How I Get on the Funyuns® Junk

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#5 - mattandstuff (05/15/2014) [-]

the amount of times ive found myself closing funnyjunk just to reopen chrome and click on funnyjunk

you think you can escape but something always pulls you back

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#89 to #5 - canyou (05/16/2014) [-]

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#79 to #5 - ackrap (05/16/2014) [-]

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#27 - kakariko (05/16/2014) [-]

>be me
>browsing funnyjunk
>"i've gone too far, better come back later"
>closes fj tab
>open new tab
>go to funnyjunk

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#44 to #27 - thememegod ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]

>be me
>browsing funnyjunk / playing minecraft because multitasking
>close both chrome and minecraft
>open chrome
>goto funnyjunk
>mfw i read your comment and realize the ride really never ends...

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#24 - kaboozle123 (05/16/2014) [-]

i hate and love this site. i'm on here everyday, seeing **** tons of content and laughing at the hysterical things people post and the comments they make (comments are best section)

however

the mob mentality of most of the users is ******* ridiculous. you can make a great point and if 1 or 3 people thumb you down, that's it, it's over and you will be thumbed down into oblivion and the same goes for being thumbed up. there's a lot of voting up and down based on other people's opinions

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#45 to #24 - alltimetens (05/16/2014) [-]

I hate that as well.

I post a good ******* post. Some asshole thumbs me down before anyone else, and I'm stuck with -1.

I am thereby forced to thumb my own post up with my other account

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#26 to #24 - infinitereaper (05/16/2014) [-]

Oh you've got no idea, you either delete your account before becoming a top ranking user, or live long to become the villain.

You'll experience the best of the site, and the worse. You'll talk to nice and wonderful people, and you'll talk to those edgy teenagers and trolls who think they run the show and have it all figured out.

FJ is a lot like the roller coaster of life. It's got it's ups and downs, sometimes it feels great and sometimes it just makes you want throw up.

But at the end of the day, you wanna ride it again.

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#70 to #26 - kanatana (05/16/2014) [-]

I think that may be one of the best descriptions of this site that I've seen in a long time, reaper.

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#28 to #26 - kaboozle123 (05/16/2014) [-]

you realize i've been a user on this site since 2007 and i know all these things in more.

the people don't change, the only thing that changes is the content. same **** different toilet

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#29 to #28 - infinitereaper (05/16/2014) [-]

I'm almost top level on comments, do you realize how much **** I've swam through to get there?

You are very right, it's hard to describe how bad it gets sometimes, but I think that's just how it is everywhere. FJ and not

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#33 to #29 - kaboozle123 (05/16/2014) [-]

it is how it is everywhere. but it's more prevalent when there's a voting system. like with 4chan, while there might be a lot of angry and idiot people there's no way to bandwagon. at least not as bad as on a site with voting

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#36 to #33 - infinitereaper (05/16/2014) [-]

Yeah, it's highly political here.
This site is a good example of the terror of absolute democracy.

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#39 to #36 - kaboozle123 (05/16/2014) [-]

it's the same as any issue ever. people are afraid to go against the flow.

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#41 to #39 - infinitereaper (05/16/2014) [-]

Part of why I do exactly that,
you should see the **** I get myself into sometimes

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#32 to #29 - garymotherfingoak (05/16/2014) [-]

I like how both of you think. you can fing highs and lows pretty much everywhere on here. you just have to cherish the highs and realize that the lows (mainly the small but numerous kind) simply aren't worth your time, most of the time.

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#10 - samxdaxman (05/15/2014) [-]

I dunno if it's because there's less content being posted, but for the last few days, I've been going through the front page all the way down to the posts with single-digit thumbs...

MFW I reach that point and immediately go back to the front page.

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#84 - naitsabesh (05/16/2014) [-]

Starting on +2300 thumbs post
End up on +10 posts
keep browsing

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#1 - knightgiver (05/15/2014) [-]

**knightgiver rolled image** I visit this site because I love memes

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#81 to #1 - mranldestroyer (05/16/2014) [-]

holy **** that sounds cancerous

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#2 to #1 - melllvinnn [OP](05/15/2014) [-]

Do you wake up sometimes and just say,

"Man I cant WAIT to come on Funnyjunk today!" ?

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#12 to #2 - thewulfman (05/15/2014) [-]

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#102 to #2 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]

If I had a comment or content that was getting a lot of attention when I went to sleep. Yeah.

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#19 to #2 - ugoboom

ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]

Do you wake up sometimes and just say,

"Man I cant WAIT to play TR today!" ?

hue

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#108 to #19 - melllvinnn [OP](05/16/2014) [-]

I'm on my phone so I don't have my man ray reaction pictures. Here's a pic of my Skype profile.

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#23 - warlockrichard (05/16/2014) [-]

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#7 - redtooth (05/15/2014) [-]

**redtooth rolled image**

I almost obsessively follow all my comments, watch who's thumbed them up and down... same for any content I upload. It's almost unhealthy. There's nothing nicer than getting a tonne of notifications (unless it's a ********* your comment started)

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#8 to #7 - vgmddg (05/15/2014) [-]

^^

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#78 to #7 - amata (05/16/2014) [-]

I know what you're talking about, redtooth

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#73 to #7 - tiles (05/16/2014) [-]

I am entirely like this

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#6 - pizzaweed (05/15/2014) [-]

Watch me make a daring, week long escape.

I shall return here in a week, because there's no permanent escape from this place

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#11 to #6 - pizzaweed (05/15/2014) [-]

Back. damn, what a long week

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#14 - shadowsynergy (05/16/2014) [-]

FJ is my homepage.
There is no escape...
I try to leave and then just open FJ again.
The ride never ends.

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#16 to #14 - Aethlius (05/16/2014) [-]

that awkward moment when you close the fj tab and just type funnyjunk into the adress bar again

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#20 - hydromatic (05/16/2014) [-]

For some reason i can't stay off this ******* site for more than a few weeks at most.

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#13 - kaboomz (05/16/2014) [-]

>turn on computer
>open chrome as soon as possible and type "funnyjunk" on google
>click funnyjunk
>login
>30 minutes later realize what i did
>get out of Fj
>login to world of tanks
>start a match
>30 seconds to start
>alt tab to desktop > chrome > FJ
>what

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#9 - ColeTheUber (05/15/2014) [-]

>I should check Facebook, see what people are up to
>F
>off to a good start
>u
>not quite right, let me erase it and start over
>nnyjunk.com
>well, I guess I'm here now

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#94 - yetaxaa (05/16/2014) [-]

I actually deleted my bookmark of FJ to stop going on it.
And then I realised that funnyjunk is the first thing that comes up when I type 'f' into the search bar
and the cycle continues...

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#30 - mondominiman (05/16/2014) [-]

I never realized how much power FJ had over me until the day it went down for a few hours and I knew of no other websites to visit.

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#34 to #30 - adolfoliverbush (05/16/2014) [-]

it went down? was that during nap time?

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#42 to #34 - mondominiman (05/16/2014) [-]

It's gone down several times in the past. Once because of updates and another because of a DDOS. I can't do naps, my sense of time is ****** up after a nap and i can't sleep at night plus i feel like **** all next day.

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