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How to enrage a friend

 
How to enrage a friend. >Friend has been on FJ for close to five years >I created an account 10 days ago >His goal is color text >Comment once and l

>Friend has been on FJ for close to five years
>I created an account 10 days ago
>His goal is color text
>Comment once and leave for a day, don't really care for thumbs
>Get over 350 thumbs and get a week of colored text
>Friend flips tables and loses his crap
>His total thumbs are something like 200 greens
>Mfw don't care about thumbs and almost doubled my friend's thumbs with one comment.
>git gud

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Submitted: 03/21/2015
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#4 - killerjhtwo ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
Total thumbs of 200?!
HA!
He must be either a terrible troll or a complete autist. People get 500 thumbs for every lion king repost purely by seeing it in the newest uploads and saying "Hakuna my tatas" or "inb4 Hakuna my tatas"
or more recently
"But can it melt steel beams."
Seriously, people thumb up some stupid **** . People thumb up reposts on this website and then complain about them reaching front page.
If he's been here 5 years and hasn't even managed to poke past 200, he should probably just stop........
What a scrub.
User avatar #10 to #4 - zenler (03/21/2015) [-]
chyeah my acc is 8 years and ive barely tried, 200 is nothing lol
how do ya get coloured text doe
User avatar #13 to #10 - killerjhtwo ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
By getting over 350 on one comment or content, I'm not too sure.
User avatar #15 to #13 - zenler (03/22/2015) [-]
oh right yeah
User avatar #21 to #15 - maxismahname (03/22/2015) [-]
500+ on comment I thinnk. 1000 on content or something like that. I have 8 colored text items currently and I have no idea where they came from. I think it was from being active on boards for a period of time
User avatar #22 to #21 - zenler (03/22/2015) [-]
ahk, damn thats a lot lol
User avatar #23 to #22 - maxismahname (03/22/2015) [-]
Definitely
User avatar #24 to #23 - zenler (03/22/2015) [-]
indeedy
User avatar #20 to #4 - maxismahname (03/22/2015) [-]
I think one my highest rated comment was 600+ thumbs, and it was simply agreeing with something Conan said. One of my other best was about 400 thumbs,and it was this:

"lol I get it"
-me, 2014
#8 - MatthewsGauss ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
>5 years
>56k green pinkies
All I do is post porn every once in a while
#11 to #8 - igelior (03/21/2015) [-]
this picture is so extremely fitting to your comment
User avatar #12 to #8 - angelicdemon (03/21/2015) [-]
6.5k and I rarely post content.
User avatar #9 to #8 - iolith (03/21/2015) [-]
man i got your five years in nearly 3 months i really need to go outside
#17 - awesomedewd (03/22/2015) [-]
Well... I got the most thumbs for comments that were just ridiculously dumb...
User avatar #18 - peanutsaurusrex (03/22/2015) [-]
5 years and only 200

jesus ****
thats just embarrassing
User avatar #14 - zorach (03/21/2015) [-]
Colored text isn't that hard to get if you just look at what gets the most thumbs.
#5 - thebluedream ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
HFW he sees this post
#6 to #5 - imapessimist [OP](03/21/2015) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #3 - charagrin (03/21/2015) [-]
It's dah white man, alwayce tryina keep a brotha down.
User avatar #36 - sptnfouroneseven (03/22/2015) [-]
I got colored text the other week... Haven't used it yet. Anyone want it for some absurd offer?
User avatar #37 to #36 - imapessimist [OP](03/22/2015) [-]
You can actually trade stuff on here? How?
User avatar #38 to #37 - sptnfouroneseven (03/22/2015) [-]
Don't remember but I was meaning something with value, like a game or some such. I'm sure someone here would do it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - imapessimist [OP](03/22/2015) [-]
That's the exact gif that got me all of the thumbs.
User avatar #29 to #28 - imapessimist [OP](03/22/2015) [-]
I feel violated.

Is this what its like to be famous?
User avatar #30 to #29 - manwithspecialeyes (03/22/2015) [-]
Kudos on the colored text but just a while ago Addy lowered the thumb requirement for colored, and your friend has likely been here longer than that.
User avatar #31 to #30 - imapessimist [OP](03/22/2015) [-]
Thanks, I haven't used the text yet. Feels kind of pointless if it only lasts a few days.
What makes you think my friend has been here longer?
User avatar #32 to #31 - manwithspecialeyes (03/22/2015) [-]
literally first line of description
>Friend has been on FJ for close to five years
User avatar #33 to #32 - imapessimist [OP](03/22/2015) [-]
For some reason I thought you meant he's probably been here longer than 5 years.
#34 to #33 - manwithspecialeyes (03/22/2015) [-]
well welcome to FJ, pink name
User avatar #35 to #34 - imapessimist [OP](03/22/2015) [-]
Thank you. I'm still not quite sure what I'm doing.
#25 - mikasuh (03/22/2015) [-]
I've been here for a few months and I got a few thousand thumbs on my name,Your friend... that...That's just sad.
User avatar #19 - jarredzz (03/22/2015) [-]
whoever this friend of yours is i can be his new friend.
User avatar #16 - sladee ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
only 200?
User avatar #7 - skyrimdovah (03/21/2015) [-]
Remember that time the site glitched and we all got double our colored text amount?

Good times...
#1 - logicalcommonsense (03/21/2015) [-]
god damn 			*****		, you know how be the system is using up in this bitch
god damn ***** , you know how be the system is using up in this bitch
#2 to #1 - imapessimist [OP](03/21/2015) [-]
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