HOW MY DAD CAME OUT
It was at Thanksgiving and everything. Just me, my sister. and my
Dad: So, since " sari of tradition to -sinless things ever
Thanksgiving dinner, I think daught to let everione knew that I' ... uh.
little sister: What' s that?
Dad: It means I like mite and bays.
Little sister: Oh.
my sister and I keep eating]
Dad: ...and ' s alright with that?
Dad: Oh, Dav. good. (sits dawn, then stands up again] At feast and
surprised, some on! We fifty, I' been sitting an this shit since iwas
Little sister: [enthused} But youve aways said we wanted ta many
Dad: Well, I thaught mu assumed I was kidding when maid things
Me: is kidding when they say things like that about David
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