How I didn't meat your mother
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dorfdorfdorf (01/30/2015) [-] except it's not a rotting corpse. the whole point of cooking it is that it's no longer rotting.
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dorfdorfdorf (01/30/2015) [-] not really, i mean it's broken down but not the same way as rotting
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gigaidan (01/30/2015) [-] Except that carbs actually stay longer in the small intestine, since they are harder to digest than meat, thus they go to the large intestine where it gets fermented by the bacteria there, thus causing some of the symptoms you just described I think the only one absent would be erectile dysfunction, which can be solved with exercise , plus flatulence and bloating... get your facts right, vegan faggot
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heartlessrobot (01/30/2015) [-] Meat can cause constipation if it's the only thing you eat.
It doesn't cause erectile dysfunction, if anything, the opposite is true.
Everything causes body odor.
It doesn't cause erectile dysfunction, if anything, the opposite is true.
Everything causes body odor.
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iescapedthecondom (01/30/2015) [-] Although what you're saying is total ******** pic related it still kinda disturbs me, that even a good thing done by the wrong ppl can make the thing itself look like the most retarded idea ever.
I may support vegetarianism, but there's no need forcing it. Once again, the idea is good, but the actual practice doesn't really seem to work out for some.
Tl;dr: don't act like the smarrterest person in the world, especially if you're doing something without understanding any of it.
I may support vegetarianism, but there's no need forcing it. Once again, the idea is good, but the actual practice doesn't really seem to work out for some.
Tl;dr: don't act like the smarrterest person in the world, especially if you're doing something without understanding any of it.
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dorfdorfdorf (01/30/2015) [-] >implying that an anon can have gains
0/10 gain harder fgt
0/10 gain harder fgt
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dorfdorfdorf (01/30/2015) [-] i am indeed a faggot who knows nothing about gaining, ive just been pullin your leg.
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bookieblaster (01/30/2015) [-]
Red meat also increases testosterone, which increases muscle gains
soy (a common vegan protein) when eaten in above average amounts will increase estrogen, decreasing muscle gains
while cheese is an acceptable alternative, you cannot base your entire protein intake on cheese easily
soy (a common vegan protein) when eaten in above average amounts will increase estrogen, decreasing muscle gains
while cheese is an acceptable alternative, you cannot base your entire protein intake on cheese easily
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bookieblaster (01/30/2015) [-] Maybe you are also being downvoted because you are calling people stupid
just a theory
just a theory
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anon (01/30/2015) [-]
still id have to eat 600 grams of meat every day to get the proteins i need
for eating 600 g every day i would feel kinda bad
curd cheese is not "cheese" btw. it almost contains no fat. and im eating about 1 kg every day for half a year now and gained 4 to 5 kg. so y, it works.
for eating 600 g every day i would feel kinda bad
curd cheese is not "cheese" btw. it almost contains no fat. and im eating about 1 kg every day for half a year now and gained 4 to 5 kg. so y, it works.
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marinepenguin ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-] You can gain muscle mass on an all vegetarian diet. Although it's extremely difficult to not have to take vitamins so you won't be deficient in lots of vitamins and minerals.
Eating lean meats high in protein makes muscle building WAY easier.
Eating lean meats high in protein makes muscle building WAY easier.
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heartlessrobot (01/30/2015) [-] I thought gains was bulking.
I'm working towards endurance and cardio.
I'm working towards endurance and cardio.
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marinepenguin ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-] Gains implies increases in strength or muscle size. Generally just improvements in your lifting or your physique.
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heartlessrobot (01/30/2015) [-] I don't want to get ripped, I just want to not be an embarrassment at my gym class.
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marinepenguin ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-] You don't get ripped by accident. Building muscle takes a long time. It's not like you just wake up with a great physique. A combination of weightlifting, sprints, and cardio is perfectly fine for someone who just wants to be in good shape.
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heartlessrobot (01/31/2015) [-] I don't mean body builder level ripped, I just don't want visible biceps or really visible abs, and since I'm losing weight, lifting, and doing cardio, it's supposedly difficult to maintain a less than masculine physique.
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dorfdorfdorf (01/30/2015) [-] i dont know **** about gains, its just a dank meme same here, im working towards functioning muscles, not showy ones
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marinepenguin ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-] There is no difference. There's no such thing as functional muscle, all muscle is functional.
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dorfdorfdorf (01/30/2015) [-] i mean not like bulging ones. i want to be able to lift heavy **** and protect myself, not wear tight shirts
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thasuperpimp (01/30/2015) [-] Pretty much everyone you see with bulging muscles has worked really hard to earn them by a mixture of lifting heavy and eating right, unless they've used synthol or some **** . Size typically correlates with strength.
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thewhitezombie (01/31/2015) [-] Salt and pepper only. And that bitch better be rare. Medium-rare at worst.
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thewhitezombie (01/31/2015) [-] Go **** yourself with a dried out hamburger you uncultured swine.
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thewhitezombie (01/31/2015) [-] At least vegan's don't waste good steak. Might as well cook up a ******* hamburger.
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thewhitezombie (01/31/2015) [-] and to clarify my initial post; if you don't like steak, that is fine. Don't eat it. However if someone cooks up a steak for you, putting ketchup on it is EXTREMELY insulting. You are telling them that you don't like their steak, and that you need to cover it in sauce to eat it. Ketchup is particularly insulting because of what it is commonly used for. You are comparing their expensive and time consuming steak to a cheap hotdog or hamburger.
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thewhitezombie (02/01/2015) [-] Ketchup is not an enhancing sauce, it is a covering sauce. A proper steak sauce or a rub is pushing it, but they can arguably "enhance" the flavor. Ketchup on the other hand is used to conceal flavors, this is why it is used on cheap meats like Hot dogs or Fast food burgers, so that you are unable to taste the crappy meat they use.
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thewhitezombie (01/31/2015) [-] I disagree. The whole point of a good steak is to taste the steak. If you are going to drown it with sauce, you might as well eat a hamburger, since that is what you are going to taste.
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heartlessrobot (01/30/2015) [-] >No fries on the side
>Not even a baked potato
It might be good, but it's not perfect.
>Not even a baked potato
It might be good, but it's not perfect.
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heartlessrobot (01/30/2015) [-] Steak sauce is for ****** beef, a burnt steak, or people with bad taste.
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heartlessrobot (01/30/2015) [-] As long as you don't put it on good beef, you're ok.
And I mean the fancy **** you pay an arm and a leg for, the kind of beef you either have to order specially from a butcher or go to a fancy restaurant for.
And I mean the fancy **** you pay an arm and a leg for, the kind of beef you either have to order specially from a butcher or go to a fancy restaurant for.
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ppheadbuttface (01/30/2015) [-] Why is it always "meat is murder"?
Why does no one ever think of the vegetables and fruits?
I mean yeah, you're raising an animal, feeding it, caring for it, only to eat it.
But you do the same with veggies and fruits.
Why does no one ever think of the vegetables and fruits?
I mean yeah, you're raising an animal, feeding it, caring for it, only to eat it.
But you do the same with veggies and fruits.
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ppheadbuttface (01/30/2015) [-] Then what's that liquid that comes out when you cut one?
You: 0
Me: 1
You: 0
Me: 1
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destroyerofcheese (01/30/2015) [-] I have brought shame to my family. You're missing a period.
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transformnerdtwo (01/30/2015) [-] I find this much more funny knowing that pudding used to be (or maybe it still is, I don't know) made out of cow and horse hooves.
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somguyindauniverse (01/30/2015) [-] Pink Floyd reference with ponies? What's the appropriate thing to do here?
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bluerangermartin (01/30/2015) [-] You dont need to keep doing this, we are all worried. Your burden is too great
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brownskin ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-] it's generally pretty hard to hear that sound in your head over the sounds of the cows I'm personally slaughtering screaming
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tastycrisps (01/31/2015) [-] I usually don't like to go out of my way to offend people but that bitch totally deserved it. If you don't like meat, fine, I can respect that. I can't respect someone who is in such dire need to feel superior over others that she rubs her uniqueness in everyone's face.
You're not special, you're a bitch. I may or may not have an obnoxious vegan friend
You're not special, you're a bitch. I may or may not have an obnoxious vegan friend
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captainsweden (01/30/2015) [-] You can tell that a show is absolutely worthless if it has laughtracks.
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alucardhell [OP]ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-] except for HIMYM which the laughing was recorded from showing the finished episodes to a studio of people as said in comment #45
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enfantcool (01/30/2015) [-] where does it say it is filmed in front of a live audience?
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braindamagedteen (01/31/2015) [-]
if you have seen the show you will know why it is imposible to shoot an episode infront of a live audience.Also Last Man Standing is filmed infront a live audience for every episode (i think)
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sonron (01/30/2015) [-] **sonron used "*roll picture*"**
**sonron rolled image** and later she gonna be drinking protein shake
**sonron rolled image** and later she gonna be drinking protein shake
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cannibalvegan (01/30/2015) [-] I used to find this show funny, now I find it depressing because I've seen the finale.
Why, why did I have to do that?
Why, why did I have to do that?
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alucardhell [OP]ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-] As long as you forget the last episode, everything is ok.
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iamthepapercut (01/30/2015) [-] I never bothered to watch most of it
How did he meet their mother
How did he meet their mother
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cannibalvegan (01/30/2015) [-] SPOILER ALERT: She was dead the whole time and Ted ended up getting back together with Robin after she divorced Barney (After building up to their wedding an entire season) and Barney's character development went out the window when he became a man whore again and then he knocked up some chick who we never meet. Marshall and Lily become an old and sad couple with no attraction towards each other and Marshall loses his hair too and loses an election to be mayor or something.
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alucardhell [OP]ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-] That is why we mostly ignore the finale for the most part. Nothing good came out of it.
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cannibalvegan (01/30/2015) [-] I would be satisified if they had ended it at the train station, sure, it's kind of expected and simple, but I would much rather have an expected happy ending than that unexpected depressing one we got. The writers of the show wanted it to be realistic and not a perfect fairy tale ending, but it's in consistent because the rest of the show is extremely unrealistic and everything works how as it should in the end. It's just a feel good show with some drama in it, it didn't deserve to be destroyed like that. I grew up with that show always wanting to know the end and then I just got slapped in the face.
Pic slightly related.
Pic slightly related.
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braindamagedteen (01/31/2015) [-]
theres an alternate finale that ends on the train station
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Ottovan (01/30/2015) [-] Man, think of all those poor lions...
They can't tune out that voice "Tearing this gazelle's throat open to feed my family is murder, but my body can't survive off anything other than meat"
They must be such weak creatures... pitty....
They can't tune out that voice "Tearing this gazelle's throat open to feed my family is murder, but my body can't survive off anything other than meat"
They must be such weak creatures... pitty....
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jibbablabba (01/30/2015) [-] **jibbablabba rolled user slightly ** it is time, for you to sample my meat
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vortexrain (01/31/2015) [-] To me, if you opt out of eating meat, you're a disappointment . Our species survived on eating meats, veggies, berries, whatever the **** we wanted, and sometimes needed, to survive. The claim that eating meat is murder, well then you are the descendant of a murderer, and without that "murder" you wouldn't exist.
Rant over.
Rant over.
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anon (01/30/2015) [-] Is it strange that raw meat makes me extremely hungry and looks delicious as **** to me? Though the thought of eating raw meat is disgusting to me. semi related pic
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redstonealchemist (01/30/2015) [-] lots of plants are a great source of protein, but don't get me wrong: if you like eating meat and your'e fine with eating meat, then **** , i'll cook for ya! but personally i don't want to contribute to what is perceived to be immoral. depending on location and laws it can be horrible, other places are much better about it.
recently i heard about some sort of way to kill a cow so quickly that it can't even register pain, as far as non-vegetarian stuff goes, that's respectable.
i wouldn't mind lab-grown meat, just as long as it wasn't 'alive'.
you don't need to be vegetarian or vegan to appreciate the effort gone into making vege/vegan food taste like meat.
one particular one i fully well intend to try out is a cooking method that makes mushrooms have the flavour and texture of bacon.
now tell me that **** ain't awesome.
www.seriouseats.com/2014/02/vegan-crispy-smoked-mushroom-bacon.html
pic related: your diet doesn't define you, i would love you or hate you regardless.
recently i heard about some sort of way to kill a cow so quickly that it can't even register pain, as far as non-vegetarian stuff goes, that's respectable.
i wouldn't mind lab-grown meat, just as long as it wasn't 'alive'.
you don't need to be vegetarian or vegan to appreciate the effort gone into making vege/vegan food taste like meat.
one particular one i fully well intend to try out is a cooking method that makes mushrooms have the flavour and texture of bacon.
now tell me that **** ain't awesome.
www.seriouseats.com/2014/02/vegan-crispy-smoked-mushroom-bacon.html
pic related: your diet doesn't define you, i would love you or hate you regardless.
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thesecretbear (01/30/2015) [-] I do think it's neat, but most of that food is much more expensive than the actual stuff.
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redstonealchemist (01/30/2015) [-] generally yes, but sometimes you can luck out.
if you have the time, bargain hunting can be a great part time.
sometimes i just go around to see how many 'maybes' i can find. 'maybes' being stuff that i could possibly use to recreate taste similar to meat.
some fun stuff: quorn fillet and quorn chicken bites/chicken nugget thingies taste quite similar to actual chicken!
if you use jerk seasoning and fry it, god damn it's good
if you have the time, bargain hunting can be a great part time.
sometimes i just go around to see how many 'maybes' i can find. 'maybes' being stuff that i could possibly use to recreate taste similar to meat.
some fun stuff: quorn fillet and quorn chicken bites/chicken nugget thingies taste quite similar to actual chicken!
if you use jerk seasoning and fry it, god damn it's good
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scooterdanny (01/30/2015) [-] I'm vegatarian, i would be vegan if not for cheese. Cheese is too delicious.
