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#74 - highball (10/24/2013) [-]
If i remember right the average man ejaculates in around three minutes [poor woman], somehow that doesn't work???
User avatar #57 - icefried (10/22/2013) [-]
The average is 13.3 cm?
Seriously? It's kinda depressing to think that i beat the average by almost 3 inches and that i'll probably never get to take it for a spin.
It's like having a big gun and nothing to shoot at..
#62 to #57 - LewdFlapjack (10/22/2013) [-]
Sometimes you just dont need a target in order to shoot, man.
User avatar #70 to #62 - icefried (10/22/2013) [-]
True. Not nearly as fun though.
#55 - guruxz (10/22/2013) [-]
goddamn you metric rebels.
User avatar #53 - adu (10/22/2013) [-]
Why do people keep discussing penis sizes? As long as it's not a two-inch pecker then it doesn't matter what size it is...
Most women only have a maximum depth of 6 inches, some larger or more "trafficked" women perhaps 7, and the ****** is on average located 3 inches in. Not to mention that the ******** is actually on the surface. So all you really need is maybe a 4 inch penis for maneuvering purposes, and you're set to please almost any woman. If anything, it's width rather than length that should be measured, but seeing as the average diameter of a ****** is less than 2 inches when stretched, it won't matter unless she's an absolute whore that ***** horses.

Also the average penis size in America is 5.6 inches. Any length past 6 is typically irrelevant, unless you want to hit the cervix or try anal or something.
User avatar #68 to #53 - breaken (10/22/2013) [-]
I've hit a cervix a few times. It isn't fun for either party.
User avatar #69 to #68 - breaken (10/22/2013) [-]
Although the length is good for sex in the spoon position.
User avatar #44 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
>20 minutes long... lol.

inb4 threatened virgins claim they can do it for hours
User avatar #38 - kupowrath (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm tired, so I read 13.3 cm, as 13.3 INCHES. Needless to say I was terrified and glad I'm a ******* .
User avatar #56 to #38 - vexaton ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
>glad I'm a *******
>"Give me attention! I'm a strong independent woman who need no man!"

Nah, but really, dicks are amazing.
User avatar #72 to #56 - kupowrath (10/23/2013) [-]
Certainly not garnering for attention. Just the idea of a 13 inch penis seems terrifying. Actually, all penis's seem terrifying. I assume gay men are the same when thinking about ******** .


User avatar #73 to #72 - vexaton ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Maybe. I like both anyway. I was joking by the way. And yeah I would not find a 13 inch dick so interesting.
#30 - chuffberry (10/22/2013) [-]
the average woman loses her virginity at 17? i'm in my goddamn 20's, and i see no chance of getting dick in the foreseeable future.
the average woman loses her virginity at 17? i'm in my goddamn 20's, and i see no chance of getting dick in the foreseeable future.
#45 to #30 - adu (10/22/2013) [-]
If you're asking for Dick, I have one right here.
If you're asking for Dick, I have one right here.
#32 to #30 - stoicnick **User deleted account** (10/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 to #32 - chuffberry (10/22/2013) [-]
i literally just beat that game today
#35 to #33 - stoicnick **User deleted account** (10/22/2013) [-]
also 						****					 you for using the word literally
also **** you for using the word literally
#34 to #33 - stoicnick **User deleted account** (10/22/2013) [-]
Zant was a large disappointment but it was a great 						*******					 game...the ending sucked ass to but it's ok  also zelda wasn't a very big part in it like i would expect
Zant was a large disappointment but it was a great ******* game...the ending sucked ass to but it's ok also zelda wasn't a very big part in it like i would expect
User avatar #31 to #30 - defacedcreeper (10/22/2013) [-]
*an average slut losses he virginity at 17
User avatar #46 to #31 - dairybun (10/22/2013) [-]
Why you gotta' raid on peoples parades, as long as you love the person at you're atleast 16 (under if you genuinly understand the concept of what's happening and the other person is of similar age and mind) and over and are protected who are we to judge on their actions, leave people be, if you don't have anything nice to say go suck off a cactus because your words and mouth are useless
User avatar #29 - jacklane (10/22/2013) [-]
I thought the end was going to say

"100% of males are trying to convert 13.3 cm to inches right now"
User avatar #39 to #29 - elitehacker (10/22/2013) [-]
it isn't that hard. providing that it's roughly .40 of an inch for 1 centimeter.. so like 5 inches.

seems short.. but idk, never taken a dick before. who knows what is good for a girl.
User avatar #27 - demigodofmadness (10/22/2013) [-]
Now hold on, clearly this post is omitting ******* women. And since we're clearly omitting gay men as well. Which would mean that the only sex we're counting is between man and woman, and assuming this does not change the averages. Can't we also say that the average male penis travels through 35.7 km or 22.3 miles of ****** in his life time. And if he can be a little better than average, his penis might just complete a marathon in it's life time.
#24 - thatginger (10/22/2013) [-]
The average penis is 13.3 cm?
.... i suddenly feel great about myself....
User avatar #28 to #24 - demigodofmadness (10/22/2013) [-]
Well that's including Asians. 1 billion chinese men brought down the average significantly.
#58 to #28 - macbookfan ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
>One billion chinese MEN
User avatar #59 to #58 - sommerli (10/22/2013) [-]
you never know when it comes to asians
#41 to #28 - DementedDoom (10/22/2013) [-]
India (population of well over a billion) being a part of Asia, per capita has the smallest penises, at around 5" and China (once again of a population of over a billion) is on average 5.5"
#37 to #28 - sexuality (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey, shut up and let us have this.
User avatar #22 - tepe (10/22/2013) [-]
So basically I need to figure out how to cram 2.69 million thrusts into me as quickly as possible to be fulfilled as average
#23 to #22 - notyaoming (10/22/2013) [-]
Just put an ad on Craigslist, I'm sure there are some people that would be willing to help with that.
User avatar #40 to #23 - elitehacker (10/22/2013) [-]
if you like old, ugly, and fat dudes

otherwise, you'd be better off working at a strip club. at least they get paid and they can go up to whichever guy they want at the place...
User avatar #20 - herpi (10/22/2013) [-]
how do they even do studies or get facts on the average length of a session
#36 to #20 - cutfourbieber (10/22/2013) [-]
i'm gonna do this very simple for you
1. they find man
2. they find woman
3. they make woman and man go sex
4. they write down the time the session took
5. repeat

after enough repeats, you know how long a session average takes
User avatar #15 - GnRNoD (10/22/2013) [-]
Not my bitches, my bitches get 8inch 7 days a week with 3600 thrust because I **** in 3 thrust per second and make those 20 minutes about 4 to 6 hours plust two hours of plain old foreplay.
User avatar #64 to #15 - GnRNoD (10/22/2013) [-]
You ************* don't know how to take a joke.... should have exagerated more.
User avatar #43 to #15 - melwach (10/22/2013) [-]
Do you use water or air cooling to keep your 3 thrusts/second drill from going up into flames?
User avatar #21 to #15 - egosumproxi ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
Three thrusts a second with an eight inch piece? Bitch, are you trying to start a fire?
User avatar #18 to #15 - goodguygary ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
you seem to have made some errors, let me fix them for you: 4 inch, 1 day a year, (if lucky) 4 thrusts, 1/5 thrust per second, 20 seconds about 1 minute, plus zero hours of foreplay because i am a huge ****** please rape my face*
User avatar #17 to #15 - rawfulz (10/22/2013) [-]
^ Guaranteed you're under 15.
User avatar #67 to #17 - GnRNoD (10/22/2013) [-]
T'was a joke and I'm 26... ¬¬'
User avatar #13 - CCpieman (10/22/2013) [-]
Now would these statistics apply to gays?
User avatar #10 - firewolf (10/22/2013) [-]
once a week? dude I'm sorry for you man.
User avatar #14 to #10 - idoliam ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
I'd feel sorry for myself if it's only once a week.
#11 to #10 - cutfourbieber (10/22/2013) [-]
ey mate, it's in average, and once a week is average from period 17-60
i don't think many people hav sex once a week 50-60 years
Sry fur bads englando, pls don't copi pasterino
#9 - priestoftheoldones (10/22/2013) [-]
Mein gott, I have no idea what to think of this.
User avatar #7 - breaken (10/21/2013) [-]
That is only 5 inches, sucks for them.
#5 - teranin ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
#4 - itsthetie ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
< Pic hella related.
User avatar #42 to #4 - crimzonsoulreaper (10/22/2013) [-]
"steel dildo".
#3 - asheskirata (10/21/2013) [-]
>mfw my sex life is better than average
User avatar #47 to #3 - dairybun (10/22/2013) [-]
Better than average on this site is still basically non-existant
User avatar #48 to #47 - asheskirata (10/22/2013) [-]
While this is true, I was talking in accordance with the "facts" on the content
User avatar #49 to #48 - dairybun (10/22/2013) [-]
Then good on ya ;)
User avatar #51 to #49 - dairybun (10/22/2013) [-]
I meant that as a genuine compliment by the way
User avatar #50 to #49 - asheskirata (10/22/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir, I wish you luck with your own sex life
User avatar #52 to #50 - dairybun (10/22/2013) [-]
I don't need luck when I've got a tazer and a baseball bat, otherwise known as "game" I don't know any other way to get women
#54 to #52 - asheskirata (10/22/2013) [-]
>mfw that comment
#6 to #3 - beroty (10/21/2013) [-]
>mfw my sex life is a lot weird than average
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