How thing is

#4 - lamnad

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(03/27/2014) [-]

I've had a hunting bros feast. it's where you kill something and it becomes the main coarse fro the dinner. also the one who kills it has to run into camp lift it up and shout "TONIGHT WE SHALL FEAST ON THE FLESH OF OUR FOES!"

My kill was a 250lb wild hog(or boar if you feel the need to be midevil) so yes, I do lift.

#11 to #4 - Arcaina

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(03/28/2014) [-]

So you're only kind of evil?

#33 to #11 - makotoitou

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(03/28/2014) [-]

found the vegan

#42 to #33 - Arcaina

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(03/28/2014) [-]

The intended joke was his misspelling of medieval as midevil (middle evil) should have clarified

#45 to #42 - makotoitou

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(03/28/2014) [-]

Oh, that's not bad then. Decent joke but bad execution.

#35 to #11 - metacobalion

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(03/28/2014) [-]

He isn't evil he just eats meat, you know like our bodies have evolved to do.

#55 to #11 - lamnad

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#31 to #4 - narwhalsforhire

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(03/28/2014) [-]

or boar if you feel the need to be medieval

More like if you call things by their proper name. Should say "or wild hog if you feel the need to be hick."

#17 to #4 - applescryatnight

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(03/28/2014) [-]

wild hog sounds more medieval than boar imo

#21 to #4 - xxELITExx

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(03/28/2014) [-]

god damn that sounds ******* awesome.

#54 to #21 - lamnad

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(03/28/2014) [-]

it is awesome!

#25 to #4 - roflnaut

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(03/28/2014) [-]

I think you have a reserved spot in Valhalla.
Stay manly, my friend.

#43 to #25 - daentraya

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(03/28/2014) [-]

Dude, that ***** for the ones who dies on the battlefield and gets chosen by the valkyries as worthy of going there

#51 to #4 - boomerpyro

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(03/28/2014) [-]

i make all of these for a reason, simply tell me if you want me to post more of them

#7 to #4 - bdawg

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(03/27/2014) [-]

Sounds like a close knit brotherhood.

#14 to #7 - lamnad

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(03/28/2014) [-]

yeah, I was 13 and they were joking when they told me about the lifting it over my head thing. They were laughing up until I told them to stop the truck before the turn to camp, pulled it out and dead lifted that bastard. that was when they started clapping.

I'm just glad it wasn't a deer, then you're supposed to eat the testicles.

#6 to #4 - raideoactivepilot

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(03/27/2014) [-]

A peta fag thumbed you down, but i got you meat eating bro

#15 to #6 - lamnad

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(03/28/2014) [-]

Thank you.

#36 to #6 - toosexyforyou

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(03/28/2014) [-]

yeah **** jokerjack and gettingtaters

#56 to #36 - shannonlee

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Awesome name!

#57 to #56 - toosexyforyou

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thanks bud

#53 to #36 - gettingtaters

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I thumbed down for the same reasons as joker, but i also do not really agree with hunting considering that you can buy all kinds of meats from stores, but that is just my opinion, sorry for having a different one to you, and i hope it does not offend you.

#52 to #36 - jokerjack

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I thumbed down for the ******** "Yeah, I lift" at the end. It just makes the rest of us look bad and like we do in fact have a superiority complex.

I hunt quite a bit myself, although I haven't had the chance to go for boar. Mainly Whitetail, turkey, and black bear with a little pheasant and duck thrown in when the opportunity presents itself

#10 to #6 - anon id: 0a8de82e

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(03/28/2014) [-]

what, i strongly associate and participate in animal rights movements (i still think peta is crazy) and i enjoy meat, and that is meat from a happy animal as in havent lived in a small cell in its own droppings and with nothing to do other than realize that life is awfull, thats bad bacon, good bacon is a free range pig or in this case a wild hog.

#12 to #10 - lamnad

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(03/28/2014) [-]

It and it's friends had been destroying foliage on the land. A friend of mine was the manger and asked me to come in and help clear some Hogs out. we killed it, cleaned it and besides leaving the entrails and head out for the birds, used every part of the big but the "oick".

#8 - confusedasian

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(03/28/2014) [-]

Me eating alone because I'm lonely.

#19 to #8 - lasmamoe

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#20 to #8 - anon id: 1f83d2b1

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Eating alone is the worst.

When i was in highschool and was social everyday, i used to hate doing anything with people outside of school. I just wanted to get home and eat cereal and watch television.

But now when im finished with school and live alone, i realise how depressing it is to cook and eat food alone. I wish i had kept a stronger connection with people i went to school with. Friends are the most important thing in life IMO.

#22 to #20 - confusedasian

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(03/28/2014) [-]

I understand what you're saying. It makes you a bit empty inside doesn't it? You can't really change your past so you should just go and meet up with some new people. Colleagues, people you work with, or someone you talk with online. Meet up with them or something.

Also, why did you write as an anon? No one's going to judge you harshly or anything. If you want to seem anonymous I wouldn't make a comment, delete it, and then right after post as an anon. I'd wait a few minutes let a few people comment because as it stands "#19 name has deleted their comment" immediately following with "#20 anon".

Besides that, if you are feeling alone. I'm always here, well not all the time, but I'm here a large portion of the day. Feel free to talk with me whenever. I try to respond as soon as I can.

#28 to #8 - nigeltheoutlaw

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I'm so ******* lonely in university. Everyone I try to be friends with skitters away like roaches in the light so I get stuck being alone for everything. I feel the pain.