it came from a 7th grader.
#265 to #232 - lamarisagoodname
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no, you're on the majority's side because you can't think for yourself.

press right button next time, please.
User avatar #291 to #20 - greendaynimrod
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u r so ****** dumn mate
User avatar #317 to #291 - scoobi
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thank you
#24 to #20 - ReignFox
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#53 to #24 - nikolaier
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#55 to #53 - ReignFox
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User avatar #221 to #24 - scoobi
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won't lie, that's pretty funny
User avatar #268 to #221 - ReignFox
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Just trying to play along. Not many other people appreciated your side it seems
#119 to #24 - duhduhnuh
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User avatar #319 to #24 - scoobi
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You're welcome
#5 - gotbannedicusvile
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(02/14/2014) [-]
I just let mine grow. It looks like **** for about 4 months, but hey its worth the wai-HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
#243 to #5 - anon id: 129cb01c
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You ******* faggot that retarded meme died long a-HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
#300 to #5 - tornadomad
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What is up with all thHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
#282 to #5 - robbayyy
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User avatar #23 to #5 - therio
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what happened? I do not know what new comment trend this is someone explain why the old man is suffering waiting for his manbearpig follicles to surface
#25 to #23 - Yojimbo
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It's kinda hard to explain but I'll try. It's this ongoing joke whe-HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
User avatar #28 to #25 - punnyjunky
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The ****? These have no relevance to the Content at al-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
#48 to #23 - acksl
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This has actually been around for a long time. It's pretty simple though, you just preHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
#74 to #23 - fent
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It's from this tumblr content where th-HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGG
User avatar #84 to #74 - rollmeanddie
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It's actually a reference to Candlejack from Freakazoid, who

HHHHN
#85 to #84 - superanonymouspers
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Come on you guys, this is getting pretty ridiculous. Let's just sto--HHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
#146 to #85 - anon id: 8871df6b
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HNNNNNNNNNGR... wha?
User avatar #127 to #5 - toxicwarning
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this is not funny at all... HHNNNGGGGG
#167 to #127 - anon id: b5793f26
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I agr--HHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG
#41 - dehumanizer
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>rakia mentioned outside of the balkan peninsula
>everyone in southestern europe swells with pride
User avatar #101 to #41 - catpower
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my grandma brings homemade rakija illegally to canada, and it's absolutely great.
#103 to #101 - dehumanizer
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fak da polies
#218 to #41 - anon id: 62fd1d04
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Oh that homemade Rakia in Dalmatian Zagora.Rakia is like the ULTIMATE Balkan Slavic drink,its not (just) Serbian
#219 to #218 - dehumanizer
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booze ftw
User avatar #65 to #41 - kimilsung
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I want to try it so bad. They don't sell it in spain as far as i know. Maybe i'll go serbia this summer and get full of it
#93 to #65 - seizure
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It's also available in Macedonia, Bulgaria and Montenegro, as far as I know. It's not just a Serbian drink. Anyway, 2/3 times when I'm an about-to-pass-out drunk it's because I've mixed rakija with something else. It's a drink that will **** you up. I was hungover for two days once, because of it. A friend of my dad who had a mild heart condition died at like 44 because he had too much of the stuff...
User avatar #110 to #93 - bigstick
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basically everywhere in the balkans except greece
those faggots are too broke to have it
#187 to #93 - dehumanizer
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>tfw drinking rakia with wine and smoking weed

User avatar #244 to #65 - CROfna
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u are more likely to find šljivovica which is basically the same thing
User avatar #245 to #244 - CROfna
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(šllivovica is type of rakija)
User avatar #164 to #65 - bosskiss
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You in Spain have absinthe
User avatar #310 to #164 - kimilsung
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True dat. It's like swallowing solvent.
User avatar #72 to #65 - dehumanizer
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My best guess is try to homebrew it.

Making Rakia with a Bulgarian Master
#44 - oaaaa
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cant be unseen
User avatar #126 to #44 - popcorncolonel
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Did he shave off his nose too?
#37 - niggernazi
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yeah man, beards are so godamn manly
User avatar #138 to #37 - economic
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He isn't a man. He's too fat to be a real man.
#112 to #37 - zyconx
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Comment Picture
#43 to #37 - markonj
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That is a neck beard, that one up there is a real one
#67 to #37 - wheredahoodat
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The beard in the content is pretty damn manly. This is like saying chicks in bikinis aren't attractive because morbidly obese people can wear them too.
#26 - anon id: 28ede0a9
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RAKIJA IS BULGARIAN
#45 to #26 - dehumanizer
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Rakia belongs to everyone of the balkan master race, weather they are bulgar, serb, greek,romanian, turk, croat,bosnian or slovanian.

>i am drinking rakia right now as i write this message
>cheers for another year of >tfw no gf
User avatar #178 to #45 - butterisgood
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Jesus, man
User avatar #30 to #26 - crotchlesshotpants
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Rakija is neither Serbian, nor Bulgarian, nor Romanian. Its not Turkish, its not from Croatia or Slovenia. Its not a country-specific drink.
All the Balkan ********* keep saying its from THEIR counrty and their country alone.
It is actually popular in all the Countries that once were Ottoman-Affiliated.
#36 to #30 - jamessevensix
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User avatar #34 to #30 - killerofed
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Well said.
Im bosnian, and people here claim it to be ours too.
User avatar #40 to #34 - crotchlesshotpants
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You again^^
User avatar #60 to #40 - Shole
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Its a balkan drink thats all, it only taste different in different zones, and thats because the land is better for a fruit or another, example is oltenia(Romania) and Timocka Krajna(Serbia) where pears appeared to be going well so people made sljivovica, while in central serbia there is Lozovaca (Rakija made from grapes)
Anyhow lets go drinkin
User avatar #246 to #60 - CROfna
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sljivovica is made from plums
User avatar #309 to #246 - Shole
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Sorry I was drunk
#71 - smokedmeatlog
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My beard after 3 months. Im only 18.
#79 to #71 - anon id: 248e2064
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Nice job cropping it so we can't see your fedora and your 'Debate Me' t-shirt.
User avatar #302 to #71 - heatmon
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Go away cokeman, we need more Videos you FAGIT
#111 to #71 - guanyu
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Get a haircut beardcut, hippie! I also had a beard like that at your age. Still have it.
User avatar #257 to #71 - garentei
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That looks like my balls, no offense.
#185 to #71 - shadeymuffin
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" I'm only 18. "
Implying it's impressive to have that beard at that age when all you've done is just not shave for a metric **** ton of time.
User avatar #80 to #71 - rheago
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I'd trim it a bit.
No offence but it doesn't look super great atm.
after you trim it it might look a lot better
User avatar #89 to #71 - roninneko
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Dude, groom that ****. It looks like a '70s chick's bush.
User avatar #240 to #89 - malacyman
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your comment reminded me of this

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#49 - anon id: 57dc641f
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Screw beards, i'm gonna be a bishie.
#59 to #49 - feelythefeel
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#87 to #59 - stalini
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Mao is a chink, so it's irrelevant
#224 - dickticklerluv
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I don't think I did it right
User avatar #251 to #224 - tatwis
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And I thought I had bad acne
#1 - warlockrichard
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Comment Picture
User avatar #288 to #1 - dross
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David Cameron's shipwrecked brother.