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#13 - thefasrdog ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Me:Hey can you...uh get my phone
Her:What?
Me: Put...put your number on my phone?
Her: Sorry...I have to go.
Me:y-you too.
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User avatar #124 to #13 - JonathanNowFuckYou (10/14/2015) [-]
one of the 1,000,000 benefits of NOT choosing a mate at random from the street.
User avatar #129 to #13 - exotic (10/14/2015) [-]
top tier grinch post
#50 to #13 - walkeraw (10/14/2015) [-]
Maybe if you said it with confidence like he did?

...or was that a joke, I don't know, I'm falling out of touch with this site recently
#61 to #50 - oinos (10/14/2015) [-]
Scream at her to stick it in?
#81 to #50 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
**** YOU NORMIE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #98 to #50 - toncheky ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
you need to have confidence to do that
#56 to #50 - jusmumbo (10/14/2015) [-]
I get a kneejerk reaction in those situations, it literally is way too hard to be that smooth.
User avatar #62 to #56 - boarderlinegreat (10/14/2015) [-]
Really there is no guarantee that this works a 100%. To be confident sure helps but if you're not her type (like at all) it doesn't help much.

In my opinion to get them off guard is the best way. Of course to approach a girl confident and engage them like a friend supports that "strategy".
#54 to #50 - floran (10/14/2015) [-]
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#97 to #13 - veryfahnyjokes (10/14/2015) [-]
Guy: hey can you reach for my phone?

Grill: ...

Guy: ...

Grill: ...

Guy: oh yeah, I'm talking to a grill.

xDDDDD
User avatar #100 to #97 - drummerperson (10/14/2015) [-]
this an abstract kind of cancer here
xDDD
User avatar #84 to #13 - shivaspace (10/14/2015) [-]
that's exactly what would happen to me... good thing I found my gf on the internet and we're both a little awkward
User avatar #85 to #84 - ningyoaijin (10/14/2015) [-]
I found my boyfriend on the internet too. Adorkableness is a very endearing trait, it seems.
User avatar #94 to #85 - shivaspace (10/14/2015) [-]
it's really good not needing to feel bad in awkward situations and just laugh about it together...
#114 to #94 - spacemanae (10/14/2015) [-]
we'll can't really help. it was her first date ever. and i have had quite some dates (not many worked out though) so i knew a bit on how to handle it. for example: i noticed she was feeling nervous, so i said "are you as nervous as i am?" ya know, to let her know she's not alone in this. it broke the tension immediately. try to make her feel comfortable and make sure you have something to talk about, for me it was music and the love for food. only a few months in we noticed we both are a quite geeky and even now we surprise each other. all of this is great and all, but there is one thing more important. love yourself and be comfortable with yourself. you don't need a person who makes you feel like you are not yourself. i need emotional support from time to time, i like to talk about what bothers me. search for the person who is able, or at least willing, to give what you need in a relationship
User avatar #142 to #114 - shivaspace (10/15/2015) [-]
I really agree. But I'm not sure what would happen when I would be alone. I guess I'm pretty dependent... In the last 9 years I always had a girlfriend (except for maybe 6 months in total), because I can't handle to be alone. It makes me nervous somehow...

But it's really really great to boost other person's self confidence. Both of my ex gfs and also my current gf hated some of their bodyparts for example, although it wasn't too bad. It's awesome to see them smile when you show them you love exactly those body parts... Well but my ex gf left me after she got too much confidence... damn hope it won't happen again.
#88 to #85 - spacemanae (10/14/2015) [-]
tinder for mine...yea i too didn't expect that. but hey. we're together for 2 years now, so how bad can tinder be...
User avatar #95 to #88 - shivaspace (10/14/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know a different way to approach girls than via long and interesting messages... Also I don't have many real friends, so where should I meet girls? Well the girls at my university seemed interesting (but not interested) when I went there a few years ago...
#86 to #85 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
That's not a word faggot. Stop.
#99 to #13 - veryfahnyjokes (10/14/2015) [-]
guy: hey can you get my phone for me?

Shanueeqa: *grabs phone* *runs away*
#73 to #13 - enlightednatzie (10/14/2015) [-]
>tfw hot as hell
>still no gf
User avatar #125 to #119 - enlightednatzie (10/14/2015) [-]
Yeah but i dont have a sweet ass bmw
User avatar #102 to #90 - enlightednatzie (10/14/2015) [-]
im too much of a jew
#3 - taydem ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
He did it. The absolute madman.
#76 - AztecJew (10/14/2015) [-]
Comment Summary:

-"looks staged"
-"I have low confidence/self esteem"
-Essays on how to deal with low confidence/self esteem
-frogs
#14 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
when he's telling them about the hidden camera it gets so ******* awkward

"look I only asked for your number because Im making this video, now im gonna put you and a handful of other girls online falling for my trick"

honest intentions
User avatar #7 - obtuseabuse (10/13/2015) [-]
Looks fake
User avatar #8 to #7 - obtuseabuse (10/13/2015) [-]
Oh no. I ruined the illusion
#19 to #8 - rongdisk (10/14/2015) [-]
Getting girls will never be this easy
User avatar #27 to #19 - satansferret (10/14/2015) [-]
Not if you're ugly or average. Gotta build up rapport and a connection then.
User avatar #108 to #27 - asmodiax (10/14/2015) [-]
Guys, come quickly satansferret is giving advice on how to get a girl, listen carefully i bet he kisseded many of females
User avatar #126 to #108 - steinway (10/14/2015) [-]
lol what a faggot
User avatar #120 to #108 - satansferret (10/14/2015) [-]
Lemme know when everyone's here k?
User avatar #130 to #19 - SteyrAUG (10/14/2015) [-]
Not with that attitude.

#49 to #19 - gentledragon (10/14/2015) [-]
It is you mongrel , stop being a pussi
User avatar #59 to #8 - opticmonkey ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
Why does everyone think this is fake? It's not that far fetched
#30 - austinrocket (10/14/2015) [-]
This guy really knows how to work out too.
User avatar #110 to #30 - asmodiax (10/14/2015) [-]
Feel bad for that asian kid, looks like he is first time in the gym... Welp hes not coming back
#5 - andywazowski (10/13/2015) [-]
That was pretty slick. Damn, I wish I had that much confidence.
User avatar #24 to #5 - aleypal (10/14/2015) [-]
for me this wouldn't take that much confidence. it's just some random girl that i don't even know yet. if it fails then who cares. if it works though.. girls i know take confidence to ask out.
User avatar #109 to #24 - asmodiax (10/14/2015) [-]
I agree, it takes much more confidence to ask out someone you've been knowing for some time.
User avatar #10 to #5 - oxidoferroso (10/13/2015) [-]
Or the money/friends to pull this fake ass trick out
#26 - majormoron ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #12 - majordegree (10/13/2015) [-]
I thought he had a grill in his hands....
#17 to #12 - thatonesouthernkid (10/13/2015) [-]
nah, but he's about to have a grill in his bed.
User avatar #25 to #17 - tehweave (10/14/2015) [-]
What the **** ... I've seen this somewhere before...
#2 - funnyhard (10/13/2015) [-]
Good jahb!
#77 - tarabostes (10/14/2015) [-]
PHONE IN POCKET PRANK GONE SEXUAL 2015
#20 - slapchoppin (10/14/2015) [-]
when he finds out it was a fake number
User avatar #52 - dingdongz (10/14/2015) [-]
haha like id ever let anyone unlock my phone
User avatar #53 to #52 - dingdongz (10/14/2015) [-]
or talk to a woman in public
User avatar #55 to #53 - whatwhen (10/14/2015) [-]
or be in public
#75 to #55 - thecrayzeeman (10/14/2015) [-]
or be
User avatar #91 to #75 - LePedobear (10/14/2015) [-]
or
User avatar #9 - removekimchi (10/13/2015) [-]
he paid her
#4 - tormain (10/13/2015) [-]
Smooth af
#16 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
And when he looks at the name and its:

No Way Loser!
#112 - mitters (10/14/2015) [-]
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>mfw I dont even have a phone
>havent had one for 3 years now
User avatar #1 - wellimnotsure ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
that was pretty ******* smooth
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