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#1 - leonhardt (07/29/2015) [-]

I wonder if this was made by a conspiracy theorist

#9 to #1 - agronimo (07/29/2015) [-]

I wonder if we all are the skeptical chickens

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#4 - arkis (07/29/2015) [-]

Most conspiracy theories exist because people can not handle the truth, or expect something horrible to have a HUGE plot behind it, such as 911, now I will say that yes maybe the government knew about it and did nothing ( for any number of reasons most likely they thought the bastards were yanking their chain) but people simply cant accept that someone with a great deal of motivation formed a simple plan, worked through all the ****** security and drove two planes into a building destroying it.

There are of course ones more laughable like the moon landing being fake, one of the biggest reasons I hear is that there is no air up there and there is no way they could have survived up there, because subs werent a thing for almost a hundred years before or scuba being a thing for atleast 20 or so, all the technology more or less existed for awhile before the moon landing, yet people act like it didn't, And my favorite question is " why haven't we gone back " Because its a ******* dead hunk of rock that we got enough samples from its a waste of money to go back

#10 to #4 - gggeee ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]

I've heard the theory that the first moon landing was faked as a publicity stunt to show the Soviet Union that we have space flight capabilities and the ability to put a man up there
Don't get me wrong I'm sure the landing was real enough, it's just one of those things at the back of your mind that kinda nags you

#14 to #10 - arkis (07/30/2015) [-]

Honestly its not hard to see how the moon landing would be possible, we had rebreather diving gear since like 1910, atleast ten years prior we had the A-12 which was the predecessor to the SR-71, both of which were high altitude planes that required special suits to pilot, we had subs for a good hundred years atleast, Rockets were more or less perfected during WW2 by Von Braun ( who hilariously used the Nazi to fund his dream of space flight) I mean we literally had all the tech to do it ATLEAST 10 years or more before we just didn't have it all put together. There is also the fact that there are Mirrors put up there with a strong enough laser you can actually bounce it off from the earth ( Which scientists do to measure the distance the moon is from the earth ) Most of the people that say the moonlanding didn't happen say that it couldn't, my question to them is how they explain satellites or the fact there are mirrors up there, or the biggest most important ******* fact of them all, Why has no one come forward, the Government couldn't even cover up watergate, do you honestly think they could cover up the moon landing?

#15 to #14 - gggeee ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]

***** calm the **** down damn
Yeah I understand we have all this tech but using the *******
>"WE HAVE MIRRORS ON THE MOON!!!!"
argument is autistic.
Why? Because that didn't happen until LATER you mongoloid, I only said that I had heard a theory that stated the FIRST moon landing to be faked.

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#11 to #4 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]

Anyone who believes the official 9/11 story, anyone, is a goddamn idiot. And the people telling the story were counting on that stupidity.

It is a shame on an indescribable level, growing up next to America and watching its government warp and twist its people because it knows they outnumber them about 50000:1 ratio and the second the people realize how bad they're getting ****** they could end that ******* awful quick. Keep em distracted. Give em some reality TV and an Iphone they'll never suspect a thing.

I may not be an old man but I am old enough to have seen America change before my eyes and become a ******* monster. Unfortunately that evil has permeated every facet of society in almost every country.

The good news is there IS a global awakening happening, and the fact that people will even post stuff like this on FJ says there are people smart enough to question this insane society we're stuck with.

#12 - thechosentroll (07/29/2015) [-]

The reason I don't believe most conspiracy theories is because of how ******* complicated and stupid most are. Seriously? The US has a hard time covering up a couple of civilians they killed in the middle of ******** nowhere in the middle east, yet you think they and 20 more countries are working in perfect unison to hide aliens from us? Yes, I'm sure governments around the world are spending billions upon billions of dollars or euros to fill planes with mindcontrol drugs and dump them all over the place in order to achieve the same effect 15 minutes of youtube comments has on your brain. Why the hell are you so convinced aliens want to stick a probe up your ass? How much can they learn from a ******* colon?

#3 - qwertyuiqwer (07/29/2015) [-]

Pretty accurate. if you even try and talk about conspiracy theories like MK-Ultra or secret societies like the Stone Masons or Skull and Bones society, the conversation is shut down with "hrr-drr ilurminerter" or being called a neckbeard.

#2 - lapsushominum ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]

You can taste the bias.

#6 - oniiking (07/29/2015) [-]

Let' compare humans, creatures who are given as much freedom as possible to live their life the way they choose to (within respects to adjacent humans) to creatures who are force bred and locked up their entire life so that we may consume their periods.
That will get my point across.