How to draw with your fucking eyes. Something I found in internet. . (?).. instructions unclear, drew dick stuck in ceiling fan. fucking fuckity  draw Art eyes not your fucking useful not wasted time
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How to draw with your fucking eyes

Something I found in internet.

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#108 - twoderrick (07/31/2014) [-]
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MFW this post.
User avatar #282 - tinglyturtletaint (08/01/2014) [-]
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Talent is when things you can already do or parts of what is needed to do what your trying to learn, have been developed due to other things throughout life and are just natural at this point.

"Suzie sure can draw and she's never taken a class! What talent."
No, Suzie has been casually drawing since she was like 5 and has figured out all the **** you learn in classes except without knowing what the **** any of it is called.
Tell Suzie she makes great use of negative space.
"The **** is negative space." she says.
Hey Kyle, what chord is that song your writing in.
"This is an acoustic, it doesn't have a cord."

A good example is video games.
Hand any old time gamer a retro platformer homage and it'll take him 30 seconds to figure it out and start kicking ass. Meanwhile the dude who had him try it is salty as **** because he never played a platformer in his life and it took him hours to beat the first level, the level his friend just beat in 3 minutes.

Talent is basically a magic trick that the person might not even know their doing. It's misdirection. Your looking at the fact that they have never done the thing they are magically good at before, but, they have done certain things that at the very least required a similar mentality or set of skills for years.
"You took right to the guitar Jimmy, I'm sure not being able to feel your finger tips from all callouses you built as a lumberjack didn't help one ******* bit."

#3 - vorarephilia (07/31/2014) [+] (7 replies)
instructions unclear, drew dick stuck in ceiling fan.
#5 - katarinaismywaifu (07/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Thanks OP. I made this for you as a thank you.
#1 - ragingspacepanda (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#77 - mooseshavefeelings (07/31/2014) [+] (22 replies)
Drawing I did of my Grandad, criticism welcome!
#54 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
tfw only can draw eyes.

anyway, if you've more of these OP, please do share them with me.
#24 - crispybomb (07/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I drew a ******* cat.
#101 to #24 - moorbs (07/31/2014) [-]
The shapes! I see them!
User avatar #7 - I Am Monkey (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Despite the comedy, this post is actually a very good lesson in art. When I'm trying to draw something photo-realistically, I just have to turn my brain off and draw exactly what I'm seeing. If at any point in the drawing, I find myself drawing from memory, I have likely ****** something up. Literally all you have to do to draw something well enough is to draw a rough outline of the prominent features so the proportions are right and then fill in the details exactly as you see them. If you're having trouble with the features, just break them down into even smaller features. i.e; Face>Eye>Eyelid>Curvy Line.

Source: I am art
#32 - Awesomecarrot (07/31/2014) [+] (18 replies)
**** it, I gave it a go.
If anyone can guess who I based this on I'll be very pleased since I've never been good at drawing...
#120 - NinjaSharkie (07/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
My most recent painting, feel free to judge
#127 to #120 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Is really well painted I have to admit.


The problem I see is in the picture, the eyes... They don't match with the peak.
#39 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (11 replies)
i mean....hes not wrong

but personally ive found it easiest (when drawing monochromatically) to just ....never actually draw anything, but rather shade
--because if you break it down even further, there are no shapes at all. no defining lines in anything. its just a probability distribution of how many photons are hitting your eye from any one area at certain angles

so i "draw" by lightly shading. the heavier the shadow, the longer i shade in that particular area

i guess you kind of have to do what he said above first before you can accurately move on to what im talking about, but here are some examples (keep in mind, I haven't drawn **** for years, and most of these that i've bothered to save were when i was just starting out. i.e. they are crap)
#43 to #42 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
of course sometimes you can end up going too far with shading

thats what happened here and since it was in pen, i tried to shade more to cover it up

end result being a ridiculously unproportional young woman XD
#232 - xXZeroOutXx (07/31/2014) [-]
How Can I Draw If My Eyes Aren't Real?
#31 - imoriginalposter (07/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
WRONG
**** ***** now I gotta make an infograph fixing your **** .
#33 to #31 - imoriginalposter (07/31/2014) [-]
Look, I made an infograph. Took me what, 10 minutes?
#141 - scorpidea (07/31/2014) [-]
My first attempt at drawing an eye.
#66 - Underground (07/31/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I started out sculpting, looking at whatever I'm trying to replicate (if I'm sculpting something specific or a model) and break it into simple shapes, then further 'refine' it and add detail. So of course when I started drawing, the same concept applied and came easily to me. Very informative and interested.

Pic related, my sculpted WIP Marowak and Cubone. Pokemon are excellent examples for this technique because most of them are just simple shapes with smooth edges.
#13 - nimithecat (07/31/2014) [+] (19 replies)
**** I think I ****** up
#81 - ballerfifteen (07/31/2014) [-]
i have always wanted to draw but my skills at drawing are at the level of a 2nd grader, so thank you OP for giving me a step by step instruction on how to draw.
i have always wanted to draw but my skills at drawing are at the level of a 2nd grader, so thank you OP for giving me a step by step instruction on how to draw.
#265 - CakemanRPG ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I may suck at drawing, but I'm pretty damn proud of my classroom doodles
#272 to #270 - kaboomz (07/31/2014) [-]
your drawings
#78 - lanfear ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
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