Upload
Login or register
x

Comments(116):

Leave a comment Refresh Comments Show GIFs
[ 116 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
71 comments displayed.
#1 - kaboomz (07/13/2015) [-]
"cmon boiseee!"

man that sounded so gay
#17 to #1 - peterbowser (07/14/2015) [-]
**peterbowser used "*roll picture*"**
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- I'm pepsi listening to that.
#32 to #1 - yatush (07/14/2015) [-]
jesus christ man, my sides flew to an other dimention
#49 to #32 - trumpresident (07/14/2015) [-]
Did they?

Did you sides escape from your body when you saw his comment telling you that it was ok to laugh at something that you saw seconds before?

Was it funny?


Did it make you laugh like a yellow dog off Adventure Time?

Was it really really really really funny?

Maybe you should save his comment to your hard drive for later viewing!

Thanks Laurie!
User avatar #52 to #49 - thematthew ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
he's saying it like how fans of Sips say they ripped their dick off in anger, they never actually did this but it shows the extent of how they felt from said joke/youtuber.
User avatar #53 to #52 - depope (07/14/2015) [-]
It's still a huge overstatement
User avatar #83 to #53 - tripleskit (07/14/2015) [-]
Google hyperbole
User avatar #99 to #32 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
I normally don't grammar nazi but really?
#101 to #99 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
"I don't normally grammar Nazi, but really?"
FTFY
User avatar #115 to #101 - yatush (07/15/2015) [-]
are you serious? guys i think he's serious
User avatar #10 to #1 - FlameBreaker (07/14/2015) [-]
******* hysterical man. I laughed my sides off.
User avatar #68 to #62 - muchswagsuchwow (07/14/2015) [-]
GO **** A RUSTY CHAINSAW MY VOLUME WAS AT MAX
#71 to #68 - neppy (07/14/2015) [-]
not defending him or anything, but if you're going to have your volume at max while browsing funnyjunk, the earrape that ensues is you're own fault
User avatar #72 to #71 - muchswagsuchwow (07/14/2015) [-]
Wow nice victim blaming I'm kidding I was just surprised is all
User avatar #113 to #68 - ionlywhisper (07/15/2015) [-]
rusty chainsaw doesn't sound bad
User avatar #98 to #62 - obesehobbo ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
my soul was ripped from my body
#85 to #62 - fecalizator (07/14/2015) [-]
Get ****** my mom is sleeping in the other room
User avatar #45 to #1 - raskonock (07/14/2015) [-]
holy ****
User avatar #6 to #1 - turtlesinthesky (07/13/2015) [-]
Calling people your "boys" is ******* gay
User avatar #91 to #1 - catpisseverdeen (07/14/2015) [-]
I mean, he could be wearing purple basketball shorts...
User avatar #42 to #1 - barakakaka (07/14/2015) [-]
And then goes on to say: "Everybody is a wiener".
#55 to #1 - dinonator (07/14/2015) [-]
***** so homo
User avatar #19 to #1 - FeeFieFoe (07/14/2015) [-]
I think he was joking, making them seem like 3rd graders and hes the teacher, or thats what I wanna think. Pretty good strategy though, he also tells them to grow up, degrading them rather than getting super mad and tasing them, canada is amazing.
#9 - ninjabadger (07/14/2015) [-]
I kind of liked what he did.

Wasn't a dick about it, but asserted he was there and that consequences might've come. Not much else he could've done, mind you, but it was nice to see him keep his cool.

#5 - smartasshobo (07/13/2015) [-]
''Everybody is a winner, don't worry''

Jesus **** this man
#7 to #5 - Silver Quantum (07/13/2015) [-]
it shall be done, my son
User avatar #34 to #7 - melwach (07/14/2015) [-]
So this wish is more important to you than curing little Carrie's cancer, yeah?
Nice one, Jesus. Nice one..
#35 to #34 - Silver Quantum (07/14/2015) [-]
her friends didn't give me enough likes on facebook...
#36 to #35 - dwarfman (07/14/2015) [-]
Son, why are there beer cans outside the pearly gates again?
User avatar #37 to #36 - Silver Quantum (07/14/2015) [-]
i turn them into water before drinking them i swear!




please don't flood the earth again!
#15 - epicanadian (07/14/2015) [-]
Canadian police doin a fine ass job as usual. I love my country.
#44 to #15 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
Good, cos no one else does...
#70 to #44 - yaybacon (07/14/2015) [-]
I love Canada, they gave us Corner Gas
User avatar #79 to #70 - yujisakaii (07/14/2015) [-]
What the hell is corner gas ?

Sounds like somebody goes to one end of a room and rips a fart
User avatar #43 - doktorevil (07/14/2015) [-]
An american officer had shot them both, 10 times.
User avatar #48 to #43 - vosdiligunt (07/14/2015) [-]
with 5 different guns
#56 to #48 - derpinstock (07/14/2015) [-]
And then beat the closest ****** into a coma with his baton
User avatar #63 to #56 - bluerangermartin (07/14/2015) [-]
Using the word ****** and being a dindu at the same time. Interesting
#64 to #63 - derpinstock (07/14/2015) [-]
**derpinstock used "*roll picture*"**
**derpinstock rolled image**
Idk what dindu is but political correctness can suck a dick i'll stop saying ****** when ******* stop saying ******
****** .
User avatar #66 to #64 - bluerangermartin (07/14/2015) [-]
A dindu is someone who implies that the person was shot for being black and not for being a criminal. So you were being politically correct by implying american cops are racist but then also saying " ****** "

I am afraid I'm going to have to give you a 2edgy ticket.
#67 to #66 - derpinstock (07/14/2015) [-]
Youre such a ******
User avatar #54 to #48 - reican ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
and 10 different stances on each shot
User avatar #4 - snortblat ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
I thought it was key and peele fighting...
#2 - xskullgirlsx (07/13/2015) [-]
He's like a kindergarten teacher
#8 to #2 - cookiedude (07/14/2015) [-]
A lot of people stop mentally maturing after third grade because it gets too difficult.

Most of the skills a teacher has for dealing with behaviors are the same a police officer has. Just that a teacher can't grab, poke, hit, or pull a gun.
#47 - gametipsandmore (07/14/2015) [-]
As a Canadian, I approve of this message.
#50 - trumpresident (07/14/2015) [-]
I think we all know who was at fault for their ****** driving


******* Canadian-Asians
#108 to #50 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
yay! racism for the sake of hatred. woot, go trump.
#86 - zerok (07/14/2015) [-]
**zerok used "*roll picture*"**
**zerok rolled image** Everybody's a winner dont worry
#88 to #86 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
nice one
#40 - Zanchoff (07/14/2015) [-]
See, American cops? It's not about drawing guns. It's about fully emasculating people by yelling at them in a surprisingly effeminate voice.
#109 to #40 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
Nah man, american cops live in a country where the civilians have guns. They have reason to act like every bit of possible violence is a threat to their life.

Its ****** , but you can't exactly draw a parallel between american cops and canadian cops without acknowledging the gun control problems..

I just can't wait till america implodes with its gun control and its military police. Can't blame the cops for being violent - the civilians have guns. Can't blame the civilians for wanting guns - other violent civilians have guns. They've dug a grave and burnt the bridge behind it.

#89 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**were all winners
#59 - kliop (07/14/2015) [-]
Inbetweeners 2 - Grow Up Scene
User avatar #61 to #59 - yippekiay (07/14/2015) [-]
the waterpark scene. I was in tears.
User avatar #13 - malinko ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
he started to sound really gay at the end
#21 to #13 - redcapz (07/14/2015) [-]
come on BOYS
#102 - lionti (07/14/2015) [-]
If this was America that black guy would have gotten 4 warning shots in the back
User avatar #58 - infinitereaper (07/14/2015) [-]
as an american sometimes I feel like going to Canada and caressing their flag
but the government says that would be cheating on them
#96 - thepastamaypwnyou (07/14/2015) [-]
"Everybody's a wiener, dont worry"

I ******* knew it!
User avatar #92 - ghostninjaguy (07/14/2015) [-]
Those purple shorts are always a reason for road rage
User avatar #97 to #92 - shoryuken (07/14/2015) [-]
I think they're rad
#69 - fredsulli (07/14/2015) [-]
**fredsulli used "*roll picture*"****fredsulli rolled image**
**fredsulli used "*roll picture*"**
**fredsulli rolled image**
#46 - pepperbucket ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
**pepperbucket used "*roll picture*"****pepperbucket rolled image**
**pepperbucket used "*roll picture*"**
**pepperbucket rolled image**
[ 116 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)