How to flirt. . how to fiight: wil' Someone on an museums introduce yourself and thee Say' 1’ u. wouid Shake your hand but that sign ; hot to touch do ho I brok
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how to fiight: wil' Someone on an
museums introduce yourself and
thee Say' 1’ u. wouid Shake your hand
but that sign ; hot to touch
do ho I broke D post but
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Submitted: 08/13/2014
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#5 - davidteninch (08/13/2014) [+] (10 replies)
This only works if you're good looking though.
#1 - RedHulk (08/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**RedHulk rolled image** That reminds me, When is jontron gonna post another video?!?!
#2 to #1 - slenderwolf (08/13/2014) [-]
He likes to take his sweet time with it, but he never disappoints.
He likes to take his sweet time with it, but he never disappoints.
#27 - fergferg (08/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
**fergferg rolled image** how to flirt
**fergferg rolled image** how to flirt
User avatar #14 - gibroner (08/13/2014) [-]
doesn't work if you're at a natural history museum
#11 - cantfindanynames (08/13/2014) [-]
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#13 - mosaicbrain (08/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
But, but what then if you're at a trash museum?
#28 - thecrayzeeman (08/13/2014) [-]
How to flirt:

Stare at her crotch and ask "You gonna eat that?".
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**anonymous rolled image**
**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #34 to #26 - revanmal (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm not an unfunny piece of **** , so I'll actually tell you:

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
#20 - phantompaladin (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Hey girl, are you goin' on sale? 'Cuz I'd love to see you with 80% off...
Hey girl, are you goin' on sale? 'Cuz I'd love to see you with 80% off...
#52 - kez (08/14/2014) [-]
I know this is a joke and all but feel its good advice

Hitting on someone like that is normally a pretty bad way to go about it because you're giving them a lot of value straight off the bat, and unless you already have value yourself that they know of you've basically just put them in a tier above you and since people generally look for a partner of equal or greater value, you've given yourself a kinda handicap.

You can gain value straight off the bat in numerous ways. Being good looking is the simplest. Showing a lot of confidence is another, such as being on your own and confidently start talking to a group of girls. Something that really puts you on the line like that creates a lot of instant value cos that **** takes balls. Or if you're wearing a 1000 $ suit or just got out a lambo, that money shows you're succesful and gives you value.

Thats one reason why good looking people can be blunt about it but others doing the same come off as creepy.
#50 - ryapot (08/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 - samoaspider (08/13/2014) [-]
Also how to repel women in a museum:
"ayy gurl, you look so fine they should exhibit you with the other masterpieces, too bad yo tits look ancient"
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #9 to #4 - wumbido (08/13/2014) [-]
double asterisks m80
#46 - knightgiver (08/14/2014) [-]
Tried flirting with my senpai and this was the result.
Tried flirting with my senpai and this was the result.
#39 - theexplodingcheez (08/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
hey, my name's Grant!
#33 - monozo (08/13/2014) [-]
Fj shall fuel my sex life with only the most clever of pick up lines
#19 - snwl (08/13/2014) [-]
I cant use this in Africa....
User avatar #17 - gayobliteratorhere (08/13/2014) [-]
or they can be old
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