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How my dad came out

It was at Thanksgiving and everything. Just me, my sister. and my
Dad: So, since " sari of tradition to -sinless things ever
Thanksgiving dinner, I think daught to let everione knew that I' ... uh.
Me: Coal.
little sister: What' s that?
Dad: It means I like mite and bays.
Little sister: Oh.
my sister and I keep eating]
Dad: ...and ' s alright with that?
Dad: Oh, Dav. good. (sits dawn, then stands up again] At feast and
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Little sister: [enthused} But youve aways said we wanted ta many
David Bowie!
Dad: Well, I thaught mu assumed I was kidding when maid things
like that.
Me: is kidding when they say things like that about David
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User avatar #3 - faimbot (03/21/2014) [+] (24 replies)
My best friend VERY recently came out, February 1st, his birthday, he turned 25. We all kinda knew he was gay, or at the very least, bicurious.

He got blind stinking drunk, and told us he lied about having a girlfriend (which we all knew was a lie, he had moved to a complete other part of the city, for work and college so he figured noone would find out)

He also confessed about several of the weird gay things he did while we were at school. we used to do this pushing game, where we would lock heads and try and push each other backwards, he said he would deliberately lose badly so one particular guy (another friend of ours who was present to hear this) would fall on him.

He deliberately did bad in our workshop class when it came to using tools, so the same guy would get him in the "golf assist" position and help him.

At a sleepover we had, before going to france (we drove down but stayed the night near dover) he snuggled up to the same guy after he fell asleep, but made sure to wake up before anyone else did so as not to get caught.

Fast forward to after school finished, hilariously enough, same guy's dad got into a car crash, it looked pretty dire (he was fine after) he was in tears, guess who came to console him? Looking back i did think it was quite gay how he would insist on hugging it out all the time.

Not even the worst of it. Now my gay friend says he has the hots for me and a third friend. But this third friend is someone we all met recently from his college and work, and i'm pretty sure he is also gay. (he met him at college, and put in a good word for him at his job)

This left everyone weirded out, but not me, i finally have someone with a penis who can tell me what clothes I look good in WOOOO. I have a horrible sense of style. We are going shopping in a week, (old clothes finally stopped fitting, I lft bro).
#12 - titaniums (03/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
dads fw bowie
#56 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Hi bisexual, I'm Dad!
Hi bisexual, I'm Dad!
#2 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [+] (9 replies)
obviously someone who watched labyrinth

who didnt want to **** bowie then
#4 - brokentoaster (03/21/2014) [-]
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#101 - midothegreat (03/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
How can you not love David Bowie-sama-sensei-senpai-san-sama-kun
#26 - sindreo (03/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**sindreo rolled a random image posted in comment #8017007 at Safe For Work Random Board ** hfw
**sindreo rolled a random image posted in comment #8017007 at Safe For Work Random Board ** hfw
#6 - sketchysketchist (03/21/2014) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at questions **

A bisexual father is a Gay man's Milf.
A Filf...Or Dilf...
Either way, someone looks forward to banging your daddy.
User avatar #1 - justanon (03/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
he came out of a vagina
#31 to #1 - insaneguy (03/22/2014) [-]
he just doesn't like coming into one.
#82 - schnickelfritz (03/22/2014) [-]
bowie's FW
bowie's FW
#60 - shamelesslolicon (03/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I like women but I wont turn down a trap. After you fall for it twice you learn to accept it.
User avatar #51 - oceanfrank (03/22/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I told myself if I was SUPER desperate for sex (which I never have been and most likely never will be) I wouldn't mind getting head (not sex) from a guy who very closely resembles a girlish figure.
User avatar #57 to #51 - improbablyyourdad (03/22/2014) [-]
It's okay if you're gay, nobody cares.
#73 - cazabrow ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Dad:...and everyone's alright with that?   
Me: ...yeah...   
Little sister: ...yeah...   
Dad: ...yeah...
Dad:...and everyone's alright with that?

Me: ...yeah...
Little sister: ...yeah...
Dad: ...yeah...
User avatar #15 - chaoticlaw (03/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I found out my best friend was gay for me yesterday when he went on the FJ advice board to ask what he should do.

It caught me off guard.
#74 - ttubkcid (03/22/2014) [+] (17 replies)
your dad reminds me of the babe
your dad reminds me of the babe
User avatar #122 - AdamBaum (03/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This gay guy I used to work with was always talking about how much he thought Ryan Goslin was a cutie. He also told us about how a guy on the train with a hard on was looking at him and winking, and that they ****** in his car in the parking lot. He was fat, and looked like he could lift. Anyway one time he said that he didn't have enough money from tips to buy some weed, so I said I'd throw down and that I had a bowl, so we could smoke it after my shift.
We go to nearby woods to smoke, and we're stoned as **** . Now I'm still smoking, and then this thought came to me, "Holy **** , what if he overpowers me and rapes me right here and now." He must have seen my face and he starts laughing and leans forward. I'm laughing too but ready to sprint away. He flicks my nose and goes "boop". Then invites me to this college party where he knows all the bitches. I ask him if he could introduce me to the sluts, he says "All my bitches are sluts, I'm so proud of them, they're going to treat you nice." in the excitement I say "Hey, thanks for not raping me." He took it as a joke and said "I didn't even buy you dinner"
#80 - yulster (03/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
A story of how my brother came out
School report card comes, my brothers and mine.......
Dad: Blah blah , good work Yulster.............blah blah you could have done better male-yulster......
Brother: Yeah....... I guesss, I just can't get straight A's like Yulster...
Dad: Sure you can, maybe if you tried a little harded and didnt spend your time on the internet looking at cats all blah blah could get straight A's too...
Brother: No I cant .........
Dad: WHY?
Brother: Cuz Im NOT STRAIGHT........
Dad: Oh well I knew that......
Me: O_0 okaii.....
User avatar #81 to #80 - TheHutchie (03/22/2014) [-]
That picture doesn't make any sense. If anything, blowjob time is when you get a break from her ******** .

If your girlfriend is still telling you all about her day and her family and her friends while she's supposed to be *********** you, you need a new girlfriend.
#139 - ugoboom (03/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#71 - dudesname (03/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
such a sophisticated man
such a sophisticated man
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