How to get the girl
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ametaphoricalbaby (12/16/2015) [-] I feel like this is pretty relevant for most of the FJ users out there. Feel free to disagree though.
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ametaphoricalbaby (12/17/2015) [-] 
Oh man, I feel like this is a trap. Is it a boy, is it a girl? What are it's sexual preferences? Did it come from tumblr? What beast is it that replies ominously to my comment with the dreaded ellipses?
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anon (12/16/2015) [-]
women between the age of 15-25 are likely to be feminists on a 1/2 scale. So that's 50% crazy. And 50% i'll abuse you for your money and then ******* again.
I prefer to live alone. In solitude. No one is going to help me anyway. No one is going to care for me anyway. No one will ever take me serious anyway. No one cares anyway. Might aswell indeed take care of myself in the meanwhile. But I'll never wait or stop for someone to take interrests in me. Because they're biologicaly programmed to take things from you. either physicaly or mentaly. And I'm not going to be their flesh mannequin with some money.
I prefer to live alone. In solitude. No one is going to help me anyway. No one is going to care for me anyway. No one will ever take me serious anyway. No one cares anyway. Might aswell indeed take care of myself in the meanwhile. But I'll never wait or stop for someone to take interrests in me. Because they're biologicaly programmed to take things from you. either physicaly or mentaly. And I'm not going to be their flesh mannequin with some money.
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sumbohde (12/16/2015) [-]
have you ever actually talked to a girl? not sure where you're pulling the statistics out of your ass, but it sounds like you're making excuses because you're just afraid of rejection. And from what I can tell, girls won't take you seriously because you don't take yourself seriously. Like the video said, work on yourself before worrying about romance
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indigenouslotion (12/16/2015) [-] The fact that I can't tell if you're being facetious or not says a lot about this website.
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augustusxxiv (12/17/2015) [-] Jesus Christ, just shut the **** up. Listen to yourself. You just scream bitterness and self hate. No wonder no woman has gotten with you, you sound entitled and insufferable. You know it's a self fulfilling prophecy, right?
Drop your ******* pretensions and baseless opinions and go talk to women. Don't have expectations, just do it. Most women will reject you (especially YOU,) but that's fine, that's the nature of dating, like job hunting. But if you honestly think that out of 3,500,000,000 women that they are all either femininzais or gold diggers, then you're a close-minded fool. Simple as that.
Honestly, I hope you don't find any women, cause you sound like a twat. But if you think that you can't, or that they're not worth your time, I can guarantee you that's not true.
Drop your ******* pretensions and baseless opinions and go talk to women. Don't have expectations, just do it. Most women will reject you (especially YOU,) but that's fine, that's the nature of dating, like job hunting. But if you honestly think that out of 3,500,000,000 women that they are all either femininzais or gold diggers, then you're a close-minded fool. Simple as that.
Honestly, I hope you don't find any women, cause you sound like a twat. But if you think that you can't, or that they're not worth your time, I can guarantee you that's not true.
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obanesforever (12/17/2015) [-] No, you're just afraid of facing failure, and would rather come up with excuses than face that reality. If you have low self esteem, then go do some activities. It's bound to make you feel better than browsing Funnyjunk.
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dontknowmeatall (12/16/2015) [-]
Pretty much. I already do what the video says, but I do have to be constantly reminded of it or else I bounce back in the vicious circle.
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concetrationcamp (12/16/2015) [-] **concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image** agreed, but I think the reality is still a bit different. Going out and talking to as many girls as can get really frustrating after some months. This motivation videos make it look like you could change your whole life in a few weeks. But this is completely wrong!
I've been trough all this ******** . You go out...talk to girls and you get their phone numbers. The next day some of them doesn't even remember you...sometimes the number is wrong....Or sometimes the tell you that they have a bf and told you that they are single just to get a free drink. etc. never ending story
**concetrationcamp rolled image** agreed, but I think the reality is still a bit different. Going out and talking to as many girls as can get really frustrating after some months. This motivation videos make it look like you could change your whole life in a few weeks. But this is completely wrong!
I've been trough all this ******** . You go out...talk to girls and you get their phone numbers. The next day some of them doesn't even remember you...sometimes the number is wrong....Or sometimes the tell you that they have a bf and told you that they are single just to get a free drink. etc. never ending story
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concetrationcamp (12/16/2015) [-] ok, I'm sorry for that roll...just imagine it's not there at all and read the text.
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sarcasticat (12/16/2015) [-]
u wanna know the fuss???
its that ur still wasting our oxygen
its that ur still wasting our oxygen
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ametaphoricalbaby (12/17/2015) [-] This sounds like some trillby-wearing ******** . I feel like your roll was destiny. Maybe you should try talking to girls without expecting them to be single or sleep with you? Maybe don't buy them drinks unless you're friends with them? I can 100% guarantee you that your likelihood of getting a girlfriend goes up when you talk to girls. Stop bitching about not getting what you want.
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concetrationcamp (12/17/2015) [-] I didn't have any expectations at all. You could do a video "How-To" if you want to help guys here included me. One comment with a spongebob picture doesn't really help me.
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danniegurl [OP](12/17/2015) [-] Their channel has lots of other helpful videos. Your should check them out.
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lgninjaleetful (12/16/2015) [-] You are absolutely correct actually.
I use to think like this. I've changed my way of thinking about a year ago, but this certainly helps remind me and others to wake up to reality.
I use to think like this. I've changed my way of thinking about a year ago, but this certainly helps remind me and others to wake up to reality.
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chitownbrownie (12/16/2015) [-] i changed my way for like 2 years and just got myself stuck on this girl... **** me
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anon (12/16/2015) [-] > try to stop obsessing
> go to museums, try to work out a bit more, improve self
> noticed myself getting more relaxed around girls
> somehow only hit it off with those i'm not attracted to
> do not want to ask them out because i'd be lying to myself and them if i told them i want to be with them
> freak out about this not going the way i planned
> try to see what i want in a girl to try and see a pattern i could use to identify other girls that share similar characteristics to approach them better.
> focus so much on them i start obsessing
> back to square 1
> go to museums, try to work out a bit more, improve self
> noticed myself getting more relaxed around girls
> somehow only hit it off with those i'm not attracted to
> do not want to ask them out because i'd be lying to myself and them if i told them i want to be with them
> freak out about this not going the way i planned
> try to see what i want in a girl to try and see a pattern i could use to identify other girls that share similar characteristics to approach them better.
> focus so much on them i start obsessing
> back to square 1
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danniegurl [OP](12/16/2015) [-] Why though? It seems like encouragement to me. To improve yourself and your life.
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danniegurl [OP](12/16/2015) [-] No problem! I actually mention them relatively frequently because they have good advice , they're funny, and have helped lots of actual guys (including themselves) but it doesn't seem like it's ever taken too seriously.
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iliketires (12/16/2015) [-] This video is true. it really is.
I was like this with a girl I knew in college (I'm almost a year graduated now) For almost half of my entire college career. We were good friends, she was beautiful and I couldn't stop thinking about our lives more than just friends. But I never found the courage to tell her how I feel, and I really did become the friendzone guy, just comforting her when one of her boyfriends would do something ****** .
It wasn't until I realized there was another girl at my work who I didn't even realize I liked for the longest time. We always were friends at work, I always made her laugh, and I could be my complete self around her. After the realization that I was being a dick cheese with the first girl, I asked the second out, and now we have been together for almost a year.
I know you probably don't give a **** about me or my life but hey I was bored and had the time. *shrugs*
I was like this with a girl I knew in college (I'm almost a year graduated now) For almost half of my entire college career. We were good friends, she was beautiful and I couldn't stop thinking about our lives more than just friends. But I never found the courage to tell her how I feel, and I really did become the friendzone guy, just comforting her when one of her boyfriends would do something ****** .
It wasn't until I realized there was another girl at my work who I didn't even realize I liked for the longest time. We always were friends at work, I always made her laugh, and I could be my complete self around her. After the realization that I was being a dick cheese with the first girl, I asked the second out, and now we have been together for almost a year.
I know you probably don't give a **** about me or my life but hey I was bored and had the time. *shrugs*
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pollozero (12/17/2015) [-] This video kinda happened to me, I was kinda obsessed with a girl. since 6th grade or so. I noticed that she was a cool popular girl so in order to talk to her I had to step my game up. I started like a ladder knowing people and being very dynamic with people around me starting with geeky all the way to the popular guys and girls.I moved from school in 8th grade and then In 12th grade I was already the most popular guy on the new school. One day I saw a new girl on 11th grade and with all the confident I had I couldn't get her attention. it wansnt until the last days of my senior year a girl introduced me to her. long story short we have been together for 8 years And have travelled to Europe, USA and China. Its really awesome to start having confident in yourself and start talking to everyone and being nice. It really improves live.
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gabsmatags (12/16/2015) [-] Congratulations dude, good on you for opening up to other people. How'd it work out between you and the first girl? Are you still friends or have you parted ways?
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iliketires (12/17/2015) [-] We are still friends. We barely talk now though because we both graduated and live in different parts of the state. I don't how she feels about me being the one having a girlfriend now though lol
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gabsmatags (12/17/2015) [-] Well, I'm happy to hear things have worked out for you. It's always nice to hear that people are able to stay friends despite such events taking place.
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ledhendrix (12/16/2015) [-] Is there also a video on "how to get a job with good enough pay to afford lonely asian guys' expensive-ass apartment"?
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ledhendrix (12/17/2015) [-] Guess im born to never live in an expensive-ass apartment then....
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galadvin (12/16/2015) [-] i am currently married to "that girl" all i had to do was "accidentally drunk text my feelings and my penis" 10/10 best lady ever
pic is our baby and santa cause yes
pic is our baby and santa cause yes
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runescapewasgood ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] holy **** tell santa to look out for that bear
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borderlineparanoid ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] I don't have any interest in a relationship with anyone.
what now?
what now?
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dreadedsin (12/16/2015) [-] Then tell her that you're not looking for friendship right now and send her a dildo with the words 'literally go **** yourself' enscribed on it
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morphodite ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] After my last relationship ended (about a year ago), I was so tired out that I stopped thinking about the possibility of having a relationship altogether. It really helped tbh. I've been able to focus more on the things that make me happy like the massive backlog of games I haven't played yet or hanging out with my friends, and it just feels more fulfilling. If a girl comes along who I end up liking, that's cool. But if she doesn't, that's equally cool.
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DrOctoganapus (12/16/2015) [-] I've been watching way too much Filthy Frank videos because I noticed this in a spit second
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fappafappafap (12/16/2015) [-] Couldn't that guy just read her mind to find out how she feels or what she wants?
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thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-] This was basically 500 Days of Summer condensed down into four minutes and 25 seconds.
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zacisghandi (12/16/2015) [-] as soon as i realised this i was much better off, now i'm coming up to 9 years with my girlfriend who infact in the one rather then running around after others who only waste your time
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scorcho (12/16/2015) [-] if a girl 'friendzones' you, but you are looking for a romantic relationship, just tell her that you are not looking to be friends. Then break it off. Will spare you a lot of heartache and humiliation.
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kegget (12/17/2015) [-] "friendzone" is ******* stupid
If the only reason you're around a girl is because she's pretty and you're waiting for your opening, then just leave her alone. Leading her on and making her think that you're a genuine friend and not some horny faggot is such a dick thing to do.
If the only reason you're around a girl is because she's pretty and you're waiting for your opening, then just leave her alone. Leading her on and making her think that you're a genuine friend and not some horny faggot is such a dick thing to do.
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psychotayto (12/17/2015) [-] I thought this was gonna be some stupid "kissing prank in the hood" videos but jesus christ i can't stress how right this guy is and how you should take everything he said into consideration, ESPECIALLY the gym part and the leading your life part.
