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how to git gud: H1Z1

 
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how to git gud: H1Z1. player = hour-glass shaped silhouette. zombie = humanoid silhouette you will also get a lot more enjoyment out of the game, as the ambienc

player = hour-glass shaped silhouette.
zombie = humanoid silhouette


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how to git gud: H1Z1. player = hour-glass shaped silhouette. zombie = humanoid silhouette you will also get a lot more enjoyment out of the game, as the ambienc

you will also get a lot more enjoyment out of the game, as the ambience does a great job of making you paranoid
( **** creaky houses!)


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how to git gud: H1Z1. player = hour-glass shaped silhouette. zombie = humanoid silhouette you will also get a lot more enjoyment out of the game, as the ambienc

walking takes ******* forever, and in cars you're practically invincible.


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After you scavenge from the cars on the road, duck into the ditch beside it and keep walking. you make a less-obvious target to anyone who's keeping their eye on it with a hunting rifle, and won't be seen by anyone with a car.


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how to git gud: H1Z1. player = hour-glass shaped silhouette. zombie = humanoid silhouette you will also get a lot more enjoyment out of the game, as the ambienc

Seriously, I can't stress this enough.
Even someone who's a fresh spawn and says they're friendly is probably going to **** you over the first chance they get.
Try to get on a server with friends. Numbers may lower your general amount of supplies, but you'll have better survivability.


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how to git gud: H1Z1. player = hour-glass shaped silhouette. zombie = humanoid silhouette you will also get a lot more enjoyment out of the game, as the ambienc

!!! WARNING !!!

This doesn't work too well, but when you're just starting out, hey you never know.

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#2 - donated (03/02/2015) [+] (11 replies)
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People need to be taught not to trust people, The hell?

Well. Beats finding a "Im FRENDLEEEEE"and then crys like a bitch in chat cause you killed him, Failing to realise that saying you are friendly dosent allways mean im friendly.
#85 - BambisMother (03/03/2015) [-]
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>moving together
#1 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
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More's coming, don't worry!
#108 - chaoticlaw (03/03/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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Don't trust anyone that can't talk, they either do it by choice or cause they can't, but either way, they're the most likely to kill you.





And for ***** sake, don't stand still. Makes it a lot easier for people to headshot you with an arrow, or stick their dick in your ear. Just jump around and **** .
User avatar #5 - sinery (03/02/2015) [-]
>Play with friends
>Better survivability

You don't know my friends.
User avatar #104 to #5 - medexplain (03/03/2015) [-]
That's because I can't know people that don't exist.
#6 to #5 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #37 - skalias (03/02/2015) [-]
This isn't ******* explaining DnD
User avatar #41 to #37 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Tigtone's giving me a vacation
User avatar #58 to #41 - skalias (03/02/2015) [-]
Yeah but Tigtone works at Aldi in Zumia so **** him.
#121 to #41 - tigtone (03/03/2015) [-]
I haven't even made anything D&D content for the past week, if people want D&D content they can read through my content history and find the ones they haven't read.   
   
Besides I'm busying popping blood vessels in my head as I play Head of Security in Space Station 13 on a server where I had a 			*******		 mime subvert the Artificial Intelligence and a Warden who was molesting the clowns for looking at him while every other head of staff DC'd and went into cataconic states, I then had to assume acting captain while the Research Director turned himself into a 			*******		 slime.
I haven't even made anything D&D content for the past week, if people want D&D content they can read through my content history and find the ones they haven't read.

Besides I'm busying popping blood vessels in my head as I play Head of Security in Space Station 13 on a server where I had a ******* mime subvert the Artificial Intelligence and a Warden who was molesting the clowns for looking at him while every other head of staff DC'd and went into cataconic states, I then had to assume acting captain while the Research Director turned himself into a ******* slime.
User avatar #123 to #121 - decay ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh jesus **** , that sounds like the worst **** man. Pro tip, some times you just gotta give the clown the Electric chair to make your life easier.
User avatar #125 to #123 - tigtone (03/03/2015) [-]
Had an event one time when I was HoS, Revolutionaries with traitor PDAs with an opposing cult onboard.

User avatar #124 to #123 - tigtone (03/03/2015) [-]
Yogstation is the only station for extremities of autism.
User avatar #126 to #124 - decay ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
That's a funny way to spell Hippiestation.
User avatar #122 to #121 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
m8 you're talking gibberish to me. take that up with Decay
User avatar #32 - Keychan (03/02/2015) [-]
I'm curious as to what makes this game different from Dayz. I've played Dayz for a bit and stopped a long time ago, and now some of my other friends (who haven't played Dayz) are wanting to play H1Z1. Is there any new mechanic or features that it offers differently from Dayz?
User avatar #34 to #32 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
honestly, it's a lot easier to survive the enviroment, it's got a lot more to craft. however, it's got a lot less freedom (for instance, you can't handcuff someone, remove their pants, and force feed them a rotten banana)
think rust combined with DayZ
User avatar #93 to #34 - macacobr (03/03/2015) [-]
You can do that in DayZ? GOOD GOD WHAT A GAME
#8 - noonelikesdan (03/02/2015) [-]
Best tip, don't buy this crappy pay to win game.
User avatar #14 to #8 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
and how is it pay to win?
#16 to #14 - noonelikesdan (03/02/2015) [-]
It isn't free to play yet, but people who bought the early access get airdrops which give good weapons and vehicle parts and other equipment. Pretty sure you can buy more airdrops too.
User avatar #17 to #16 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
consider the following, in this order:
I have the game
I didn't start with air drops
air drops are expensive and have randomized, ****** basic loot in a decent amount
they're not a gauranteed get as anyone can pick them up
they spawn a **** load of zombies when they land.
#18 to #17 - noonelikesdan (03/02/2015) [-]
How do you have the game and not start with airdrops, thats impossible.
User avatar #36 to #18 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
also, read the steam store page. note the difference between the $20 and $40 editions.
#38 to #36 - noonelikesdan (03/02/2015) [-]
Is there anyway to make it so that I don't receive notifications from you?
User avatar #40 to #38 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
afraid not
User avatar #19 to #18 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
"how do you not play tf2 and start with a key"
#20 to #19 - noonelikesdan (03/02/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #21 to #20 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
my point was that you don't get free **** , even if you actually pay for the early access.
you know what my little bonus was? two crates, one key that opens one of them.
inside of the specific crates I got, you only get skins to apply to your clothing.
so yeah, the camo pants that don't hold any more than normal jeans totally is gonna help me git gud
#22 to #21 - noonelikesdan (03/02/2015) [-]
Dude, that doesn't mean it's not P2W, it's like buying RNG boxes in MMO's. If you spend money buying these boxes which could give you more winning potential, then it's P2W.
User avatar #23 to #22 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
they
only
drop
skins
for
clothing.

the only special crates that give you "better" loot are loot caches, which need to be gotten to in game and unlocked with a key you need to find in the game, by killing zombies and even then, it's still randomized.
#70 to #23 - goobagmageeee (03/02/2015) [-]
So i dont want to be that guy and trust me when i say i love what you do dndxplain but they do allow you to get weapons with air drops and it is kinda a bad thing
#26 to #23 - noonelikesdan (03/02/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCwapk30bDE Tell me again how it isn't pay to win.
User avatar #27 to #26 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
h1z1.gamepedia.com/Air_drops
the exact list of airdrops.
you are not gauranteed any specific one of these things
they are all supplies you can find around the world.
they all spawn zombies.
they are difficult to get.
#28 to #27 - noonelikesdan (03/02/2015) [-]
They all have a weapon...
User avatar #29 to #28 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
weapons aren't rare.
#30 to #29 - noonelikesdan (03/02/2015) [-]
I fail to see where you are going with this, the fact that they have airdrops in the game in the first place is beyond me, it's the same reason why I stopped playing rust. You also say that weapons arent rare, that's how come people complain that they spend hours looking for them without finding any. The game is pay to win, face it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
weapons aren't rare. you can make a bow that headshots (and instakills) in the same way as a pistol does, and it comes with infinite, craftable ammo.
Ammo is rare.
I **************** you.
last night, before a bear killed me, I had a shotgun with three full loads in my back pocket, a pistol with two full magazines in my other pocket, and a fireaxe - the strongest melee weapon in the game.
do you know why?
I nutted up and went into a city - the most dangerous place on the map, because players are ******* psychotic - alone, during the day and found a large amount.

#33 to #31 - noonelikesdan (03/02/2015) [-]
Thats brilliant, it's still a **** game, that I will never buy.
User avatar #35 to #33 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
'kay then.
#107 to #33 - komandantmirkoo (03/03/2015) [-]
you won't have to buy it ******* . it will be free on release.

also if you watched any stream of the game when the alpha started you would have seen that the airdrops are infact not pay2win because it takes like 2 minutes to drop and attracts people like crazy

in short, the airdrop is a "come kill me" beacon
#87 to #33 - samalicious (03/03/2015) [-]
I think that there are a bunch of pay-to-win games which directly make it harder for free-players.  Directly; better guns for cash, better upgrades, better accounts. With this H1Z1 stuff, you don't seem to understand the concept of playing-to-win. You find better items scrounging, and in the end the airdrops only give you certain amount of items which aren't very effective.   
   
Beyond that, guns aren't as rare as you think, and the differences between the $40 and the $20 editions are because the game is still pretty much in the works. You treat it as if it's as bad as LoL or some 			****		.
I think that there are a bunch of pay-to-win games which directly make it harder for free-players. Directly; better guns for cash, better upgrades, better accounts. With this H1Z1 stuff, you don't seem to understand the concept of playing-to-win. You find better items scrounging, and in the end the airdrops only give you certain amount of items which aren't very effective.

Beyond that, guns aren't as rare as you think, and the differences between the $40 and the $20 editions are because the game is still pretty much in the works. You treat it as if it's as bad as LoL or some **** .
#95 - darkjustifier (03/03/2015) [-]
I tried h1z1, the first time I logged in I had a dude chasing me down with a branch from the forest screaming at me about sucking a his hairy beaver in a really thick accent I think it was a russian who had recently moved to america or something but it made me not want to get on anymore
#99 to #95 - jackpott (03/03/2015) [-]
Well, did you suck his hairy beaver or not?
User avatar #100 to #99 - darkjustifier (03/03/2015) [-]
nay I died like a bitch, I am sure my anal port was put to good use
User avatar #101 to #95 - jrockjesse (03/03/2015) [-]
are you serious that would make me want to get on that game even more.
User avatar #102 to #101 - darkjustifier (03/03/2015) [-]
eh I've invested too much time in day z anyways
User avatar #69 - lolollo (03/02/2015) [-]
I'm not much a fan of this game. Everyone's jerking off to the idea of "It expresses the truth in human behavior!" when the reality is that the only reason they do that at all is because the game re spawns you, no matter how weak you are at the point of re spawn. In real survival situations, we're a trusting, yet surprisingly spiteful species. The ones who just go around shooting everyone because "I need to survive at all costs!" need to worry about both the other assholes running around exhibiting that behavior and the small-large bands of people who figured out there are strength in numbers. You shoot one guy for his half full bottle of water, and the rest of his banding party hunts you down to oblivion (hello spite). In real life, you don't re spawn, which should mean people are more likely to shoot at each other in order to protect themselves, but in reality results in people banding together to make sure they don't just have a ******* of enemies in each person they meet. Then what happens is even the rampant psychopath who would wait until everyone's asleep to steal everyone's **** and run away realizes "I'm much safer surrounded by a dozen people watching each others backs than I am alone having to watch my own."
User avatar #94 to #69 - grasman (03/03/2015) [-]
Yes, that's true.
That was the problem I already had with dayz.
It's not realistic at all.
You're running around alone for days and the first thing that comes to mind when you finally find another person is "I'm gonna shoot him"?
******** .
User avatar #96 to #69 - macacobr (03/03/2015) [-]
Beautiful logic. Have you ever watched SAO or played .hack? They discuss that kind of thing a lot. ^_^
User avatar #11 - kyoutu (03/02/2015) [-]
Top Tip: Don't play this terrible game.
User avatar #13 to #11 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
and why is it terrible?
User avatar #42 to #13 - angelious (03/02/2015) [-]
if i recall correctly it had a terrible launch. so that might be why kyoutu is thinking it sucks.


or maybe he mistakes it with the warz game. which was terrible game all together.
User avatar #43 to #42 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
it didn't have too bad a launch.
there's this myth going around that it's pay to win because of the airdrops though
User avatar #44 to #43 - angelious (03/02/2015) [-]
that might be it then.


dunno im largely disinterested in the zombie franchise in general after the boom it had with the dayz mod so im gspeaking mostly from hear say
User avatar #45 to #44 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
h1z1 is fun, for the most part.
zombies are less enemies and more enviromental hazards.
User avatar #46 to #45 - angelious (03/02/2015) [-]
mm yes. thats the charm of the zombie games these days. and i agree its an extremely clever format bringing fresh air into a stale part of horror,i just never was that interested in all of it...i tried to get the dayz mod. but i failed with the arma game(got an expansion instead of the main game) and after that i just lost interest.
User avatar #47 to #46 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
it happens. well, if you ever feel in the mood (once DayZ goes FTP) try it out
User avatar #48 to #47 - angelious (03/02/2015) [-]
i might.
User avatar #49 to #48 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
H1Z1*
#115 - tsagu (03/03/2015) [-]
I made a thing guys
#72 - datmine (03/02/2015) [-]
One of the best zombie survival tactics is allays to barricade yourself in the mountain and shoot anyone who comes in sight.
#73 to #72 - igelior (03/02/2015) [-]
this is also a good idea in general
User avatar #76 to #72 - danegunjic (03/02/2015) [-]
is that from a SMITE comic?
User avatar #77 to #76 - datmine (03/02/2015) [-]
Yes it is.
Want the link?
User avatar #80 to #77 - decay ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Man, **** that guy, I want a link. You might as well just post a link for all the lurkers reading the comments.
#81 to #80 - datmine (03/03/2015) [-]
Here hold this
account.hirezstudios.com/comic/index.html
Its a really short comic though.

PS: **** danegunjic
User avatar #86 to #81 - danegunjic (03/03/2015) [-]
brah
User avatar #82 to #81 - decay ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
That was real neat, thanks for sharing!
#83 to #82 - datmine (03/03/2015) [-]
Here hold this picture of how the skin looks ingame.
Theres a bow stance too for anyone who doesnt know.
Its a compound bow if anyone wants to know.
User avatar #84 to #83 - decay ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
That's Neat-o-clock mate, I don't even play that game but it looks pretty dope.
User avatar #78 to #77 - danegunjic (03/02/2015) [-]
nope. just checking.
#117 - xelx (03/03/2015) [-]
IF THEY DON'T TALK AND GET CLOSER TO YOU THEN IT IS OKAY TO ASSUME THEY WANT TO KILL YOU

BE VERY CAREFUL OF PEOPLE IN CLOTHS LIKE THIS DOG
User avatar #113 - LocoJoe (03/03/2015) [-]
That horizon thing works for any FPS
>playing Rising Storm
>attacking Iwo Jima as an American
>slowly pop head over hill
>see a round thing on the horizon
>bang
>kill
>see another
>bang
>miss
>bang
>miss
>bang
>kill
>see two more
>bang bang
>miss kill
>bang bang
>PING
>kill
User avatar #53 - spacehawk (03/02/2015) [-]
So it's Rust, but with cars and zombies?
User avatar #109 to #53 - komandantmirkoo (03/03/2015) [-]
and less naked people
#9 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
PvP is the worst experience. I only play PvE like a bitch because I was tired of getting shot every 10 goddamn seconds.
#10 to #9 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
It also seems that OP has blocked me so I have to post as anonymous.
User avatar #15 to #10 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I don't know who you are, but probably
#24 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
>Implying that i'll ever buy this repackaged zombie-survival mmo ********
User avatar #25 to #24 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
>no one was implying that you massive ******* cockgobbling faggot
User avatar #54 - malcolmcz (03/02/2015) [-]
I hate how they made this game pay to win, they can keep this ****
User avatar #55 to #54 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
>>#8, read this comment thread.
User avatar #56 to #55 - malcolmcz (03/02/2015) [-]
still its weird they actually want money for something that is still broken I heard many times that people payed for airdrops that could not be opened, also it have ****** graphics it just feel... idk why people even want to buy this game
User avatar #57 to #56 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
graphics are actually quite decent, and I've never heard of that issue with air drops (but then, I don't use 'em)
User avatar #59 to #57 - malcolmcz (03/02/2015) [-]
so you have it ? it seems you probably like it, but what is better on this game compared to others
User avatar #61 to #59 - compared (03/02/2015) [-]
Thanks for the mention, hope you are well.
User avatar #62 to #61 - malcolmcz (03/02/2015) [-]
heh you must have a lot of notifications with this name
User avatar #63 to #62 - compared (03/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, I get quite a few
User avatar #60 to #59 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I'm not saying it's better than any game. I prefer its UI over DayZ's, for the most part, and it's a bit more survivable.
User avatar #64 to #60 - malcolmcz (03/02/2015) [-]
yeah Dayz UI sucks, movement is kinda ****** , you cant jump, it is still alpha and buggy as hell but still my favorite game from this genre
User avatar #114 - admiraljt (03/03/2015) [-]
I'm just going to assume playing this is like DayZ Mod, DayZ standalone, and BreakingPoint....

Everyone just KOS and no one plays roles. Why play survival when you can't just troll, be a dick and play like its Wasteland... Its hard to find a good server in any of these games anymore...
User avatar #119 to #114 - dndxplain [OP]ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
dayz has PVE servers
User avatar #127 to #119 - admiraljt (03/03/2015) [-]
Yes, but there you cant kill at all. I still want pvp, but survival style, not team death match
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