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How to get a date

Cl copypasta Arm us. / : 25
HEW TE MEET THE GIRL BF N' DREAMS ()
Buy a weener' s glede.
Approach the girl wnl like wearing the weeners glede.
Ask her "Excuse me. have wnl seen a ween fly by here?
Itshe says "Na," leek distraught and ask her itshe wouldnt mind helping wnl leek fer yew ween.
Ne human being welli: l ever turn dawn an oppertunity like this.
Use the time wnl spend teveel' ier searching fer the ween m get m knew her.
At the end ofyour search will minutes) wnl will prabably need tinseling re'. the less ofyour ene true friend.
By this mint her interest in wnl based en the fan that wnl were able m put much We and time inte the raising Ma ween will mere than ensure a second date, and frem there it' s just a hep skip and aju mp m marriage.
luck!
MUTE: If by chance a ween deem appear mt m . simply say A [ween' s name] We missed wnl much! Dent ever seam me like that again!" Then effer m take the girl m dinner fer helping wnl find yew lest ween. Ben us: ‘mu just get
a free ween!
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#3 - I Am Monkey (12/17/2013) [-]
>Falcon lands in front of you   
>Have no choice but to try to catch it   
>No idea what you're doing   
>Falcon retaliates   
>End up in the hospital from peck wounds
>Falcon lands in front of you
>Have no choice but to try to catch it
>No idea what you're doing
>Falcon retaliates
>End up in the hospital from peck wounds
#5 - brrigg ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
"buy a falconers glove"   
XD
"buy a falconers glove"
XD
#9 - WillWalrus (12/18/2013) [-]
What if she decides that since your falcon didn't come back, clearly you're a ****** falconer and did not put that much time and love into it?
#7 - snakefire (12/18/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I had a kestral and a hawk and I got them BEFORE I got my falconers glove. My hands ended up so damn shredded that skin was hanging loose.

Razor sharp talons man.
User avatar #4 - wellimnotsure (12/17/2013) [-]
**** it I'm trying this
#6 - tehfalconguy (12/18/2013) [-]
Can confirm, am falcon
Can confirm, am falcon
User avatar #1 - Dwarf (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm gonna be drowning in falcons after this.
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