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You have so many gorgo! qualities. You' re attractin re witty,
you' re bright. Ijust wit you could see yourself
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#9 - samoaspider

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(01/06/2014) [-]

He went for the kill and didn't feel bad for not getting his prey. I actually wish I were that cool

#14 to #9 - kwag

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(01/06/2014) [-]

I read that in his voice....goddamnit

#18 to #9 - anon id: 3086048d

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(01/06/2014) [-]

Unable to accept friendship though, like he only wants something to do with her if they're on romantic terms? Pretty arrogant fedora thing to do.

#91 to #18 - lolollo

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(01/07/2014) [-]

Yet everywhere else, everyone's like "Be a man and make your intentions clear, and don't take no for an answer."

And my friends wonder why I get a headache at just the thought of dating.

#38 to #18 - anon id: 8022d585

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(01/06/2014) [-]

That's the right thing to do. If you try to befriend someone you're in love with you're only doing it for the wrong reasons. And it's going to hurt a lot when you see her going out with douchebags.

#42 to #38 - anon id: db5e632a

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(01/06/2014) [-]

i mostly agree, but to me when a friend dates a douche (male or female) it always hurt.

#12 to #9 - LeviV

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(01/06/2014) [-]

That sounded a lot darker than it had to.

#19 to #12 - samoaspider

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(01/06/2014) [-]

still not as dark as your and mine usernames

#49 to #19 - anon id: c04a8403

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(01/07/2014) [-]

your and my?

yours and mine?

Our usernames?

#11 - anon id: aa6d0413

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(01/06/2014) [-]

So, basically, he's saying 'if I can't get into your pants then I have no interest whatsoever in you'. Nice guy.

#67 to #11 - trollollollo

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(01/07/2014) [-]

Successful troll is successful.

#55 to #11 - jakesir

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(01/07/2014) [-]

Found the feminazi

#29 to #11 - fyaq

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(01/06/2014) [-]

thats no way to treat a damsel

#16 to #11 - cumbersome

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(01/06/2014) [-]

No, he's saying if my romantic feelings aren't reciprocated, then I'm going to save myself the trouble and go look for someone else.

#45 to #16 - Truth

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(01/07/2014) [-]

That's true, but he was also rude, probably because he felt offended and wanted to let her know he wasn't going to take being just a friend.

#46 to #45 - cumbersome

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(01/07/2014) [-]

That's true, but it's also a comedy show

#28 to #16 - anon id: ba411434

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(01/06/2014) [-]

But if she's so "attractive, witty, and bright"

wouldn't that make a good friend?

#30 to #28 - cumbersome

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(01/06/2014) [-]

Yeah, but unreciprocated love rarely breeds friendship, just saying. At least you need to step away for a while and get over your feelings first, or it won't work

#31 to #28 - angelusprimus

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(01/06/2014) [-]

If you love someone, pour your heart at them, and they don't want to be with you then staying around them causes you nothing but false hope and heartbreak.

Better a clean break there and then, and then when you no longer feel that way if you see them again build a friendship, then pretend friendship where you watch her being with others while she comes to you to cry crushing your heart over and over again.

#35 - kaycie

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(01/06/2014) [-]

#59 to #35 - Lateralism

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(01/07/2014) [-]

not cool

#62 to #35 - superblargh

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(01/07/2014) [-]

She even leaned in, what a misleading bitch

#70 to #62 - anon id: ac447755

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I think the point of her leaning in is that she wanted to kiss him, but chickened out at the last second.

#2 - rikter

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(01/06/2014) [-]

I used have a pin on my jacket that says "**** you, I have enough friends", but it broke.

#3 to #2 - sadisticsalmon [OP]

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(01/06/2014) [-]

I want one of those

#4 to #3 - rikter

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(01/06/2014) [-]

I got it at a record shop. They had like a bin of random pins.

#36 to #2 - anon id: e428e194

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#41 to #2 - goblingang

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#52 to #2 - lionti

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(01/07/2014) [-]

I'm sorry for your loss

#53 to #52 - rikter

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(01/07/2014) [-]

Actually, so am I. It wasn't much but it did break the ice.

#6 to #2 - megustaculo

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(01/06/2014) [-]

my buddy has that printed on a shirt lol

#7 to #6 - rikter

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(01/06/2014) [-]

Fun stuff.

#8 to #7 - megustaculo

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(01/06/2014) [-]

you know it bud.

#15 - crazyeyedbioll

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King of fedoras. I want nothing to do with you if we arent dating. This kid isnt cool he's an arrogant dick. inb4 white knight inb4 its just a tv show. I know that, ya'll ****** be praising this turd.

#33 to #15 - theshimmy

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(01/06/2014) [-]

is there a story behind this? my curiosity has been peaked

#56 to #33 - newkiddo

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(01/07/2014) [-]

Goodwin mader a 69 yard touchdown and did the "shush" symbol for some reason. The marine Gunnery Sergeant thought he was making the symbol towards him (which he wasn't), and he proceeded to go off on him.

#24 to #15 - SteyrAUG

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(01/06/2014) [-]

So you let's say you pour your heart out to a girl. You tell her exactly how you feel. Then she just says

k

What would you do? Continue to grovel at her feet until she gave you another letter?

#25 to #24 - Yojimbo

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(01/06/2014) [-]

"Until she gave you another letter"

That is well put.

#76 to #24 - crazyeyedbioll

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(01/07/2014) [-]

Implying pouring your heart out to a girl automaticly means you deserve her. HURR YUR BEAUTIFUL MAKE SEX WITH ME NOW PLS. "no." OMG WOMEN ARE SO EVIL FRIENDZONE FOR LIFE

#77 to #76 - SteyrAUG

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(01/07/2014) [-]

You are jumping up and down all over the point and somehow you still missed it. You take your shot, and if it doesn't work and you get a no, then you move on. Don't sit around and wait for her to change her mind.

#78 to #77 - crazyeyedbioll

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Im in no way saying sit there and grovel or try to get her. Why be a dick and just leave like some arrogant ****? She values you as a friend, so be her friend. whats wrong with that?

#79 to #78 - SteyrAUG

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Nothing is wrong with that, as long as you actually want to be friends with the girl. Maybe that kid didn't want to be friends with her.

#80 to #79 - crazyeyedbioll

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(01/07/2014) [-]

That's still selfish and arrogant. The if we aint ****** then **** you attitude hurts just as many feelings as the friendzone.

#82 to #80 - SteyrAUG

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(01/07/2014) [-]

So have you considered the pain that is endured when you sit back and watch the girl you love go after another guy?

#83 to #82 - crazyeyedbioll

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(01/07/2014) [-]

Oh I know that pain very well. But I wont go on about my story. If you love her, you should appreciate the time you get with her, instead of being a dick and hating her for not wanting you back. thats what real love is.

#84 to #83 - SteyrAUG

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So if you know that pain so well, why would you wish it on anyone else?

#85 to #84 - crazyeyedbioll

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Because if you really knew what it's like to be in love with someone, you'd agree it's better to take whatever you can get and appreciate the time you get with that special person and be thankful you were even in their life, rather than tell them to screw off if they want to be your friend.

#86 to #85 - SteyrAUG

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And if they cared about you, even the tiniest amount, don't you think that they would want you to be happy too? Never did I ever say you couldn't be friends with the girl, I stated that some people couldn't bear the pain of seeing them go after someone else. The love you apparently have for a girl has blinded you to what love can truly be, and how wonderful it is when it's actually mutual.

#87 to #86 - crazyeyedbioll

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They may care about you tons, even love you as a friend. but if they arent attracted to you then you just have to accept that, it isnt always about you and shouldnt be. I see things like this because I learned this lesson the hard way. I said I wouldnt go on about my story but i think it gives a good example anyway so I'll make it short, long relationship, love of my life, soon to be married, she cheated, tried to forgive her, didnt, broke up. she wanted to be my friend after, be there for me because she knew what a ****** she did and that she couldnt fix it right away, what did I do? told her **** off. Now much later I miss her every day and would kill to be her friend. I think that shows the value of their offer for friendship even if you cant be together. but thats just me.

#89 to #87 - SteyrAUG

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Also, it's never too late to apologize, and if you really wanted to be her friend, you probably still could.

#88 to #87 - SteyrAUG

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I'm sorry to hear about that. Sounds like it really sucks a lot. I've luckily never been cheated on, and probably never will be. Do you think that the relationship you would have had with her as your friend (mind you, your situation is significantly different than the one we've been talking about) would have stopped you from moving on with your life, or do you think you would have been able to balance finding someone new with being her friend?

#90 to #88 - crazyeyedbioll

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Well of course I would of been jealous of other men in her life, but just having her there to talk to would of been so much better than all the pain I had to go through alone. And when I try to talk to her now she says she tried to bury all her feelings for me so she could move on. So my chances are gone. Just goes to show you, appreciate what you are given. I wish I knew that lesson before I learned it like this.

#10 - fjaggot

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(01/06/2014) [-]

Yeah and then he came back from the other room shortly and said "And if you want some broccoli, there is some between your teeth left from breakfast" or something like that

#13 to #10 - kwag

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(01/06/2014) [-]

Good comment....good comment

#32 - hotpost

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