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User avatar #172 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (10/22/2013) [-]
i wish i had the courage to ask people out like that.
#174 to #172 - kakashikak (10/22/2013) [-]
Believe me, if you had a Lambo you would
#169 - oryx (10/22/2013) [-]
Gold Digger Prank!
#173 to #169 - halloweenwillcome (10/22/2013) [-]
**halloweenwillcome rolled a random image posted in comment #273 at PC Master race ** Lul of course he ditched her, he could've gotten better gurls =D
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#162 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (10/22/2013) [-]
>go to dinner
> **** her
>get her to do all kinds increasingly weird **** , starting out with licking your ass and ending with eating whipped cream mixed with your urine off the tip of your dick
>laugh and dump her, call her a golddigger, tip her a $20 and say "cheapest whore I've ever had"
>??????
>profit

Alternatively, grow to love eachother and live a long, happy life.

Both plans better than just driving away.
#155 - austinkret (10/22/2013) [-]
So apparently posting frames from a video is posting the video itself because I posted the video 2 hours before this guy yet I have -1 thumbs and he has +808....


wtf... I don't understand fjers because frankly when i see **** like this I just go watch the video and find it more funny.
User avatar #179 to #155 - iluvscuba (10/22/2013) [-]
And this was up recently
User avatar #160 to #155 - colourandshape (10/22/2013) [-]
this way is more convenient.
#158 to #155 - AZNRULEZ (10/22/2013) [-]
because the ******* video takes waaay longer to load and no one wants to sit through a 3 minute video, where in this we get the punchline in ~10 secs
#153 - spleed (10/22/2013) [-]
It's wrong for her to be shallowly interested in his money?

He was shallowly interested in her looks.
"What's up cutie? I was looking at you and thought you were really pretty."

So uh.
User avatar #165 to #153 - fukkentyranitar (10/22/2013) [-]
So what is he supposed to do? Call her an ugly bitch?
User avatar #166 to #165 - spleed (10/22/2013) [-]
Maybe he shouldn't approach shallow people shallowly?
User avatar #167 to #166 - fukkentyranitar (10/22/2013) [-]
So calling a girl pretty before you ask her out is shallow?
User avatar #170 to #167 - spleed (10/22/2013) [-]
No, but jetting off shortly after she said yes having seen your super car IS shallow.
User avatar #171 to #170 - fukkentyranitar (10/22/2013) [-]
She literally said yes only because she saw him get in the Lambo. Need I remind you that she flat out rejected him not even 10 seconds before that? Take it how you want, but girls like that don't deserve anyone's attention.
User avatar #185 to #171 - spleed (10/22/2013) [-]
And guys that walk up to girls saying "What's up, cutie?" don't deserve any attention, either.
User avatar #159 to #153 - eight (10/22/2013) [-]
There is nothing wrong with dating people that you could stand to look at for the rest of your life. That isn't shallow, it just makes sense.

There is something wrong about dating people only for what they can give you material wise. That isn't a real relationship.
User avatar #163 to #159 - spleed (10/22/2013) [-]
Then the question of what is morally acceptable in looking for a partner comes up.

There's nothing wrong with dating people that you could stand to look at for the rest of your life.

But there's something wrong with dating people that do financially well for themselves?

I tend to believe a relationship based solely on looks is just as shallow as having a relationship based solely on money.
User avatar #182 to #163 - eight (10/22/2013) [-]
Lets ignore the fact that it isn't based solely on looks.

Why would you ever date someone that is not attractive to you? You can make a great life without money. But if you wake up every morning and are disgusted to see the person you're with, that isn't a healthy relationship.
User avatar #184 to #182 - spleed (10/22/2013) [-]
That's his only motivation for asking the girl out.
He had no idea who she was. Didn't know her name, what she was like, none of that.
He was only interested in her because of her looks.
User avatar #186 to #184 - eight (10/22/2013) [-]
In other words, he wanted a fun night, not a relationship.

She wasn't interested in sex.

But she was suddenly willing to prostitute herself for money, stuff he might buy her, and a nice ride in a lambo.

That is scum.
#176 to #163 - officialjg ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
I don't think that's the point he was making. Like it or not, if you can't stand to look at the person or you just find them unattractive, that'll get in the way of any potential relationship or dating. Is it shallow? Probably is in some cases, but it's just the truth. That's how we humans work. We par up with a person that seems the most compatible to our sexual needs and emotional needs. If you can't meet either sides, then eventually the relationship falls apart. That's just how it is. As long as you don't flat out call them an ugly person or be in anyway rude about it then there's nothing wrong with not dating someone or declining them of any sexual act in the future because you just don't find them attractive. That's not being 						*******					 or a bitch, it's the reality of most cases of relationships. That doesn't mean there isn't a person out there who can overlook someone looks and just like their personality. That might be what you find more attractive. But that still goes back to us being shallow as well. Because you only like the person solely for their personality, you couldn't give less of a 						****					 about their looks. In some ways, that's shallow as well. We date a person because we find something attractive about them. If you aren't attract to either and you date someone because you're being a nice person, then you're not giving that person any real respect. All humans are ultimately shallow by nature. Doesn't make it wrong unless you're a dick about it.    
   
You're also wrong if you date or have sex with someone just because of the money they have and not because you truly care about that person if the other person is unaware and regardless if you unintentionally led them on. If you both acknowledge that you guys only date for sexual or materiel reasons or both, then it's all good in the hood and no one should bother you for it. It's when you're manipulating someone's feelings to get what you want is when's its wrong and you're being a huge 						****					.
I don't think that's the point he was making. Like it or not, if you can't stand to look at the person or you just find them unattractive, that'll get in the way of any potential relationship or dating. Is it shallow? Probably is in some cases, but it's just the truth. That's how we humans work. We par up with a person that seems the most compatible to our sexual needs and emotional needs. If you can't meet either sides, then eventually the relationship falls apart. That's just how it is. As long as you don't flat out call them an ugly person or be in anyway rude about it then there's nothing wrong with not dating someone or declining them of any sexual act in the future because you just don't find them attractive. That's not being ******* or a bitch, it's the reality of most cases of relationships. That doesn't mean there isn't a person out there who can overlook someone looks and just like their personality. That might be what you find more attractive. But that still goes back to us being shallow as well. Because you only like the person solely for their personality, you couldn't give less of a **** about their looks. In some ways, that's shallow as well. We date a person because we find something attractive about them. If you aren't attract to either and you date someone because you're being a nice person, then you're not giving that person any real respect. All humans are ultimately shallow by nature. Doesn't make it wrong unless you're a dick about it.

You're also wrong if you date or have sex with someone just because of the money they have and not because you truly care about that person if the other person is unaware and regardless if you unintentionally led them on. If you both acknowledge that you guys only date for sexual or materiel reasons or both, then it's all good in the hood and no one should bother you for it. It's when you're manipulating someone's feelings to get what you want is when's its wrong and you're being a huge **** .

#150 - shpadoinkle (10/22/2013) [-]
These are the guys who also did the zombie in the hood prank. Where he dressed as a zombie and chased around black guys. www.youtube.com/user/VitalyzdTv The "Can I sniff you prank" is my favorite.
#146 - steezyman (10/22/2013) [-]
This 						****					 just makes me really 						*******					 happy
This **** just makes me really ******* happy
#144 - mattass (10/22/2013) [-]
sauce
User avatar #141 - lutzswartzman (10/22/2013) [-]
I love vitaly thanks for the watermark op
#157 to #141 - austinkret (10/22/2013) [-]
the watermark is actually done by Vitaly and the fact it's there shows lazyness by op
#138 - anonymous (10/22/2013) [-]
****** dum ass bitch get what she deserf
#142 to #138 - jblumz (10/22/2013) [-]
******* dumb ass bitch needs to learn how to ******* spell.
#137 - herbolifee (10/22/2013) [-]
Sure, just caption a YouTube video that most of us have already seen anyways. Easy frontpage!
User avatar #147 to #137 - stillnotbob (10/22/2013) [-]
Sure, just use a rageface post-cancer spread.
#124 - anonymous (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm a girl and I think this is kind of stupid. Why did he ask her out? Her looks? And he turns her down because she's attracted to him for his money? They're both shallow.
User avatar #154 to #124 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/22/2013) [-]
**** , I always come up with stuff when my comments are already posted. Last one. Now, if you consider his mannerisms shallow, despite him clearly giving out his intentions, not out of intent to deceive her with false ones, then it's excusable. But your comment is applicable to general situations in which this might happen.
User avatar #152 to #124 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/22/2013) [-]
I'd like to make a revision to that last comment. If you decline dinner from a guy who's trying to be nice and see what type of person you are, and you don't know what type of person he is, then you're not giving her a chance. #133 and #136 are also other factors. On a related note, I assume you're not taken?
User avatar #151 to #124 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/22/2013) [-]
Well, if you've never met the person then what the **** else are you supposed to go off of? It was possible she could turn out not to be a shallow bitch, and asking somebody out to dinner is a good way of getting to know them. When a guy asks you out to dinner and you say no because you're not interested in his looks, you're not even giving the guy a chance. You're a piece of **** .
#143 to #124 - anonymous (10/22/2013) [-]
if you want to be a butt hurt feminist go do it somewhere else.
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#133 to #124 - FightClub (10/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #148 to #133 - stillnotbob (10/22/2013) [-]
**** ****** what are you doing, you're gonna get banned for that gif.
#132 to #124 - ivelization (10/22/2013) [-]
so wait youre disgusted that he, a male was looking for a possible suitable mate? while she was looking for money??? i totally get your point...
User avatar #135 to #132 - sailorstarsun (10/22/2013) [-]
You don't think money (as in, being able to provide for a family) counts as "suitable mate" material?
User avatar #139 to #135 - karson (10/22/2013) [-]
while it does play a factor, I've seen the effects of a gold digging bitch first hand. My "stepmom" is one. They are ******* ridiculous with that **** . My stepmom quit her job when she married my dad, after about a year of marriage, my dad told her she should try to get a job again. she said ok, but then, surprise surprise! she was pregnant about a month later, so no job for her! 12 years later, still no job, she keeps coming up with excuses. after she had a kid with him, she stopped trying too hard to make their marriage work, and the fight all the time. my dad is fairly wealthy, and he is very stingy. he knew he was in trouble when he found out she was pregnant. he called up my mom, told her, and said "I am so ****** . kill me now." My stepmom knew that even if they got a divorce, she could still live off of child support, which would have been 6 figures a year. another funny fact, my dad and stepmom have blue eyes, but my stepmom's daughter, who is supposedly my dad's child as well, has brown eyes. anyone who knows anything about dominant and recessive traits knows something is a rye there. My point is, gold digging bitches are real, I've seen them. while rich people can never be fully protected against gold diggers, it is really obvious what is up when the potential mate has no interest until he/she sees how wealthy you are.
User avatar #149 to #139 - cheated (10/22/2013) [-]
Although it would be expected that two blue eyes would make a blue eyed child, brown eyes are dominant and you can't really base too large of an assumption on that. But you never know.
User avatar #180 to #149 - karson (10/22/2013) [-]
to have blue eyes, you have to have homogeneous traits. B representing dominant brown eyes, b representing blue eyes, Bb is going to be brown eyes, obviously, but to have blue eyes, you have to have bb, so that means no traits for brown eyes at all. so bb+bb=bb. It is impossible to have a brown eyed child out of 2 blue eyed people, without some sort of mutation.
User avatar #188 to #180 - cheated (10/25/2013) [-]
**** happens.
#136 to #135 - ivelization (10/22/2013) [-]
when a human sees another for the first time, they make somewhat of a pro/con list of how well their hypothetical children would turn out (so deep in the subconscious you never notice it). he liked her looks meaning he thought somewhat that she is ana ppropriate mate. she did not. but when he pulled out that ***** grabbin car, her conscience immediatly said "ohhh money okay."
User avatar #123 - wersand (10/22/2013) [-]
Says shallow things out of no where to complete stranger, gets turned down. Says "I have money," she's like ok maybe not so bad. Then he goes "Lol money grabbing bitch."
He's not any better than was.
#128 to #123 - oniiking (10/22/2013) [-]
You can't really tell that from the video, all he does is complement her and ask her out on a date. He hasn't shown that he wants anything other than to go out with her  lolsex  and she only displays in interest in money, not him in any way shape or form, just his money. She seems like the worse of the two.
You can't really tell that from the video, all he does is complement her and ask her out on a date. He hasn't shown that he wants anything other than to go out with her lolsex and she only displays in interest in money, not him in any way shape or form, just his money. She seems like the worse of the two.
User avatar #130 to #128 - oniiking (10/22/2013) [-]
I swear that gif looked better when I downloaded it.
User avatar #129 to #128 - wersand (10/22/2013) [-]
All he cares seemed to care about was getting laid. They are equally shallow in my opinion. He didn't even ask her for her name.
#134 to #129 - tableflipper (10/22/2013) [-]
if he just wanted to get laid. the it wouldn't matter if she was a gold digger.
#113 - crimsonkev (10/22/2013) [-]
>week old youtube video
>captions it
>front page
#156 to #113 - saintlygrim (10/22/2013) [-]
You need this.
User avatar #109 - swagloon (10/22/2013) [-]
So we had the gif. Then the video. Now the captioned picture hits FJ. Lovely.
User avatar #114 to #109 - HordeyWordey (10/22/2013) [-]
I can't wait for the tumblr post!
#108 - imcadence (10/22/2013) [-]
**imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #6312206 at Justin Bieber Fan Board ** vitalys face when
User avatar #106 - masterof (10/22/2013) [-]
but dat ass.....
User avatar #102 - habakkuk (10/22/2013) [-]
you don't have to marry her lol, the way she turned around when she saw the car, she'd definitely put out. Hit it and quit it, give her the reputation she's trying so desperately to earn
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