How to be a cunt. . I Anonymous (( Tue) 1 9: 20 ll Girl: "Hey, let' s order a pizza" Me: "Okay sure, let' s go to Pizza King." Guy: "Sweet. Regular old pepperon
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How to be a cunt

I Anonymous (( Tue) 1 9: 20
ll Girl: "Hey, let' s order a pizza"
Me: "Okay sure, let' s go to Pizza King."
Guy: "Sweet. Regular old pepperonis fine with everyone?"
Girl: "NO, I' m a vegetarian. I want cheese, broccoli, pineapples, and mushrooms."
Guyy: "No one is going to want any of that."
Girl: "Then just ask them to put it onto four pieces."
Guy: "Pizza places dan' t even do that, you can either get half or a full pizza with the same
toppings-"
Girl: "No just ask okay holy **** ."
Me: (while talking to Pizza King guys) "They say they only do half."
Girl: "Fine then do half whatever."
Guy: "You' re not getting half of the ******* pizza to yours elf."
Gin: 'Then order two pizzas so everyone can have half of what they wand!"
Guyy: "I' m not sharing the other half of that pizza with you, it sounds nasty."
Girl: "Holy **** just do it!"
l order two pizzas. Andjust pepperoni, the other half pepperoni and half mushrooms, broccoli, and pineapples}
Me: "Alright it' s going to be for delivery, that' s ten fifty each."
Guyy: "Alrighty."
Guy: "Here ya god'
Girl: "I dent have any money."
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#4 - youlikeme (07/13/2014) [+] (16 replies)
this reminds me of some long ass /b/ story of someone's roommate and his girlfriend and what a bitch she was. anyone know which one I mean?
#1 - tumblrambassador (07/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
she was just trying to crush male oppression and was foiled by the pressures of society geeze.....
#7 to #1 - bluemagebrilly (07/13/2014) [-]
It's kind of amusing that you couldn't bring up more effort in this one. It's almost as if even you are upset with her.
User avatar #10 - obidomkenobi (07/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"I'm a vegetarian"
"Who the **** let you in?"
#30 - Sworley ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
but seriously, people who goes out to eat without any money are some of the worst kind of people. its one thing to forget a wallet, its another thing to say i dont have money.
#26 - bitchplzzz (07/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Im in Italy now and a calzone is 7-10$ and and margharita is 7$ at best. The intense bodylove is this digestive end product?!   
   
   
... They taste intense bodyloveing delicious here. Fresh ingredients
Im in Italy now and a calzone is 7-10$ and and margharita is 7$ at best. The intense bodylove is this digestive end product?!


... They taste intense bodyloveing delicious here. Fresh ingredients
User avatar #27 to #26 - bitchplzzz (07/13/2014) [-]
I hate these retarded wordfilters.
#98 - apolloeighteen ONLINE (07/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>her FW then keep asking her for the money she owes them
#78 - theseustheminotaur (07/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
She sounds hot
User avatar #81 to #78 - sinconn (07/14/2014) [-]
10/10

Would rape in alley while eating steak
#108 - peterbowser (07/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- How I deal with people like that.
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- How I deal with people like that.
User avatar #127 - thesnarfalarker (07/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
When two pizzas cost $42 it's time to switch pizza places
#48 - closingcubez (07/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
dam i'd lose my digestive end product
dam i'd lose my digestive end product
User avatar #68 - frizzyo (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
But.... 4 pieces IS half a pizza :I
#140 - slenderize (07/14/2014) [-]
I would have told her to starve.
I would have told her to starve.
#95 - kristovsky (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #97 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
"You are the reason women get raped."
#174 - senorfrog (07/14/2014) [-]
not so good lady gonna die, not even gonna feel sorry about it.
#92 - inToxicAsian (07/14/2014) [-]
Welp
Welp
User avatar #94 - LocoJoe (07/14/2014) [-]
This just in, a young woman found dead inside a Pizza King's dumpster. Authorities report that the young lady was found with severe bruises, several lacerations, signs of rape, and with several slices of pizza inside her orifices. Police also say they found a pepperoni sausage next to the body which they claim was used to rape the victim.
#188 - ltgbrady (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #16 - foxlift (07/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
My ex's sister used to do that with cheese. She "didn't like it". It's not like she couldn't eat it, she just didnt like enjoy it. So we would get 2 pizzas for 5 people and 2 kids(they don't eat much) and one of the pizzas would look like a intense bodyloveing piece of bread with tomato sauce on it. And then she would eat 2 slices.

I intense bodyloveing hated that. It's like "oh look at me, intense bodylove the other 6 people here, I want my special pizza just for me".
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