How to be a cheeky cunt
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xbyronx (08/26/2015) [-] 
1.) an experienced, living fully functioning as intended Lockheed AH-56A Cheyenne helicopter flight crew
2.) a fully functioning as intended Lockheed AH-56A Cheyenne helicopter stocked with unlimited fuel and landing pad.
3.) A fully functioning as intended solar powered Satellite phone with full connection to the internet and the outside world as I intend it to function, including but not limited to fully functional GPS system.
It says no planes. Not no helicopters. So I chose the one with the largest range of any helicopter, and a crew that could fly it as well as a phone to call for rescue and track position. Done and done.
2.) a fully functioning as intended Lockheed AH-56A Cheyenne helicopter stocked with unlimited fuel and landing pad.
3.) A fully functioning as intended solar powered Satellite phone with full connection to the internet and the outside world as I intend it to function, including but not limited to fully functional GPS system.
It says no planes. Not no helicopters. So I chose the one with the largest range of any helicopter, and a crew that could fly it as well as a phone to call for rescue and track position. Done and done.
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kaisakuenkou (08/26/2015) [-] Handy dandy remote you'd have, you might want a transmitter and receiver though
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sirfurnace (08/25/2015) [-]
1) My entire bookcase of survival guides
2) Sturdy, stainless steel full-tang knife
3) Water purification tablets
2) Sturdy, stainless steel full-tang knife
3) Water purification tablets
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StewieGGriffin (08/25/2015) [-] Kind of weird that you'd bring the bookcase and not a guide, consider it said item and the bookcase is one thing.
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shadowhorn (08/26/2015) [-] Interesting that you would bring water purification tablets instead of a filter...
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shadowhorn (08/26/2015) [-] I go camping a LOT, I use this www.amazon.com/Katadyn-Base-Water-Filter-10-Liter/ and it works perfectly. No offense, but you're using information from 20 years ago when filters couldn't do the exact same thing that tablets do. Now they can, and more.
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seymourg (08/26/2015) [-] m.rei.com/learn/expert-advice/water-treatment-backcountry.html
Well, I'm wrong. Good on ya
Well, I'm wrong. Good on ya
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dankrolls (08/25/2015) [-] **dankrolls used "*roll picture*"**
**dankrolls rolled image**It says specifically that I am not allowed to bring planes, a helicopter is not a plane, but a helicopter. They should have banned anything that can be used to transport people instead...
Technically, I could bring a space rocket without breaking the rules
**dankrolls rolled image**It says specifically that I am not allowed to bring planes, a helicopter is not a plane, but a helicopter. They should have banned anything that can be used to transport people instead...
Technically, I could bring a space rocket without breaking the rules
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hazelnutqt (08/25/2015) [-]
His questioning wasn't pertaining to your choice of vehicle, but rather to your choice of words, as you don't 'drive' a helicopter, you 'fly' a helicopter
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bohemianblasphemy (08/25/2015) [-] Is no one addressing that someone not only thinks that 4chan is a singular entity, but actually would choose to take it to a deserted island with them?
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friedgreenpomatoes (08/25/2015) [-] 1. Half a watermelon
2. Half a watermelon
3. Glue
wait
2. Half a watermelon
3. Glue
wait
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nommonsterbaa (08/26/2015) [-] Pretty sure that island is from pokemon Hoenn to be exact so I'd just catch a flying type. Or better yet, never leave.
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velociraptorein ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-] Looks like the island generator from Operation Genesis IMO.
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shadowhorn (08/26/2015) [-] All jokes and thoughts of escape aside:
1. A tarpaulin (I can think of a million uses)
2. A machete/axe
3. Reading material of some description
1. A tarpaulin (I can think of a million uses)
2. A machete/axe
3. Reading material of some description
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talonwooten (08/25/2015) [-] The book is for idiots, idiots don't generally know how to spell
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riftie (08/25/2015) [-] **riftie used "*roll picture*"**
**riftie rolled image** Okay.
1. The rest of the world
2. Building materials
3. Farming supplies
Your not stranded if you make everyone come with you.
**riftie rolled image** Okay.
1. The rest of the world
2. Building materials
3. Farming supplies
Your not stranded if you make everyone come with you.
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humdrumtwo (08/26/2015) [-]
if i could only take one item to a desert island i probably wouldn't go
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subaqueousreach ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-] I wouldn't recommend it. Trust me, I helped write it. That bitch is crazy.
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cdm ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-] The Boyscout Handbook.
The Complete Worst Case Survival Handbook.
The SAS... Survival... thing.
The Complete Worst Case Survival Handbook.
The SAS... Survival... thing.
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mangostormlegend (08/26/2015) [-] And it conveniently tells you how to which temperature you must bring it to make yourself a cozy campfire 451 degrees F is the temperature at which paper combusts
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minorian (08/26/2015) [-] What really ****** me up about this book was how he treated the main characters.
Mildred: just when she starts to sound like Montag is coming through to her, she betrays him, and the next thing we hear about her is that she's in the city when the bombs fell.
Captain Beatty: a guy that has apparently read all books in existence, but somehow still hates people that read books. Is it a cover for a rebel leader? Is he affiliated deeper with the government? A mystery that is surely to be revealed later on... nope, Montag kills him.
Professor Faber: in the last moment, the professor that seemed like he was totally useless risks his life to ensure Montag's escape. I bet we will hear about what happened to him later on, right? Right? Nope.
and the most shocking one by far IMO. Clarisse: the innocent and curious girl that showed Montag what was really missing in his, and every one else's, life. Suddenly, she is gone. The "official" story is that she was run over, but surely that is too trivial for a story like this! She must have been captured by some kind of secret service and held in a government facility just waiting for Montag to save her! I personally waited for her reappearance up until the very end, but it seems like she was just run over, maybe to show really how careless and sociopathic the world had become.
Mildred: just when she starts to sound like Montag is coming through to her, she betrays him, and the next thing we hear about her is that she's in the city when the bombs fell.
Captain Beatty: a guy that has apparently read all books in existence, but somehow still hates people that read books. Is it a cover for a rebel leader? Is he affiliated deeper with the government? A mystery that is surely to be revealed later on... nope, Montag kills him.
Professor Faber: in the last moment, the professor that seemed like he was totally useless risks his life to ensure Montag's escape. I bet we will hear about what happened to him later on, right? Right? Nope.
and the most shocking one by far IMO. Clarisse: the innocent and curious girl that showed Montag what was really missing in his, and every one else's, life. Suddenly, she is gone. The "official" story is that she was run over, but surely that is too trivial for a story like this! She must have been captured by some kind of secret service and held in a government facility just waiting for Montag to save her! I personally waited for her reappearance up until the very end, but it seems like she was just run over, maybe to show really how careless and sociopathic the world had become.
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xxjmacxx (08/25/2015) [-] **xxjmacxx used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**xxjmacxx rolls Warm, velvety muppet sex.**
What I would like to have on the island
**xxjmacxx rolls Warm, velvety muppet sex.**
What I would like to have on the island
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magicmatchsticks (08/26/2015) [-] pony images being upvoted? this isn't the FJ my father died in the revolution for
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darkjustifier (08/26/2015) [-] you see I get one fedora wish a day, when I tip it I wish for thumbs
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magicmatchsticks (08/26/2015) [-] thank you for your wisdom, i shall treasure it always
