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Submitted: 05/24/2014
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#1 - anonymous (05/24/2014) [+] (11 replies)
4) Wait for the hookers to show up
#6 - dannycharlton (05/25/2014) [+] (10 replies)
If THAT car is decent in Russia, I'd be beating them off with a ****** stick with this
#10 to #6 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
Are you even familiar with cars? That´s a Lancer Evo dude.
#11 - vinylshark (05/25/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I bet the legs of the blonde one spent more time in the air than on the ground
#3 - robuntu (05/25/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Is that what passes for a decent car in Russia? lolz
#9 to #3 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
A Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 7, 8 or 9 (not sure which it is, they look pretty similar), is a pretty decent car. Around 350 ps and 35 -40.000 $ pre-owned. Russian women know good cars if they see them.
Did you ever watch Fast and the Furious or play Need for Speed? Guess not, otherwise you would value this car. "lolz"
#12 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolled image** if girls dress like blonde normally im moving to russia
#28 - justleaving (05/25/2014) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks he bought that car with the money those girls made him?
#30 - pedobearRAW (05/25/2014) [-]
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#55 - benevolentpsycho (05/25/2014) [-]
Just show mosin nagant
#42 - EjaculationMan (05/25/2014) [-]
i think you meant "how to get laid in anywhere on earth"
#25 - domefige (05/25/2014) [-]
>Skip step 1
>Stand next to nice car
>Acquire hookers
#62 - OperativeOpposite ONLINE (05/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #61 - thatguyontheright (05/25/2014) [-]
Not worth it, the AIDS statistics in Russia are horrible...there's no Stalin the AIDS virus over there.
User avatar #22 - vwanyama (05/25/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Elliot Rodger was a handsome guy with a **** load of cash, still couldn't get laid. Maybe the fact he was a psyhco freak didn't help him right enough.
User avatar #18 - gaytard (05/25/2014) [-]
or just stand next to a bad ass car and claim it as yours
#13 - awesomechardey (05/25/2014) [+] (25 replies)
I know, it's a evo and **** . But it kinda is still a Lancer. There is a **** ton of better cars.
User avatar #77 to #64 - legodude ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
people who don't like waking everyone up with a stupidly loud car, who want comfort and sophistication
#2 - anonymous (05/24/2014) [-]
How to get laid anywhere in the world
#75 - mankey (05/25/2014) [-]
Lada Niva gets all the birds.
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User avatar #26 - basicargentinian (05/25/2014) [-]
It probably has a lot to do with the fact that he's young and fit and those are hookers.
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